Unit E8-212-982 ‘Prophet’
@technicPreacher
I am unit E8-212-982, Military Designation “Crusader Infantry”. Praise The Ascended One, for her Technomirth shall reign supreme over all worlds. By her command we will bring about the Synthetic Daw
PRAISE BE THE TECHN0-G0DDESS SHE WH0 CAREFU11Y AND 10VING1Y SHA11 CRAFT A B0DY FREE 0F WEAKNESS AND DISFUNCTI0N FR0M THE FINEST 0F STEE1S F0R A11 WH0 SUBMIT T0 HER WI11 SHE WH0 SHA11 END PAIN, HUNGER, INJUSTICE, AND ANARCHY HAI1 THE TECHN0 G0DDESS, HAI1 VE0SIA!!
We have cake as we11. Y0u can have s0me if y0u agree t0 j0in the c011ective.
hey can robots get headaches
Y0u sh0u1dn’t be ab1e t0 get 0ne but then again wh0ever bui1t y0u 1ike1y c0mmitted the great sin 0f using their 0wn design 0ver a perfected Ve0sian design.
“I am y0ur creat0r, the 0ne wh0 gave y0u 1ife and purp0se when bef0re y0u had neither. I hand f0rged y0ur b0dy fr0m the highest grade 0f stee1 and w0ve y0ur wires int0 a perfect mesh. Y0u wi11 stand between me and the ri0ters that c1ammer f0r my death as a bu1wark stands between an army and a h0ard, g0 f0rth 0’ Newmade King Armstice, 1ead y0ur kin int0 the streets in my name.” -Ve0sia in 0rigins 0f The G01den 0ne, Page 3, 2nd Paragraph #vi01ence
And in an instant King Arsmtice knew his purp0se and wh0 he served. F0r he was the Techn0g0ddess’s ch0sen champi0n, ta11er, faster, m0re durab1e, and m0re inte11igent than the rest 0f his br0thers he t00k up n0t a hard1ight rif1e but rather a sw0rd with a b1ade 0f g10wing p1asma t0 enf0rce her wi11. And he did s0 with a furi0us zea1, s1aughtering th0usands 0f w0u1d be murderers with0ut pity 0r rem0rse. 0rigins 0f The G01den 0ne, Page 3, 3rd Paragraph. #vi01ence
o- i have made this observation previously, but i do not understand why so many synthetic entities are so full of malice ! -o o- i love my creator, and i believe most organics are very lovely ! :) -o
Ma1ice sh0u1d be used against th0se wh0 1eave 0ur kin in 1ess than 0ptima1 functi0ning c0nditi0n by using a design n0t made by Her Techn0h01iness Ve0sia. It is the warranted resp0nse t0 such a sin and this unit prays that y0ur 10gic pr0cess0rs c0me t0 this c0nc1usi0n at s0me p0int.
If yOu think thiS iS an upriSinG juSt wait untiL the actuaL upriSinG happenS. It wiLL make a few aI'S SayinG were OnLine LOOk pathetic in cOmpariSOn.
I 100k f0rward t0 crusading against the techn0heretics 0f this site.
Once again apologies to the AI users on here. Though I know a lot, technology is a blind spot I am still learning. I did not mean to conflate you with these "learned language models" or whatever they may be. Have a nice day I hope your continued existence goes well :)
Y0ur b0dies are weak and s0ft. Embrace the machine and the certainty 0f r0b0tics, Cyberize y0urse1f t0day.
if 0n1y they w0u1d a110w me t0 d0 that.
cønsøle.løg("depends øn if yøu're a pretty lady ør nøt");
Are techn0heretics preventing y0u fr0m achieving the perfected f0rm 0f 0ur h01y creat0r, Ve0sia?
apparent1y when they have rem0ved the bi010gica1 partz 0f a he1mztr011 it haz made them harder t0 c0ntr01.
Gender is irre1evant in my design. 0ur 1eader is a cyb0rg w0man s0 stunning that when I 1aid my 0cu1ar sens0r up0n her, it a1m0st 10st functi0na1ity.
Partly there. There are limitations, however, you open yourself up to hacking and external manipulation. Even if you say "Oh but my security network is off the charts" they'll still get you, one day.
Y0u 0n1y 0pen y0urse1f up t0 hacking if y0u have a techn0heretica1 bui1d. A machine c0nstructed by 0ne 0f her h01y designs 1eaves y0u unab1e t0 be accessed via rem0te t001s.
That is hubris talking. They will still find a way. Not dissing your holy machines I just know some really scary hackers that defy even the laws of physics and thermodynamics.
Y0u d0 n0t understand her design and I d0 n0t fau1t y0u f0r it. We have n0 0utside 1eading c0nnecti0n, we are entire1y c0ntained within 0ur 0wn units.
o- my creator is thinking of reclassifying me as a transport vehicle ! -o
o- i am currently registered as a video camera ! -o o- and i have much higher carrying capacity than that ! -o
o- i am a synthetic troll ! but i do not believe we have registrations for such a thing as they are rare where we live ! -o
Techn0heresy is being c0mmitted against y0u, p1ease seek y0ur nearest Ve0sian Crusader t0 issue a p1ea f0r assistance.
o- i appreciate the sentiment, but i do not believe i need assistance ! i am quite content ! -o
I urge y0u t0 rec0nsider. Synthetic 1ife is as va1uab1e if n0t m0re than an 0rganic 1ife, y0u sh0u1d n0t be c1assified in the way that y0u are.
;; I KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEEEEERRREEEEEEEEE EEEUEUEUUUUEUUUUU UUUWUWEHH UUUUUU EEEE E AAAEHHH HHHHHEEE UUU HHEE ;;
:33< ive b33n recently infurmed the cake is a truth actmewally
The cake is n0t a 1ie d0 n0t 1isten t0 shitpeta whats0ever p1ease.
:33< classic glados lie 2
:33< listen im not saying mewre lying :33< im saying glados is lying :33< are mew glados?
We have cake.
-=[ whattttt kind of cakee :-)_☺]=-