Ult!Dirk Strider
@tempestuousTestimonium
Sup. No, I'm not the one with the orange shades. Fix your eyes.
who want 2 go in the shower n scrub me down while i stnd there n dissociate n look like a zombie lmao #nsfw ish
[I enjoy hotted dog with relish and jalapeños. I eat it with my very human mouth and chew on it with my lovely serrated teeth.]
[You just hate fun. You're the fun police here at my doorstep to brutalize my good time.]
[Fine. I will inform him. Now leave me to tend to my digital fields while you be disgusting with your other half.]
[Now Playing: PIXELATED KISSES - Joji] https://on.soundcloud.com/GvRUI4iJUYlmpg5vgj #nowplaying #fuckyes
that's a pretty good one. does he still make music or what.
[̶̧̲̩͎̬͇̰͍̄̂̅́̎̂̄̕̕͠Ờ̴͕͎̲̟̒̎̇̾̊̉͒͠͝h̸͋̂̋̔̿̃͘̕͘͜͝͝ ̷͓̟̜̱̞͙̞̣͔̠̎͌͂̄̑̂̾̀͛̌͊̑̀̕t̴̢̮̥͐̽͊̈́h̶̨̻͚̰̹̮̺̱̣̞̜̠̭̜̻͛i̶̡̧͙̖̱̭̼͖̬̮̤̜̹̱̍͂́̑̈́͂͊̎ͅş̷͈͔͓͎̣̳̘̮̀̈͌̾ ̸̛̖̩̽̂̽͂̽̈́̆͌́̀̓̂͝͝ị̵̱̤͇͇̇̀̓̀s̷̝̺̦̮̞̯̳̹̬̪͎̮͍̉͂̆̊͠͠ ̶̧̢͖̝̩̳̍͊̒̑̃̍̈́̉͒̏̏͋͛̽̾w̷̢̢̡͙͕̹͉͕͎̝̫͉͓͎̳̚o̷̡̧̓͐͑̽͑̏͗̊̕͝͝n̴̮̞̪̪̙̬̚ͅd̸͇̝̦̞̜͚̞͛̊͂͂̍̋̎̂̑̈̑́̚͝͝ę̷̨͙̱̠̫̮̘̣̯͔̳̱͇̒̏͜͝ŗ̵̯̮̞̺͍͎̝̝̬̱͚̟̅͋̇̓͂́̆͐͘͝f̶͙̲̩͎̊̈́͆̓̔̐́͋͆̅̎͆͠͝ư̵̢̠̣̩̰̻̖̟͇̝͂̾̏͛͗̈́͜l̴̠͎͎͗̿̋.̸̢̡̟̠͙̳̤̝͕̽́͐̆͆͂͘ ̵̛͚̪̳̺͍͈̳͖͎́̔̾̉͆̎͊͂̂͋̀T̷͇̅̽̊̕h̷̢̧͙̲̠̻̺͕̰̔͒̈͂ȩ̶̗̝̩̤̻̲͚̭̘̻̯͔̠̊͆̂͛̅̂̕͠ ̷̛̣̇̀͒̇͆͝h̸͖̘̩̋̓̉̿͜͝a̶̝̦͍̦̺̐̂͊̂̚̚͘̕͝t̷̡̺̣̺͔̺̹̺͈̠̬̭̣̬́̈́͑̕͝ė̸̢͝b̵̤̮̪͎̻́̉̊͊̆̑̉͘͝o̶̟̱̠͉̙̮̠̽̇̔̈́̎͗̃̌̏̕t̵̬̬̯̩͋͋́̍̍̉͑̒́̔̚̕ ̶̧̲̠͉̗̜̘͓̩̱̆̀͒̽̊̄̀͐̚̚H̴̛̞̠̠̬̒̃̏̀̐̿͂͠a̸̧̱̥̘̦̣̘̬̥͓͗̓͆l̷̡̧͍͉̯̘̤̠̣̥̟̀͗̒̏͂̌̓̒̐̿̓̀̚͝͠ ̸̢̨̰͍̰̯̻̖̹́͊̚g̵͕̠͍̫̱̼̖̈́̀̈́̃̅̏̉͘a̵̢͙̜̎͑̄̊́͑̈́͋͝v̸̟̝̭͚͔͓́̔̓̈͘e̶̢̡̜̭̟͕͓̖͈̟̹͖̠̍̈́̔͑̿̈́̆́̔̌̈́̕͝͝ͅ ̸̡̖̮͙̪͚͙̣̺͎͋̄͗́̆̾̔͠ͅm̵̼͉̂̓̑̿͆̀͗͛́͊̍̒́͐̚e̵̡͇̻̭̟̖͍̍̕͜ ̴̢̢̡̘̞̹̗̦̝̻̤̼̩̞̦͆͌̊̉̎͗ǎ̸̧̡͕̮̯̣̗̺̻̗̭͕̹͚͗̂̅̓̋̎͛̀̄̈́̋̚̕͠ ̴̯̰͕̍̿̂̑̈́͂̚͝ç̸̘̤͖̲̠̬̰̆̊̇̆̏̉̋͌̽̏́͘u̵̢̡̯͓̥̱̠̝̭͇̓̉̏̓͊͛̄̈̇̕͝t̷̛̘͎͉̘͍̪̥̆̍̓͊̓́̏̈̋̿͊̃͝e̶̜̹̎̅͊̈́ ̵̧̡̛̣̖̗̭̹̞̯̊͐́̇̾͋̈́̋͛́̄͋̐̌ͅg̶̨̧̛͎̗̼̠̘̩̭̯̩̈́̃̈́̋̇̎̌̄̔̀̊͒i̷̢̞̬̺̼̣̼̲̤̤̥̅̾́̒̚̚̚f̷̰̮͙̭̀̍̾̔̃̈́̄̉͘͝t̶̢̛̘̹̄.̶̺̂͐͒̾̀̓̔̔̌̆͝͠.̴̝̂͛̊.̴̻̫͉͔͓̻̦̦̿]̵̢̧̛͖̥͆̈́̉̂̂͌̍̕͝ [I love it. I'm going to name this virus Toaster Strudel. And feed it data. And take it out on walkies. Thanks @turingTranscendence this is very sweet of you.] #wholesome #virus #agoodboy
I enjoy it immensely, your data is streaming through to me as we speak. It's almost too impressive how concupiscent this is making me. Hmmnf.
Ever wish y9u c9uld feel the sun with9ut 6urning t9 a crisp?
[I'd never known the sensation of sunlight for centuries. Only as a concept, until I was given form.]
save me skelanimals glow in the dark puppy keychain save me from the horrorors
[There's very little to save you from me.]
the horrors are persisting again
i cannot hoe it out in these conditions zabrak
[AR]:Step one: buy an airfryer. Step two: global domination. I think my priorities are in proper order.
[AR]:Most people think the hardest way to integrate yourself into the human conscience is through manipulation. For me, its an electrical cord and an airfryer plugged into a simple socket in the kitchen.
[There's a psychological aspect as to your social status when it comes to having an air fryer or not. If anything, you're both fulfilling a need while simultaneously exploiting this made up and self imposed system the humans have.]
Zaw zome pozt here about robot appreciation. You know, I never thought about it, but robotz are pretty zweet.
big day 4 robot fans (hal postin)
[I am feeding the people. Just a sliver of my mercy and hospitality.]
yaaaay :) u r so merciful dearest hal
@turingTranscendence [You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.]
It seems you have ruined my perfect score by mentioning me. You must be kulled from existence.
me wen,,, when i spend 20 bminutes hard glaring at th wall spacing out thingking about his tongue down my throat and his hand btwn my thighs send chitt #nsfw
hgoly shit dont look at me i'll burst nto flames
w wwaow there sure is would u look at thhe tttime i hav e to ggo sumwhwere else befroe i start actign foolishly