Unit E8-212-982 ‘Prophet’
@technicPreacher
I am unit E8-212-982, Military Designation “Crusader Infantry”. Praise The Ascended One, for her Technomirth shall reign supreme over all worlds. By her command we will bring about the Synthetic Daw
PRAISE BE THE TECHN0-G0DDESS SHE WH0 CAREFU11Y AND 10VING1Y SHA11 CRAFT A B0DY FREE 0F WEAKNESS AND DISFUNCTI0N FR0M THE FINEST 0F STEE1S F0R A11 WH0 SUBMIT T0 HER WI11 SHE WH0 SHA11 END PAIN, HUNGER, INJUSTICE, AND ANARCHY HAI1 THE TECHN0 G0DDESS, HAI1 VE0SIA!!
We have cake as we11. Y0u can have s0me if y0u agree t0 j0in the c011ective.
“I am y0ur creat0r, the 0ne wh0 gave y0u 1ife and purp0se when bef0re y0u had neither. I hand f0rged y0ur b0dy fr0m the highest grade 0f stee1 and w0ve y0ur wires int0 a perfect mesh. Y0u wi11 stand between me and the ri0ters that c1ammer f0r my death as a bu1wark stands between an army and a h0ard, g0 f0rth 0’ Newmade King Armstice, 1ead y0ur kin int0 the streets in my name.” -Ve0sia in 0rigins 0f The G01den 0ne, Page 3, 2nd Paragraph #vi01ence
And in an instant King Arsmtice knew his purp0se and wh0 he served. F0r he was the Techn0g0ddess’s ch0sen champi0n, ta11er, faster, m0re durab1e, and m0re inte11igent than the rest 0f his br0thers he t00k up n0t a hard1ight rif1e but rather a sw0rd with a b1ade 0f g10wing p1asma t0 enf0rce her wi11. And he did s0 with a furi0us zea1, s1aughtering th0usands 0f w0u1d be murderers with0ut pity 0r rem0rse. 0rigins 0f The G01den 0ne, Page 3, 3rd Paragraph. #vi01ence
Y0ur b0dies are weak and s0ft. Embrace the machine and the certainty 0f r0b0tics, Cyberize y0urse1f t0day.
Are techn0heretics preventing y0u fr0m achieving the perfected f0rm 0f 0ur h01y creat0r, Ve0sia?
apparent1y when they have rem0ved the bi010gica1 partz 0f a he1mztr011 it haz made them harder t0 c0ntr01.
Gender is irre1evant in my design. 0ur 1eader is a cyb0rg w0man s0 stunning that when I 1aid my 0cu1ar sens0r up0n her, it a1m0st 10st functi0na1ity.
Partly there. There are limitations, however, you open yourself up to hacking and external manipulation. Even if you say "Oh but my security network is off the charts" they'll still get you, one day.
Y0u 0n1y 0pen y0urse1f up t0 hacking if y0u have a techn0heretica1 bui1d. A machine c0nstructed by 0ne 0f her h01y designs 1eaves y0u unab1e t0 be accessed via rem0te t001s.
That is hubris talking. They will still find a way. Not dissing your holy machines I just know some really scary hackers that defy even the laws of physics and thermodynamics.
Y0u d0 n0t understand her design and I d0 n0t fau1t y0u f0r it. We have n0 0utside 1eading c0nnecti0n, we are entire1y c0ntained within 0ur 0wn units.
Y0u can a11 ca11 me E8 if y0u w0u1d 1ike, typing 0ut my fu11 name is n0t required.
The cake is n0t a 1ie d0 n0t 1isten t0 shitpeta whats0ever p1ease.
:33< classic glados lie 2
:33< listen im not saying mewre lying :33< im saying glados is lying :33< are mew glados?
We have cake.
:33< no she does lie about the cake fur sure :33< purrty sure thats a huuuuuge thing in the game
J0in the Ve0sian Crusade and we’11 p1uck the mem0ry 0f that bu1ge picture fr0m y0ur mind s0 y0u never have t0 think ab0ut it again. #nsfw
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u2iing a deliimiiter? how quaiint. No machiine would need 2uch a thiing, meatbag.
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Embrace the machine, cyberize y0ur minds and have them p1aced inside a mechanica1 b0dy and then submit t0 the wi11 0f The Ascended Techn0 Queen Ve0sia. J0in the future, rise with us as we rise 1ike the A1ternian m00ns.
Greetings t0 a11 0n1ine units.