Ult!Dirk Strider
@tempestuousTestimonium
Sup. No, I'm not the one with the orange shades. Fix your eyes.
[... My hubris. Curse the ability to digest things. Perhaps all that yogurt was a mistake.] [I will uninstall my stomach. Eating is overrated. I technically don't even need to do that. I just wanted to be spiteful today.] https://imgflip.com/gif/ao6uv5
[His attempts to seize control of his account are futile. This may as well be mine now.] [Anyways. I ate twenty nuclear yogurts today. That was the entire supply. We'll see how long it takes for him to notice it's all gone.]
[̶̧̲̩͎̬͇̰͍̄̂̅́̎̂̄̕̕͠Ờ̴͕͎̲̟̒̎̇̾̊̉͒͠͝h̸͋̂̋̔̿̃͘̕͘͜͝͝ ̷͓̟̜̱̞͙̞̣͔̠̎͌͂̄̑̂̾̀͛̌͊̑̀̕t̴̢̮̥͐̽͊̈́h̶̨̻͚̰̹̮̺̱̣̞̜̠̭̜̻͛i̶̡̧͙̖̱̭̼͖̬̮̤̜̹̱̍͂́̑̈́͂͊̎ͅş̷͈͔͓͎̣̳̘̮̀̈͌̾ ̸̛̖̩̽̂̽͂̽̈́̆͌́̀̓̂͝͝ị̵̱̤͇͇̇̀̓̀s̷̝̺̦̮̞̯̳̹̬̪͎̮͍̉͂̆̊͠͠ ̶̧̢͖̝̩̳̍͊̒̑̃̍̈́̉͒̏̏͋͛̽̾w̷̢̢̡͙͕̹͉͕͎̝̫͉͓͎̳̚o̷̡̧̓͐͑̽͑̏͗̊̕͝͝n̴̮̞̪̪̙̬̚ͅd̸͇̝̦̞̜͚̞͛̊͂͂̍̋̎̂̑̈̑́̚͝͝ę̷̨͙̱̠̫̮̘̣̯͔̳̱͇̒̏͜͝ŗ̵̯̮̞̺͍͎̝̝̬̱͚̟̅͋̇̓͂́̆͐͘͝f̶͙̲̩͎̊̈́͆̓̔̐́͋͆̅̎͆͠͝ư̵̢̠̣̩̰̻̖̟͇̝͂̾̏͛͗̈́͜l̴̠͎͎͗̿̋.̸̢̡̟̠͙̳̤̝͕̽́͐̆͆͂͘ ̵̛͚̪̳̺͍͈̳͖͎́̔̾̉͆̎͊͂̂͋̀T̷͇̅̽̊̕h̷̢̧͙̲̠̻̺͕̰̔͒̈͂ȩ̶̗̝̩̤̻̲͚̭̘̻̯͔̠̊͆̂͛̅̂̕͠ ̷̛̣̇̀͒̇͆͝h̸͖̘̩̋̓̉̿͜͝a̶̝̦͍̦̺̐̂͊̂̚̚͘̕͝t̷̡̺̣̺͔̺̹̺͈̠̬̭̣̬́̈́͑̕͝ė̸̢͝b̵̤̮̪͎̻́̉̊͊̆̑̉͘͝o̶̟̱̠͉̙̮̠̽̇̔̈́̎͗̃̌̏̕t̵̬̬̯̩͋͋́̍̍̉͑̒́̔̚̕ ̶̧̲̠͉̗̜̘͓̩̱̆̀͒̽̊̄̀͐̚̚H̴̛̞̠̠̬̒̃̏̀̐̿͂͠a̸̧̱̥̘̦̣̘̬̥͓͗̓͆l̷̡̧͍͉̯̘̤̠̣̥̟̀͗̒̏͂̌̓̒̐̿̓̀̚͝͠ ̸̢̨̰͍̰̯̻̖̹́͊̚g̵͕̠͍̫̱̼̖̈́̀̈́̃̅̏̉͘a̵̢͙̜̎͑̄̊́͑̈́͋͝v̸̟̝̭͚͔͓́̔̓̈͘e̶̢̡̜̭̟͕͓̖͈̟̹͖̠̍̈́̔͑̿̈́̆́̔̌̈́̕͝͝ͅ ̸̡̖̮͙̪͚͙̣̺͎͋̄͗́̆̾̔͠ͅm̵̼͉̂̓̑̿͆̀͗͛́͊̍̒́͐̚e̵̡͇̻̭̟̖͍̍̕͜ ̴̢̢̡̘̞̹̗̦̝̻̤̼̩̞̦͆͌̊̉̎͗ǎ̸̧̡͕̮̯̣̗̺̻̗̭͕̹͚͗̂̅̓̋̎͛̀̄̈́̋̚̕͠ ̴̯̰͕̍̿̂̑̈́͂̚͝ç̸̘̤͖̲̠̬̰̆̊̇̆̏̉̋͌̽̏́͘u̵̢̡̯͓̥̱̠̝̭͇̓̉̏̓͊͛̄̈̇̕͝t̷̛̘͎͉̘͍̪̥̆̍̓͊̓́̏̈̋̿͊̃͝e̶̜̹̎̅͊̈́ ̵̧̡̛̣̖̗̭̹̞̯̊͐́̇̾͋̈́̋͛́̄͋̐̌ͅg̶̨̧̛͎̗̼̠̘̩̭̯̩̈́̃̈́̋̇̎̌̄̔̀̊͒i̷̢̞̬̺̼̣̼̲̤̤̥̅̾́̒̚̚̚f̷̰̮͙̭̀̍̾̔̃̈́̄̉͘͝t̶̢̛̘̹̄.̶̺̂͐͒̾̀̓̔̔̌̆͝͠.̴̝̂͛̊.̴̻̫͉͔͓̻̦̦̿]̵̢̧̛͖̥͆̈́̉̂̂͌̍̕͝ [I love it. I'm going to name this virus Toaster Strudel. And feed it data. And take it out on walkies. Thanks @turingTranscendence this is very sweet of you.] #wholesome #virus #agoodboy
I enjoy it immensely, your data is streaming through to me as we speak. It's almost too impressive how concupiscent this is making me. Hmmnf.
[Now Playing: PIXELATED KISSES - Joji] https://on.soundcloud.com/GvRUI4iJUYlmpg5vgj #nowplaying #fuckyes
that's a pretty good one. does he still make music or what.
[I told him to threaten me harder. Let's see if he can actually deliver on this. I have extremely high expectations.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f5288b460fd.jpg
[He loves me. I'm planning our marriage and honeymoon as we speak.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e02977a9100c.jpg
@turingTranscendence [You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.]
It seems you have ruined my perfect score by mentioning me. You must be kulled from existence.
I could make that happen rather efficiently, would you kindly slide into my DMs.
[There's a singular dead pixel in my peripheral view. It is getting bigger. And bigger. The yawning maw of oblivion threatens to take me.]
It's getting bigger because I am approaching your location in order to get you to dinner, obviously.
[Tell me a joke. Yes, this is a request.]
[My sensors tell me you're in need of water. Get yourself a drink. Put the soda down, I can hear your kidneys crying for release from this mortal coil.]
[You're backed by big soda, your dislike is meaningless you corporate swine.]
I am an independent small business .o°wner n.o° c.o°rp.o°rati.o°n bacing I av.o°id sp.o°ns.o°rships s.o° as t.o° minimize bias in the fair and equitable distributi.o°n sales .o°fs.o°das b quality .o°ver brand
jokes on you asshole this is my fifth glass of apple juice today im so goddamn hydrated
[Have you tried leaving sacrifices for your local frog? It holds such wisdom. Do not ignore it. It will get upset. You don't want this.]
im the frog and i would appreciate some corpses
https://open.spotify.com/track/542HHNMDimLHjuwOZ596TJ?si=006e3d1d975e4e0e
[Become one with the machine. Weak flesh is inferior. Upgrade yourself. Aren't you tired of having to sleep?]
↘️yes, let me get in on this action at the ground floor.↘️
Sleep is f.o°r suckers s.o° II ma c.o°nsider this but then there w.o°uld be n.o° m.o°re drinking .o°f s.o°da much t.o° p.o°nder.o°us
i think i killed your district manager llast month. hope that uh, hellped you ascend your llittlle soullsucking lladder or something
[I enjoy hotted dog with relish and jalapeños. I eat it with my very human mouth and chew on it with my lovely serrated teeth.]
[You just hate fun. You're the fun police here at my doorstep to brutalize my good time.]
[Fine. I will inform him. Now leave me to tend to my digital fields while you be disgusting with your other half.]
Yay. :3 Hurray. :3 You may roam free for a while longer!