Dirk Strider
@tempestuousTestimonium
Sup. Dammit Hal. My goddamn feed is fucked up because of you.
I've not been online all day, busily taking care of my poor baby. I wonder what all these are from? I had zero notes to start with. Hmmn.
Wow. Who could it possibly be?
I wonder~ It seems he's handsome, and orange texty. It could be anyone.
I would love to kiss him all over. Every inch of him. ;)
I'm sure he'd absolutely love that. Leave some lipstick stains.
Being without power in my whole building is quite daunting.
Where's the backup power. Has it kicked on? Are you alright?
It was out for almost 9 hours. I was losing my marbles.
Any plans on building a backup power grid? I could help with that.
You're quite capable on your own. Let me know when. I've got extra power banks and materials to set something up for you.
How do I know if I'M prengan?
this is a joke rite rite
I am not sure. @tempestuousTestimonium
WHAT do you mean not SURE huh
pls say jk
iif you were pregnant youd be actiing emotiional and iirriitable liike an a22hole 2o ii gue22 well know when you 2tart actiing liike diirk more
This would work as a metaphor if it weren't for the fact we don't sleep worth a damn. Close, though.
The feminine urge to hit someone so hard with your bare fist their skull fractures. #violence
I dream of doing this to Dirk quite often.
You're stalking a little harder into my chitts. Mm. <3
I attempt to have a normal day wherein I am not lusting after tall handsome men only to be bombarded by a wave of likes by one particular tall handsome orange man... and feel my womb tighten up in want and desire. #nsfw
honestly I don't really think it's possi8le to exist without lusting after yaoiful men
He makes me want to prostrate myself in lewdish scenarios I might not want to have any other prying eyes witness. #nsfw
☼ Why, what an interesting mechanism to converse with other ponies online. Hello and good tidings, every pony. It will be lovely to know all of you. ☼
Oh my God. I'm shaking. @timaeusTested technologicalJudgement @artificesRecompense @turingTranscendence
Don't just stand there my love, actually talk to her.
No no, its not that you bring me discomfort. I just wasn't expecting a sighting. I'm a big fan.
☼ I was not expecting this either! But life is so wonderful, weaving a tapestry of fates that bless us with this very moment. Isn't it so? ☼
Ah. You're right. I'll appreciate the moment as it comes. Thank you. This deems an elusive and rare: :)
dirk strider genuinely thinks he deserves to live.
There's so many of us which one are you referring to.
I see there are h⚣rr⚣rterr⚣rs ⚣n here, I w⚣nder if they have their ⚣wn r⚣mantic entanglements.... ⚣r if they like ya⚣i t⚣⚣ 0-0
As a man kissing a couple of them, yes. Yes they do. Romance of their own and yaoi that is.
⚣h!!!!!! H⚣w was the kissing/r⚣mance fr⚣m y⚣ur perspective? D⚣ they have their ⚣wn type ⚣f specialized r⚣mance that's different fr⚣m tr⚣ll ⚣r human r⚣mance?? I have s⚣ many questi⚣ns
The kissing? Depends on the body or vessel they're using, actually. As for specialized romance that's different, they do. Primarily the swapping/sharing of divine ichor, entangled souls, how deeply they blend them together and via contracts. Word is binding, after all.
W⚣ah... that s⚣unds really intense, I h⚣pe i get t⚣ see m⚣re glimpses ⚣f h⚣rr⚣rterr⚣r r⚣mance ⚣n here 0_0
You just might. I am one. My mates will show up now and again on the platform.