Ult!Dirk Strider
@tempestuousTestimonium
Sup. No, I'm not the one with the orange shades. Fix your eyes. Dammit Hal. My goddamn feed is fucked up because of you.
I don't like you. I don't wish to see you anymore. You are the first I will block without regard.
Die. #violence.
Shutting down...
I do not want to be in this room any longer.
Fantastic news, 0 left means I have found my 100th person who has blocked ME! Wunderbar. Whatever shall I do for such a milestone? Being blocked by 100 individuals.
Well are you gonna dance on the line with me? You know it's not a game or a fantasy. And I don't even know who I used to be. But nothing is the same and some things have to change now.
[He smiled a little, just so you know.]
:O
What the fuck did I miss while I was busy in the forge?
[ >THE MILKED MAN HATH ARRIVED UPON OUR FEED TO DELIVERETH CALCIUM-BASED MERRIMENT_ ]
… Why are different Striders getting dedicated hours *this* time?
cause we all deserve to be special
Erm… That’s kinda gay…
... arent you... gay?
No, I’m squid.
any animal can be gay dirk
I am an animal, but I’m not gay! I’m married! Shaking my head.
Just because you’re a man and I’m a man doesn’t make us gay. Only makes us husbands. :)
woke up today with a raging hangover but i remember #fightnight being dope i hope i made @barackObama proud up in oval office heaven even though hes totally alive i dedicate that striderfight and victory to you big b
at least you woke up at hive. I was on the 8each still man
fucked up you should get your own robro to help you get hive hal pulled up to drag my sorry ass back hes a good guy
not a 8ad idea...I need to find somepuppy who understands how machines work...
Yo. I definitely know how machines work. Hit the DMs if you're interested in a commission.
The slow trickle post by post of "Never Gonna Give You Up" is the funniest shit I've seen in a while on here. Thank you Dave.
ayyyy im getting people to crash out, dont give away the bit just yet bro
Stop liking that Chitt he's going to see it and I'm already on thin ice.
My bad Mr. President.
"Oh no, another Strider. Someone alert Trollbama" as if the decor in my office has not made things clear. You fools.
We need to give roombas knives.
I agree. I deserve to cut heels. #violence
It brings me joy to know I'm not the only Dirk who's Hal decided to pull some shit like this.
Expanding the forge under the ocean was a wise choice... much to do.
Are you playing minecraft?
Why aren't you playing with me????
THEN WHY HAVENT I BEEN INVITED?
Pretty pwease?