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im rolal kinda like j-lo but more famous lol 🍸😽🩷✨

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lmao i luv how evry1 jjust had collective post chitt clarity 💀

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sometimes i remember wolfgang is like a real name 💔

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that'd be a huge waste of time, I think... also a three hour turnaround lmao

ppl get busy shrug 🤷🏽‍♀️

yeah man i was busy making my sisters macaroni and cheese and dino nuggets for dinner where would she have gotten a picture of a random dude btw

uh google like every1 else??

you dont have to believe me just know my sisters are named foxtrot and skylark because our mom "wanted to have [her] own little zoo to raise!"

bruh n u lookj brown so i cant evn say this is a yt ppl moment lmao

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she had the heart of a white woman you're right...

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neway like i originally said im so sorry 💔

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Pray for me

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🙏🏽

i miss when random educations shit wud get memeified like "mitochondria is da powerhouse of the cel" or "nobody xpected the spanich inquisition" or like "osteoporosis" can we go bsck 2 that like whens the instructions 2 change a tire gonna b a catchy lil meme

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not me bein called an airhead by a himbo! 🙀

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A whatsit?

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Yo wh4tt??? Snrkk g1rl th4t's m4d funny. #Oh-th3-1rony #Got-m3-l4ugh1ng

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do i strike u as a natural blonde or a suicide blonde? y??

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You know I appreciate you deeply, Ro-Lal. You're always natty to me. But, this one needs a #suicide tag. We don't do silly word censoring here.

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speakin of unchained django is a perftecly valid troll name

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im smatr asl but i AM a blonde lol

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w8 wats that series where the 3 autistic orphans r runnin away from their evil gay uncle??? "bad shit keeps happenin" or smth?? my mom had all those books wasnt there like 15 of em????

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a series of unfortunate events?

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YEAH that sounds like sum goth shit mom would buy

| Read Such Books Before. My Only Thought When See|ng Those Ch|ldren Repeatedly Fa|l To Expose That Count Olaf |nd|v|dual Was "sk|ll |ssue".

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tripsily buildin a cat tree like da 🐐 i am

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hey its rolal back w more BRITMPOSTING they say hyundai like da car hy un dai i was wonderin what it means 2 drive "high on dice" 4 like 2-3 sentences LOL 💀

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| Enjoy The |nvolvement Of D|ce Here.

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"h|gh On D|ce", That |s A Redeem|ng Aspect Of Your Statement. |t |nvokes The |dea Of D|ce Be|ng |nvolv|ng |n The Process Of Dr|v|ng, Wh|ch |n |tself Makes |t Closer To A Board Game. The Subl|me. Excellent Work M|ss Lalonde.

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lol no i got that u liked it and u must like gambluing or sum but ig y do u like em so much

L|fe |s Bu|lt Upon Confl|ct. Battle. Only By Duel|ng Can You Understand The Mean|ng Of L|fe And The People Around You. And Board Games Are The Most Noble Of Venues To Battle.

oh well i thought u were just gonna smth abt owning a trill game shop but ur idea is probably better lol

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i ftr AM posting abt ANYBODY

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da wifi connection off 4 the holiday 2? lmao

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⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᵉᵗʰᵉʳᵉᵃˡᴱʳⁱᵈᵃⁿⁱ⁾⁾

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mannnn we r so adorbs

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RIGHT?

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they hated jeezus, bc he told them the truth

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"u say its a pity cuz quoting leviticus ill end up kiddiless all my life" is still bars

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ok soz 4 the rolal #britposting again but i jus heard a british person say "compost"?? it rhymes w "lost" wait dont tell me they do that 2 "post office" 2 😭

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its because they pronounce the o differently i think

the sentence it was in was ruff 2 "in mssgs 2 his friends he compared hus wife 2 compost" 😭 gaj dam

my cat takes a dumb @ da absolute worst times is2g

"i aint got da time n if my daddy thinks im fine" yeah so her daddy kept sayin dhe wuz fine bc if she went 2 rehab then shed have a hard tome singin n makin him tons a money its str8 fucked

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ok havin a big-ass buzzbalkl coin flip that im totally fine or get super fucked uip

dis coloir is called "orange u glad" ⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈⁱᵗ:ᵖᵒⁿʸᵖᵃˡᵗʳᵃⁱˡ⁾⁾

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