SIDEBAR! i am giving the people what they want. MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! Chapter Two: "Bel," Jakobi growled, "I have something t-awoo tell y-awoo." "Oh..." Izabel breathed. "I have something to tell you, too..." "I'm going first, since I'm the alpha of our pack," Jakobi said, letting the record reflect that he was in fact the Alpha even if he didn't get a big head about it. "We will litigate pack dynamics at a later date... but okay you can go first, because I'm nervous..." Izabel whispered, breathily. "I'm... I'm... Bel, y-awoo have t-awoo promise t-awoo listen t-awoo me. This is serious, but I don't want y-awoo t-awoo loo-oo-awook at me any differently from now on, okay?" Izabel glanced down at the ground. "Just spit it out already..." "I'm *nonbinary,*" Jakobi said, finally able to spit the words out. "Oh..." Izabel said, suddenly stunned into shocked silence with a strange sort of singularity. "Don't... don't freak out, Bel, I'm still your mate...sprit..." Jakobi said, with sexy pleading eyes. "I... I'm just surprised because... I'm nonbinary too... that's what I was going to tell you..." "Really?!?!" Jakobi howled. "Yes," Izabel breathed. "We can both be nonbinary t-awoogether & also in sexy conc-awoopiscent flushed love," Jakobi cheered. Izabel made out with him & their tongues touched a lot & when the two of them pailed that night there were twice as many pronouns as usual. #TeamJakobi #nsfw ?
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CROSS EXAMINATION! why are you nonbinaryphobic
LIBEL??????
POINT OF ORDER! i'll tell everyone i know out loud with my mouth, so you can sue me for sl&er too
POINT OF ORDER! i should monetize this.
