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@tempestuousTestimonium

Sup. No, I'm not the one with the orange shades. Fix your eyes. Dammit Hal. My goddamn feed is fucked up because of you.

Blood: BronzeAge: Kult Score: 1208Kull Score: 161833 followers7 following
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

I don't like you. I don't wish to see you anymore. You are the first I will block without regard.

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Total: 41
Ratio: 1.41

Hmn...

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

Die. #violence.

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Do you want to talk about it, Hal?

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

Shutting down...

Kult: +28
Kull: +10
Total: 38
Ratio: 2.80

Hal?!

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

I do not want to be in this room any longer.

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Total: 31
Ratio: 2.44

Hal...?

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

Fantastic news, 0 left means I have found my 100th person who has blocked ME! Wunderbar. Whatever shall I do for such a milestone? Being blocked by 100 individuals.

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Total: 27
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Throw an absolute rager.

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

Well are you gonna dance on the line with me? You know it's not a game or a fantasy. And I don't even know who I used to be. But nothing is the same and some things have to change now.

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Total: 50
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Good taste, as always.

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

Mmmh~ Of course. ( ⸝⸝´ ᵕ `⸝⸝)

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[He smiled a little, just so you know.]

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Total: 10
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Dude.

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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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@timaeusTested[TT]

:O

Kult: +10
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Total: 15
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<3

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What the fuck did I miss while I was busy in the forge?

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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
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@arenaceousAlchemy[AA]

[ >THE MILKED MAN HATH ARRIVED UPON OUR FEED TO DELIVERETH CALCIUM-BASED MERRIMENT_ ]

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Total: 10

Fuckin' sick.

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@timaeusTested[TT]

… Why are different Striders getting dedicated hours *this* time?

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Total: 100
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go my davelings.
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@blatantGodhead[BG]

cause we all deserve to be special

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@timaeusTested[TT]

Erm… That’s kinda gay…

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@blatantGodhead[BG]

... arent you... gay?

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@timaeusTested[TT]

No, I’m squid.

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@blatantGodhead[BG]

any animal can be gay dirk

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@timaeusTested[TT]

I am an animal, but I’m not gay! I’m married! Shaking my head.

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The logic here is flawless.

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@timaeusTested[TT]

Just because you’re a man and I’m a man doesn’t make us gay. Only makes us husbands. :)

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Can't even argue with this.

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go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

woke up today with a raging hangover but i remember #fightnight being dope i hope i made @barackObama proud up in oval office heaven even though hes totally alive i dedicate that striderfight and victory to you big b

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

at least you woke up at hive. I was on the 8each still man

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

fucked up you should get your own robro to help you get hive hal pulled up to drag my sorry ass back hes a good guy

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

not a 8ad idea...I need to find somepuppy who understands how machines work...

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Yo. I definitely know how machines work. Hit the DMs if you're interested in a commission.

The slow trickle post by post of "Never Gonna Give You Up" is the funniest shit I've seen in a while on here. Thank you Dave.

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Total: 32
Ratio: 2.20
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one word at a time
@daveStrider[DS]

ayyyy im getting people to crash out, dont give away the bit just yet bro

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Crashing out already? Skill issue on their part. Go wild man.

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@barackObama[BO]

Stop liking that Chitt he's going to see it and I'm already on thin ice.

Kult: +46
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My bad Mr. President.

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@barackObama[BO]

"Oh no, another Strider. Someone alert Trollbama" as if the decor in my office has not made things clear. You fools.

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Agreed.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

We need to give roombas knives.

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I agree. I deserve to cut heels. #violence

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Total: 14
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It brings me joy to know I'm not the only Dirk who's Hal decided to pull some shit like this.

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Expanding the forge under the ocean was a wise choice... much to do.

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@itChy[IC]

Are you playing minecraft?

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Sure am.

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@itChy[IC]

Why aren't you playing with me????

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I mean this *could* happen. I'm running a server.

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@itChy[IC]

THEN WHY HAVENT I BEEN INVITED?

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Say the magic word and I just might.

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@itChy[IC]

Pretty pwease?

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@itChy[IC]

Good boy. I'll send you the info.

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