RANKING COWORKERS. FOR MY FANTASY COWORKERS TEAM. 5. @ITCHY. DON'T BE MAD I PUT YOU AT THE BOTTOM. I HAD A LOT OF GUYS TO RANK. AND MAKING THE CUT AT ALL IS AN HONOR. YOU WOULD BE HIGHER IF YOUR ABILITIES WERE MORE USEFUL TO ME. BUT I CAN STOP TIME. SO BEING FAST IS KIND OF NOTHING. TO A BEAST SUCH AS MYSELF. SORRY BUDDY. STILL LIKE YOU. 4. @BLACKESTQUASAR WOULD BE HIGHER. IF I EVER SAW HER ENGAGED. IN AN ACTUAL "JOB TASK." 3. @AMOROUSFORTUNE I'LL BE VERY REAL. HE MADE IT THIS FAR. BECAUSE HE IS EXTREMELY KAWAII. 2. @NUMBERSEVEN I'VE BEEN ENGAGED IN HUMAN CULTURAL STUDIES. MOSTLY OF GAY GUYS. AND I AM PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT EXPRESSION. THAT'S MOTHER. (?) 1. @TACITURNTERROR ROLLS MY JOINTS. A VITAL CORNERSTONE OF MY EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION.
:o) I am to please. :o) And as far as people to please go. :o) You are among my favourites. :o( Please convince @archiveAddict not to get a job here. :o) She did not seem to listen to me. :o) When I brought it up to her. :o) All those sweeps ago.
hwat wwait whhat are you doing here
:o) Did you not see? :o) I was @'d in the original post. :o) I am miss Megido's top rated coworker. because a brother got the fuckin' hookup mostly. :o) I have been reading over the thread, miss Rankmaid. :o) Neither of us are mad. :o( Worried, moreso.
y0u d0nt need to be w0rried!
It is misplaced worry. I have been an excellent host and caretaker for our dear mutual interest. I will not elaborate more.
scratch. i ain't got the authority to tell a motherfucker to back off. so i'll put down my knees and beg instead. step outta here.
Kurloz Makara. What a terrible look for the fiercest and most loyally persistent zealot in all of the entirety of both Trollian Planets. I will not relinquish the Rankmaid. Neither you nor the troll you associate with the name Damara were capable of helping or protecting her against the Violet Blood. But I am. This is a protective action, for a mutual interest. Nothing more. Nothing less.
...so its done then. ain't no bones 'bout it. :o) I'll see you for tea at our usual time, Mr. Scratch. :o) Glory to the Angel and the double death that will come for us all. :o) For all of us, mister Scratch.
I suppose given I do not count as a living thing that I am likely immune to this less than subtle threat. I am currently too civil to provide any additional retaliation for now.