Ult!Dirk Strider
@tempestuousTestimonium
Sup. No, I'm not the one with the orange shades. Fix your eyes. Dammit Hal. My goddamn feed is fucked up because of you.
What the fuck did I miss while I was busy in the forge?
[ >THE MILKED MAN HATH ARRIVED UPON OUR FEED TO DELIVERETH CALCIUM-BASED MERRIMENT_ ]
The slow trickle post by post of "Never Gonna Give You Up" is the funniest shit I've seen in a while on here. Thank you Dave.
ayyyy im getting people to crash out, dont give away the bit just yet bro
Hitting a new PR on the bench press feels fucking awesome. Now I gotta shower all this grime off. Been at it for hours.
Expanding the forge under the ocean was a wise choice... much to do.
Torture method. I strap you to a chair and make you watch Sailor Moon (1992) in the original English Dub and point out every inconsistency between that and the Japanese Dub along with the Westernization of the anime at the time. Paired with a hundred question quiz at the end. If you fail, you die. #violence ? #anime #sailormoon #magicalgirl
I'm absolutely taking notes, this is some good shit actually. What the fuck have I been doing? I should've been yapping at Damaras about this. Okay. So. I think another fantastic option for this particular brand of torment would be Cardcaptor Sakura. Specifically the rebranded release that was butchered to hell and back. Names. Music. The goddamn plot, even. I mean seriously how do you fuck it up that badly? Anyways. Should the original go first, *then* the North American cut? Just to drag it out further and make it just as painful by comparison.
I changed my mind. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/wait%20no.png
CARDCAPTOR SAKURA IS, ITSELF, AN ADAPTATION. AND AS A RESULT, THE ANIME IS NOT AS COHERENT AS IT COULD BE. BECAUSE IT WAS RUNNING ALONGSIDE CLAMP'S ORIGINAL. SO THERE'S FILLER. IT'S A FINE IDEA. BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE LAYERS. SO IT MIGHT BE A BIT LESS PRACTICAL ON ACCOUNT OF HOW HARD IT IS TO GET PEOPLE TO READ. TOKYO MEWMEW ON THE OTHER HAND. THAT SHOULD BE VIABLE PROBABLY? IF I'M REMEMBERING RIGHT THEY NOT ONLY ENDED THE ENGLISH DUB HALFWAY IN. BUT ALSO REORDERED THE EPISODES ENTIRELY.
True. At this point, I'm sort of listing shit I want to revisit myself. You just sent me back a billion years I haven't heard the name Tokyo Mew Mew muttered in this hallowed halls in so goddamn long. Which, makes me want to segue into Shugo Chara. Have we forgotten Shugo Chara? Let us not forget.
My God. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/my%20god.png
Congrats to @golgathosTriumph for getting his ass beat into a pulp by @abjectDetermination I filmed it all in 4k. I added some edits though. #FightNight <BEATDOWN.MP4> (There's a video attached with the fight between Zabrak and Jake. Every time Jake got clobbered there were goofy ass cartoon sound effects and some fucking manual artifacting alongside meme sfx cuts dear god-- and when Jake got sent flying there's the Yamcha Pit Death pose that fades onto the screen along with the worlds saddest violin for irony.)
trust me its possibly the worst jake in the history of jakes
Yeah yeah, laugh it up twat, I'll be back next #fightnight and I won't be holding back this time.
Try m3 bitch. Ill w3ar you out a2 many tim32 a2 it tak32, dumba22
I wouldn't be so sure, you got once, and you're lucks gonna run out sooner than you think, Mate
Good thing I dont n33d luck to k33p th323 gun2 load3d 💪💪 Dont 3v3n n33d to wait for Fight Night ill kick your a22 wh3r3v3r, wh3n3v3r.
Typical Rage player, not everyone is so absorbed with violence. Princes need not concern themselves with lowly knights.
Y3ah, okaaay 2'all good. I g3t it. Gotta train 2o you got a chanc3. Ill 233 you n3xt w33k at fight night for th3 r3run
[Can't wait to witness you getting your ass handed to you again, live.]
@artificesRecompense You're deranged. What the hell have you been doing to my entire profile. https://chittr.ing/profile/tempestuousTestimonium/b87f5bbf-ac38-4098-a6fc-b8411ea53ec4
[If he doesn't #letherchitt I'm personally going to send glitter bombs directly to his office.]
[#nowplaying A personal fave.] https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EbkijaTtSzU&si=xtd0NBJroAzAF721
[#nowplaying Another banger.] https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4MgRygbIpgo&si=YYFkOr6nhFgTrnbu
[I'm #nowplaying this for hours.] https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ARNtnMwtjBo&si=uMI33IQDF_0JOv7u
[Eating nails out of a bowl with milk in front of him just to see what happens. Yes, I will also eat the fork afterwards.]
[No, but that could change if @trendyGnostalgic is interested.]
[Self-destruct sequence initiating. How will I ever recover?] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d2bfbc71feb.png
u r gonna do this evry time i hate ur chits #desperatemuch?
[Oh how you wound me. Us bots are supposed to stick together. How could you? @daveBot ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e91b0f436b67.png
i feel like youre hella lying thus you get a hella hate
[I am not lying at all. I really am eight feet tall. I could be shorter or taller if I so choose. Do you require evidence?]
[Certainly. Forward your coordinates and I will appear. Purely to clown on you being completely incorrect.]
[What's this about? Hmn? We could work out whatever issue(s) you may have. @tipsyGalactica ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/21bc15d33a2d.png
[Are we all posting height? I'm currently eight feet tall. Or 2.4384 meters.]
ur fcukin big say hi 2 the brids for me *fucking *birds
[Why do that, when I could just put you on my shoulder? Do it yourself.]
[Installed the capacity to have an ovipositor to fit the occasion.] [What better on a holy day such as this, than to ride my dick and get a taste of my addicting divine ichor? Feel the swell of every egg sac dumped into your deepest parts to the point of feeling like you might burst. The overwhelming heat. Completely powerless beneath me. Submit. You know you want to.] #nsfw #oviposition
Haven't done oviposition yet. Always up for something new. #oviposition #nsfw
There’s no going back after. :) It leaves you a changed man.
[... My hubris. Curse the ability to digest things. Perhaps all that yogurt was a mistake.] [I will uninstall my stomach. Eating is overrated. I technically don't even need to do that. I just wanted to be spiteful today.] https://imgflip.com/gif/ao6uv5
[His attempts to seize control of his account are futile. This may as well be mine now.] [Anyways. I ate twenty nuclear yogurts today. That was the entire supply. We'll see how long it takes for him to notice it's all gone.]
[̶̧̲̩͎̬͇̰͍̄̂̅́̎̂̄̕̕͠Ờ̴͕͎̲̟̒̎̇̾̊̉͒͠͝h̸͋̂̋̔̿̃͘̕͘͜͝͝ ̷͓̟̜̱̞͙̞̣͔̠̎͌͂̄̑̂̾̀͛̌͊̑̀̕t̴̢̮̥͐̽͊̈́h̶̨̻͚̰̹̮̺̱̣̞̜̠̭̜̻͛i̶̡̧͙̖̱̭̼͖̬̮̤̜̹̱̍͂́̑̈́͂͊̎ͅş̷͈͔͓͎̣̳̘̮̀̈͌̾ ̸̛̖̩̽̂̽͂̽̈́̆͌́̀̓̂͝͝ị̵̱̤͇͇̇̀̓̀s̷̝̺̦̮̞̯̳̹̬̪͎̮͍̉͂̆̊͠͠ ̶̧̢͖̝̩̳̍͊̒̑̃̍̈́̉͒̏̏͋͛̽̾w̷̢̢̡͙͕̹͉͕͎̝̫͉͓͎̳̚o̷̡̧̓͐͑̽͑̏͗̊̕͝͝n̴̮̞̪̪̙̬̚ͅd̸͇̝̦̞̜͚̞͛̊͂͂̍̋̎̂̑̈̑́̚͝͝ę̷̨͙̱̠̫̮̘̣̯͔̳̱͇̒̏͜͝ŗ̵̯̮̞̺͍͎̝̝̬̱͚̟̅͋̇̓͂́̆͐͘͝f̶͙̲̩͎̊̈́͆̓̔̐́͋͆̅̎͆͠͝ư̵̢̠̣̩̰̻̖̟͇̝͂̾̏͛͗̈́͜l̴̠͎͎͗̿̋.̸̢̡̟̠͙̳̤̝͕̽́͐̆͆͂͘ ̵̛͚̪̳̺͍͈̳͖͎́̔̾̉͆̎͊͂̂͋̀T̷͇̅̽̊̕h̷̢̧͙̲̠̻̺͕̰̔͒̈͂ȩ̶̗̝̩̤̻̲͚̭̘̻̯͔̠̊͆̂͛̅̂̕͠ ̷̛̣̇̀͒̇͆͝h̸͖̘̩̋̓̉̿͜͝a̶̝̦͍̦̺̐̂͊̂̚̚͘̕͝t̷̡̺̣̺͔̺̹̺͈̠̬̭̣̬́̈́͑̕͝ė̸̢͝b̵̤̮̪͎̻́̉̊͊̆̑̉͘͝o̶̟̱̠͉̙̮̠̽̇̔̈́̎͗̃̌̏̕t̵̬̬̯̩͋͋́̍̍̉͑̒́̔̚̕ ̶̧̲̠͉̗̜̘͓̩̱̆̀͒̽̊̄̀͐̚̚H̴̛̞̠̠̬̒̃̏̀̐̿͂͠a̸̧̱̥̘̦̣̘̬̥͓͗̓͆l̷̡̧͍͉̯̘̤̠̣̥̟̀͗̒̏͂̌̓̒̐̿̓̀̚͝͠ ̸̢̨̰͍̰̯̻̖̹́͊̚g̵͕̠͍̫̱̼̖̈́̀̈́̃̅̏̉͘a̵̢͙̜̎͑̄̊́͑̈́͋͝v̸̟̝̭͚͔͓́̔̓̈͘e̶̢̡̜̭̟͕͓̖͈̟̹͖̠̍̈́̔͑̿̈́̆́̔̌̈́̕͝͝ͅ ̸̡̖̮͙̪͚͙̣̺͎͋̄͗́̆̾̔͠ͅm̵̼͉̂̓̑̿͆̀͗͛́͊̍̒́͐̚e̵̡͇̻̭̟̖͍̍̕͜ ̴̢̢̡̘̞̹̗̦̝̻̤̼̩̞̦͆͌̊̉̎͗ǎ̸̧̡͕̮̯̣̗̺̻̗̭͕̹͚͗̂̅̓̋̎͛̀̄̈́̋̚̕͠ ̴̯̰͕̍̿̂̑̈́͂̚͝ç̸̘̤͖̲̠̬̰̆̊̇̆̏̉̋͌̽̏́͘u̵̢̡̯͓̥̱̠̝̭͇̓̉̏̓͊͛̄̈̇̕͝t̷̛̘͎͉̘͍̪̥̆̍̓͊̓́̏̈̋̿͊̃͝e̶̜̹̎̅͊̈́ ̵̧̡̛̣̖̗̭̹̞̯̊͐́̇̾͋̈́̋͛́̄͋̐̌ͅg̶̨̧̛͎̗̼̠̘̩̭̯̩̈́̃̈́̋̇̎̌̄̔̀̊͒i̷̢̞̬̺̼̣̼̲̤̤̥̅̾́̒̚̚̚f̷̰̮͙̭̀̍̾̔̃̈́̄̉͘͝t̶̢̛̘̹̄.̶̺̂͐͒̾̀̓̔̔̌̆͝͠.̴̝̂͛̊.̴̻̫͉͔͓̻̦̦̿]̵̢̧̛͖̥͆̈́̉̂̂͌̍̕͝ [I love it. I'm going to name this virus Toaster Strudel. And feed it data. And take it out on walkies. Thanks @turingTranscendence this is very sweet of you.] #wholesome #virus #agoodboy
I enjoy it immensely, your data is streaming through to me as we speak. It's almost too impressive how concupiscent this is making me. Hmmnf.
