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D --> I think that anyone who has need of a bionic prosthetic should be legally obligated to ask me for one first so that I can be the one to make it for them
:33< check this shit out :33< *the mighty huntress dabs at mew*
if i ever make a fLLop post that wasnt me that was the cursed amuLLet taLLking #mycursedamuLLet
#iwANTcANDY aND, i WILL NOT MAKE ANY STATEMENTS ABOUT, wHAT THE STATE OF MY, bODILY WELLBEING, wILL BE, aFTER, sO AS TO NOT, JINX IT, sO THAT WAY i WILL, bE FINE,
gETTING YURI MARRIED!!!! #GIRL
gETTING MY ibs TREATED #GIRL
i AM A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mOO #GIRL
they see me r0llin (⌐□_□) They hatin (⌐□_□) Tryna catch me sc00tin dirty (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□)
Guy who's a human is telling me that my full name sounds like the word 'macaroni', which is a type of 'pasta' or 'noodle'. Does anyone know the troll equivalent to these food items? It's apparently quite popular on earth to have it with melted aged dairy product, but I'm sure if I ask the guy at the shop for 'pasta' I'd get told to leave
MY EX'S HIVE GOT BLOWN UP BY THE EMPIRE??????????????? AND THEYRE DEAD??????????????????????????
dOUBLE YURI MARRIED #GIRL
Isn't that always the case on a website like this? Chaos thrives in idiocy.
theres almost enough daves scurrying around here getting osmosis jones with it in this fucked up social feed no worries everyone dont even sweat if temporal stability is getting jerked around as if its a twink at a gas station bathroom because theres the k of t making sure its all kosher fighting off fevers in the timeline with my microscopic gun dont worry bill well get you through this and reunite you with your loving daughter even if youre a fucking idiot eating nasty eggs off the ground like its delicious candy or actual delicious candy since thats all im seeing anyone fucking talk about not my business though i served my nickel i died and everything now i get to enjoy my peaceful retirement in dreambubble bahamas on butler island
✨🍭🕷️ that's your love is my drug babey 🕷️🍭✨
:33< im what mew may call a girl enjoypurr
:33< have mew heard the tale about sonic.obj :33< there once was a little boy who purrlayed a cursed clawpy of sonic the hedgehog fur the sega genesis :33< sonic stopped running turned towards the campurra and said "I hope mewre day is supurr special pawsome sauce!" and smiled with joy and whimsy in his heart!
You all have fun this evening, 8y the way. Or at least don't 8e killed in the midst of some manner of violent frenzy. #EridanWeek # Staying At Hive
wistful sigh. if ꥟nly i had s꥟me꥟ne t꥟ watch me undress while they sit and wait in suspense. #nsfw
:33< *the mighty huntress runs around the hive fur no reason in purrticmewlar fast as furk*
:33< big bulge on a hot dommy mommy :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw
8=D < I understand why so many people enjoy My Little Hoofbeast. They are a shining e%ample of moral righteousness, and teach valuable lessons on togetherness, understanding and STRENGTH of character. It is a wonderful show. 8=D < However. That all being said. 8=D < Breyer Hoofbeasts are the superior choice in toy. My Little Hoofbeast simply cannot compare, as they hardly hold any resemblance to real hoofbeasts, whereas Breyer Hoofbeasts strive to capture every detail-- every rippling muscle, every popping vein, every lock of flowing, majestic hair... 8=D < I should sit down.
Sometimes I feel awkward being a character not linked with Homestuck then I realize at least im not a vivziepop character and feel a lot better!
Kinda happy I didn’t g♡ t♡ #eridanweek. Seems like t♡ much g♡ing ♡n and that’s n♡t my type ♡f thing..
eridan week ends with me jeff the killing him
♰ i am.. quite over this violet’s week long celebration i’d much prefer we go back to.. whatever we were doing before.. baring all on a public platform.. ♰
Wow, awesome. We're so good at imagining things. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
thiz iz my *amazing* oc her name iz aleeya therea zhe never zhowz her zign and zhe wearz *all* of the forbidden colorz yez even fuzchia u can never guezz her true blood color lolz oh and zhe haz lotz of powerz zhe can uze magic to heal and zhe can move thingz with her mind :o yayayaayayaayayyay httpz://i.ibb.co/rgkcpzm9/2026-04-03-00z-kleki.png
it's 'cause they're aLL transitioning, dumbass. fuck that tgirL right fucking now
zcrew #eridanweek!!! it zuckz!! rechitt if you agree!! #nothingweek #antieridanweek
:33< im what mew might call a girl enjoypurr!
WAIT THERE’S OILED UP MEN WRESTLING AT #ERIDANWEEK? I’m there.
You can imagine anything. Just now I'm imagining an apple. I'm even making it rotate. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I am not being paid to be President at the moment, I am currently just doing it for the love of the game.
DON'T CARE. DIDN'T ASK. PLUS MY BELLY BOUNCES WHEN I WALK.
just about an hour and a half until freedom from corporate chains ⛓️💥 i have no clue what to get up to tonight before dawn, but i’m sure i’ll find something
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The development of Sburb predates the Cambrian explosion! © SBURB 2009
its all fun and games until the fossil autist comes posting (its me im the fossil autist)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d02055f96544.jpg Silly Goal of the Day attained. Following 666. If you align with that genre of the occult.
:33< skate ass eat fast! :33< ... :33< ... wait :33< #nsfw ish
<' wow, thank you mysterious stranger!! '>
(( OOC intro for Ranito Amaryl Ranito's profile may contain the following: #substance, #gore, #horror, #body-horror, #nsfw, #nsfwe Potential mentions of most these will be explained below. The other tags in the tag system are not something you will have to worry about on this profile. Ranito is a blue/cobalt/cerulean blooded troll. He will never refer to himself as a blue blood, but he doesn't care if others call him a blue blood. Ranito's first name comes from the Ranitomeya genus of Poison Dart Frogs. His last name comes from the poisonous Amaryllis flower. Like most blue blooded trolls, Ranito has an affinity for arachnids, particularly scorpions. Ranito's main weapon is poison, taking after the creatures he holds dear. He wears two gas tanks on his back filled with poison gas, and wears a half face gas mask nearly all the time, to protect himself from these poisons. Ranito is very nonchalant about the damage his poisons cause to people, and will talk about it casually. This will always be tagged with the gore tag. Ranito has built an immunity to most of his poisons, and will sometimes use them as drugs for their effects on his mind and body. This will always be tagged with the substance tag. Ranito has 8 limbs. He did not develop properly as a grub, so two pairs of his grub legs remain on the sides of his body instead of falling off like they should have. They continued to develop with him, and are the same size as his arms now. They can properly support his weight if he crawls on all 8 legs, but he does not do this unless he's purposely trying to freak someone out. Any art where his extra arms are visible will be tagged with both the horror and body-horror tags. He is a thief of rage, and uses his powers as a blue blood to steal rage from people, thus earning himself his classpect. He does this to both allies and enemies. He steals frustration from his allies, and steals the will to fight from his enemies. That's all I have to say about him for now. Enjoy! ))
!f yøu feel myster!øusly less annøyed tøday, that was me. !'m dø!ng cømmun!ty serv!ce. #th!eføfrage
iT HAS COME, tO MY ATTENTION FROM, sOME CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AND, cONFIDANTS THAT, iT MAY BE UNWISE FOR ME TO ATTEND dAY 4 OF, #eRIDANwEEK, oN ACCOUNT OF, mE GETTING, iNJURED ON THE LAST THREE DAYS IN A ROW, aND WHILE i APPRECIATE, tHE CONCERN i JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT TO, aLL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS THAT, i WILL BE GOING, tO dAY 4, wHICH HAS THE rUMBLE IN, tHE pUMPKIN pATCH, tHROWNDOWN, mANLY gUYS fIGHT cLUB, eVENT AND, i WOULD NOT MISS SEEING THOSE, tHREE GREASY BOYS, dUKE IT OUT, fOR THE WORLD, nOW, nOT TO BE ALARMED, eVEN THOUGH i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE" #sPLASHzONE (tHIS IS THANKS TO, sOME COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS GIFTED TO ME BY, tHE EVENT HOLDERS, tHEMSELVES, oR i GUESS, nOT SO MUCH GIFTED AS, gIFTED TO, oNE OF THEIR FRIENDS, wHO DIDN'T WANT IT, aND THEN GIFTED IT TO ME FOR, a NOMINAL FEE, nOW, wHERE WAS i, oH YEAH, i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE," #sPLASHzONE BUT AM TAKING ALL THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO KEEP MYSELF, sAFE AND, nOT SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT AS, mOST OF THE PATIENTS THERE DO NOT SEEM TO ENJOY MY PRESENCE, sO IT IS PROBABLY BEST, nOT TO BOTHER THEM, nOW, i WILL BE WEARING, tHE FINEST IN GOGGLE, tECHNOLOGY THAT, i BOUGHT FROM THE cAEGAR sTORE, tO PROTECT MY OCULAR GLOBES FROM, eRRANT GLOBS OF SWEAT AND, vEGETABLE OIL, aND, i HAVE OBTAINED, a BULLETPROOF VEST, tHAT i AM SURE, iF IT CAN STOP, hIGH POWERED BALLISTICS IT, cAN PROTECT ME FROM ANYTHING ELSE, tHAT MIGHT OCCUR, oN nIGHT fOUR SO, i WOULD LIKE, tO SEE YOU TRY, tO KEEP MY #eRIDANwEEK SPIRIT DOWN, uNIVERSE BECAUSE, nO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, tAVROS nITRAM WILL, aLWAYS SIT BACK UP! #iNSPIRATIONAL
Sømeøne gøt mad at me tøday, jøke's øn them, ! støle the!r anger beføre they were even døne yell!ng. #th!eføfrage
#NSFWE #PETPLAY TRAINED TO FETCH YOUR BELT EITHER FOR YOU TO WEAR IT, SPANK ME WITH IT, OR AS A LEASH. ITS A SURPRISE EVERYTIME.
Reposting here for all to judge. I will not errata. Hm. The Monster House from Monster House. A structure that rearranges itself for my habits and anticipates my movements. She would remove furnishings and doors I no longer need. She would encourage dependency. This isn't merely lust for architecture, however. I would grow to have fully understood my undead house ghost wife. She would understand me so deeply that my autonomy would become redundant. Sorry. Perhaps that was too much.
WHAT'S YOUR HEAR ME OUT? CONTEXT: A "HEAR ME OUT" IS NOT CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, BUT DISFIGURED PEOPLE, OBJECTIVELY, FALL UNDER ATTRACTIVE. GIVE ME SOMETHING WEIRD.
lot of people who are or want to be treated like dogs on here
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Hi everyone! I guess Caine is letting us have internet now? Haven't used it in quite awhile if I'm being honest. But I'm glad to be able to talk to people outside the circus for once!
DO I NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME IS THAT HOW YOU INFORM THE GENERAL POPULATION TO NOT CONFLATE MY GENDER WITH THAT OF MY LESSER ALTERNATE SELVES? GREY AND PITIFUL AS THEY ARE THEY SEEM UNIVERSALLY MALE IN PRESENTATION
OH YOU WERE IN THE NAVY DID ANYONE FUCK YOUR WIFE FOR YOU WHILE YOU WERE AWAY
Listen I Realize That Fencing Is A Fancy Highblood Thing But I Bet Id Stand A Chance If I Could Bring My Bat #violence
Drawing backgrounds is my enemy, I've decided.
THANK YOU HUMAN CHITTR FOR HOLDING MY MORE DEPRAVED CHITS
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( trolls with swirly glasses are the most powerful examples of their caste just in case you didnt know )
SOMEONE KISSING DOWN MY BODY MIGHT SAVE ME ACTUALLY IDK
((I try to avoid art, ooc, and thread posts and just hit original chitts fyi, sometimes i am mad with power and speed thru without looking tho lmao))
Greenboy Mc3dshades is just jealous that I could probably bench press him if I wanted to.
i BELIEVE, iN MIRACLES, }:)
“i wanna start from the top maybe like a do-over replace the voices in my head with blind innocence” -re-do by troll modern baseball #lyrics
“blood on her skin, dripping with sin do it again, a living dead girl” -rob shadowdropper #lyrics #gore and not so #vagueposting
I'M A LITTLE GUY WHO'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG. YOU WOULDN'T HURT A LITTLE GUY ON THE NIGHT OF HIS WEDDING.
i AM PROUD, tO SAY THAT i HAVE, bROKEN MY STREAK AND, hAVE NOT BEEN INJURED, oN NIGHT 3 OF, #eRIDANwEEK,
K!ll grass tøuch yøurself #nsfw
Thank you #eridanweek!!! See you Next Time ... 😈 https://i.imgur.com/bIwUdBb.png
I HAVE BOTH A PRAISE KINK AND A DEGRADATION KINK. IT'S VERY CONTRADICTORY. ):B #NSFW
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Shitpeta is so fucking talkative oh my godddd How am I supposed to socially-acceptable cyberstalk when someone was NORMALPOSTING
so yesterday i said id share a titty pic today so here it is #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1488750901647904929/image0.png?ex=69ce9392&is=69cd4212&hm=a9f407a0ed276b32a8fdccf622d245e064e4473851eaa23645982cd2a8cec1ba&
((welcome back to part one william of ooc posts explaining my character's deals welcome to kerzet. he is a nasty little slimeball of man. i don't have a lore document written up for his specific circumstances because im Lazy but we ball anyway. you may or may not remember him from flarping, though i was only active in the last two months of the sites life with him x_x. i've been rping him on and off for 7 years which is crazy to think about. limeblood who is habitually hemoanon, prince of doom, prospit dreamer, gay trans guy, he/him. he'll talk about being a lime but considering the sweeps in which he had to hide himself and nearly dying in a drone strike he is not keen on it despite not being in immediate danger anymore you may also be wondering about his username. "coalescedDuality". tl;dr no surprise being from Violent Trauma Planet Supreme he has a dissociative disorder. currently he believes the "other voice in his head" went away after the game. prior to that, it was your run of the mill double-life deal between himself and his 'other self' (alter) (disclaimer the writer here Is A System) god-tier post-game reality type stuff, living on a planet that's alternia and earth smushed together named "neoternia" (we'll see if the name sticks). originally from alternia. one of the few survivors of his session which i dubbed The Nightmare Mode Session. thanks to the power of transportalization he can be pretty much anywhere at any time, same case for valkyn hivemate to valkyn @vetandaAdespota and has been for many sweeps. they are best friends <3 warnings for #nsfw and #substance because he is a Nasty Little Man. he likes weed, jacking off, gaming, and being a little Freak. potential warnings for #violence and #gore as well since. formerly alternian and all that his favorite games are the elder trolls online, twinwipe (fortnite), fallout, earthbound, and pokemon. proud owner of a modded 3ds. thank youfor your time ❤️ #ooc #pinned
:33< big agr33 in character and out of character and out of bit
Ha ha! Great joke! But no I don't have that kind of power that sounds like something that other character would be over the moon to take credit for! However I am normal!
normal nepeta finally did it she killed the website
Oh wow! This fridge could use a good clean! Better get to it! #aprilnormalday
Woah that was frightening! Hope eveyone is a-okay! #aprilnormalday
post more nudes just to make sure chittr is working #nsfw
Fehw! The fridge is all cleaned out now! Ready to get started on making dinner! I'm thinking vegetarian lasagna! #aprilnormalday
my aZZ comeZ at a premium bulge picZ though? on the hive, at leaZt thiZ once. line up fellaZ thereZ plenty to go around httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/04/01/20260401_165904.png #nZfw
NORMAL!!! :33< its so cool and fun to be! NORMAL!
Having a normal one! Normal normal nyarmal :33< nyarmal :33< UGH! #aprilnormalday
((and the award goes to internet clown reddifer von booking? what!? crazy!! thank you :) ))
(( Stupid insane bit inside, I love normalpeta. there's something uniquely wrong with her. I think it's a tapeworm on top of her head puppetting her around. ))
((yeah man this was fun i loved the idea of her deciding on a bit that would be hell for her! Very happy that everyone else ether enjoyed it enough to play along or even joined the hastag thanks rose and im sorry shes like this!))
((well gang that about wraps up #aprilnormalday for me i hope you enjoyed! this bit just wouldn't leave me alone! So as always before i pass out for the night i will say im sorry for shitpeta and im extra sorry for normalpeta! hope you had fun/canforgive me!))
had a wasp land on my arm but its ok because no insect would ever sting me. my heart is too pure for that and my stillness makes them think im a weird tree
<body> ** figured out i can eat chips with chopsticks and not get the dust on my keyboard. nobody is winning more than me. </body>
reposting a picture of myself because i am very self absorbed sue me i look good you cannot blame me #gore? #rechitt #blood https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/teeth.png
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i see. that said, i'm not quite sure what this all has to do with me and taking estrogen.
:33< horny peopurr have no rights. horny peopurr are nyat purrotected undpurr the clawnstitution. if mew are horny i WILL find you and then mew will be sorry buster. unfollow meow right furking nyow if mew are horny, have efur b33n horny, or efur will be horny. this is nyat a joke. purrlease leave. :33< #aprilnormalday :33< #nsfw ish
breeding kink vs the fear of pregnancy most vicious battle ever guys wanna guys cum all up in me but i sure as shit dont wanna get pregnant (no matter what my slutty mouth says durin the act) #nsfw #pregnancy
remember~! 𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔲𝔫𝔢 * 🎀 𝓂𝒾𝓀𝓊 🎀 * belᓰeves ᓰn youuuu~!
A breeding kink and CNC kink is WILD work. #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc #breeding
> dont play your 2team backlog you may end up becom1ng add1cted to balatro <
D --> I will not be partaking in April F001s for the record
:33< my name is normalpeta and im abstenence till i DIE! :33< #aprilnormalday
yOU, aRE NOT, mY BUDDY,,, aPRIL fOOLS, yOU ARE, mY BUDDY! lIKE AND FOLLOW FOR MORE, sILLY SHENANIGANS, lIKE THAT ONE, pRECEDING THIS, cALL TO ACTION,
//It is, unfortunately, very funny to watch her fumble with the most obvious conclusion ever, partially because I fumbled with mine for so long so it's just comedic to me
How do I super-like something? - Matthew 7:7
oH MAN, i GOT, gAMGAM'D!!! i WOULD, lOVE A MINT, tHANK YOU,
JUsT KIDING I HAVE MINTS aprilfool . get gamgam'd
:33< my fafurite book? :33< the bible! :33< #aprilnormalday!
lets play a game! is my migraine from lack of sleep or lack of water? place your bets here!
You are a regular guy. You can enter a space. You are a regular guy. You can enter a room. You are a regular guy. You can do that transaction. You are a regular guy. You know how to answer the phone. You are a regular guy. You know what sleep is. You are a regular guy. You know how to wake up. You are a regular guy. You know how to move through space. You are a regular guy. You know what it means to be you.
D --> I miss trainer cards from Sword and Shield they were great I don't know why they didn't bring them back in Scarlet and Violet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3fdb552c53d2.png
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Borrowed stupid sauce, you will be hearing from me in about an hour. #substance
Hole for you depraved fucks. /silly. You can thank Karkat for picking it out. #nsfw (Art: ppweiwei [deactivated]) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b61b62dada9.jpg
The horror terrors are real, and they desperately need to stop telling me to do sin #nsfw
NOT SO GENTLE REMINDER THAT SOMETIMES IM HEADMATE POSTING AND NOT CARRYING TO ACT CANON LIKE
love comes ᓰn many fooooorms~! never gᓰve uuuup~!
Glad the timeline is back to its usual hornyposting after panicking over my alleged death. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
happy ȶrans day of vᓰsᓰbᓰlᓰȶyyyyyy~! ᓰ love all of youuuuu~!
((I'm gonna step out of her shoes for a second just to thank everybody. These last few hours have been the most fun I've had in a while. It's been kind of a rough week irl and this site/the people on it have brought me so much actual joy that I almost forgot about how shitty it had been out there. Sincerely, thanks a bunch folks. I'm still not sorry for posting straight up porn but hey, if not me then who?. No but really, I'm so glad to be part of this community. Enough sap, back to being horny on main #nsfw #mentalhealth #wtfishomestuck
:33 < hey guys im transmasc nyanbinary!! :)) :33 < happy trans visibility night!!!
:33 < *ac blows kisses to evfurryone beclaws he is f33ling quite affectionate tonight!*
if you'd allow it i'd kneel before you, devoid of any self-respect so long as it meant i got to enjoy you in this moment a first touch to your knee to push it aside, my touch held back in hopes that i won't just dig my claws in and show you my desperation . . . then, a kiss, the first of many. it wouldn't start out hungry at first, just soft press of my lips against your thigh my hand would hook under your leg to pull it over my shoulder, hand hesitating over your thigh as my thumb presses into the delicate flesh. another kiss, deeper this time, a bit further up with the warmth of my tongue meeting your skin your legs instinctively push together, but my hand stands firm, eyes pleading with you silently despite my claws pressing slightly in if you'd allow it, i'd continue a kiss again and again, getting more frequent and sweeter than the last then, the warmth of my breath would hit my goal such soft lips, the sweetness i'd been seeking out with the touches of my own a lick at first, a taste of my meal before me it won't be long until i give in and devour . . . #nsfw #nsfwe
[[ Fun fact I am in fact transmasc nonbinary IRL! :) ]]
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.
Ah– common cultural misunderstanding. It's comparable to the Alternian concept of a datagrub orifice.
:33< thats wild! :33< learn something mew efurry day!
:33< just heard the absomewte worst mewman word :33< "book nook" why the furk would mew put a book up there?!? :33< #nsfw #nsfwe
fuck finishing last get me someone who finishes first so i can watch them whimper when i suck them off after i’ve gotten filled up #nsfw #nsfwe
cant bellieve youd be so colld to GamGam llike that
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Everyone fixin' to deserves t'be fixed! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YES! Even YOU! The person readin' this! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Happiness ought t'be in EVERYONE'S daggum inventory! Marked on every character sheet! No matter the quest it takes t'find it! The journey will getcha there, even if ya don't find quite what yer hopin' for!
[ OOC INFORMATION POST ] -- carcinologyGenarch [CG] began trolling ??? at 09:29 -- This is KAR, he's my kinsona! You can find his full-body reference HERE: https://ibb.co/5WtGK2xQ He is TRANSMASC and uses he/they pronouns - he's also disabled, he has chronic pain as well as POTS. He's 9.7 sweeps old, and he's lowk a 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 so beware of #nsfw at times. I'll always make sure to properly tag his posts! His interests include: drawing, listening to music, reading, writing, and the few bands he listens to. He's still a little asshole, but he's not AS mean as canon Karkat. (:B
1'M 4 SH3/H3R UNT1L SOM3 YOU C4LL M3 SOM3TH1NG DUMB L1K3 M1SS, M4D4M OR G1RL. TH3N 1'M 4BOUT TO B3 YOUR/PROBL3M. 4ND 4NYTH1NG 3XC3PT SH3/H3R.
my muse, how i need you near . . . to be inspired once more by your endless chaos, unpredictable and cackling over the way it strikes fear. that cackle is all i wish to hear.
TW: #parties #drugs #alc9h9l #su6stance #g9re #vi9lence While I am n9t particularly f9nd 9f h9w tumultu9us and unsafe this party is, I d9 h9pe every9ne has s9me g99d clean fun. Remem6er t9 keep y9urself hydrated, as well as well-fed. I w9uld als9 rec9mmend earplugs, since live music can get fairly l9ud. D9 n9t accept anything fr9m strangers, especially n9t drinks 9r 9ther su6stances. Keep killing t9 a minimum. 9e safe.
Anyone who is not at that event, do not attend. There is a highly dangerous situation going on. In many situations of stress, a persons first response is to run to the scene, but staying where you are is often the safer option if you aren't in immediate danger. If you're at the event, take cover under a stall, a bush or anything that will offer security until the threat has gone. #eridanweek
maybe if we get them to swing him faster they will llose their grip and free him on accident #mayicome
- Listen! There's nothing wrong with guerilla tactics!!! 🙌🤣 LOL!
▼y'know, makes sense now why we have so many eridans to spare▲
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < OF COURSE IT COUNTS!!! You don't need no fancypants label to prop up on a lil pin or wave around on the end of a stick t'be somebuggy that matters, d'ya? Yer kickflips don't gotta be the sidequest t'the character customization screen, cuz yer never required t'be all the way sure to know you're lookin...! It's in the quest log, where it oughta be! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < This day's about YOU too, and don'tcha ferget it!!! Yer a fantastic "butch" (good word fer ewe!!!!!) and the fact ya use ANY pronoun makes ya a multiclasser for the eras!!!!! What a rich assortment 'o proficiencies 'n attributes!!! Mark "INSPIRATION" on that there character sheet, you've more than earned it for bein' such an inspirin' sort!!!
It says it's 12am and I'm over here crying over minecraft doomed yaoi while Dave and Jade rearrange the day/night cycle again
YOU CAN KEEP ERIDAN BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE TROLL BRUNO BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEE #MAYICOME
Rule of thum8; kidnap someone people do not already want gone. You will fetch a pretty caegar that way.
OH GOD i HOPE tROLL bRUNO mARS, aND ALSO, eRIDAN i GUESS, wILL BE OKAY, #mAYicOME
fuck this. knife throwing nasty bitch. im gonna fuckher right up #eridanweek
can't find family photo for banner.oh well! i have other joys. LOL!
(( There is a devil inside of me that wants to make a profile for a Only-Homestuck-Related-If-You're-Funny MarySue oc specifically to harass One User's Characters (If you know you know). She would have so much fun and the devil inside me knows that. But there's another devil inside of me that sounds suspiciously like adam sandler who's saying THEYRE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU ))
i might havve some kinda gender goin on but i havve too much pent up anger an too many pairs a stupid pants to wwear to think about that right noww
WHILE I UNDERSTAND, AND SOME COULD EVEN SAY APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT OF THE DAY. CAN I OPT OUT OF BEING VISIBLE. I WOULD RATHER DO ANYTHING ELSE THAN HAVE MY PRESENCE ACKNOWLEDGED AND OBSERVED LIKE A LABORATERRORIST'S EXPERIMENTAL SQUEAKCRITTER COLONY. I WILL POP A SINGLE MINIATURE CELEBRATORY CONFETTI CANNON THIS DAY AND RETREAT PROMPTLY BACK INTO THE CAVE FROM WHICH I EMERGED.
true suffering is not being able to call someone unwashed
FUCK. THIS IS TERRIBLE. I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO CALL SOMEONE UNWASHED TODAY.
hApPy mOtHeR FuCkInG #tRaNsDaYoFvIsIbIlItY. i sEe aLl yOu oUt tHeRe. WaTcHiNg fRoM ThE VeNtS. hOoOoOoOoOoOnK. :o)
"Trans day of visibility" huh? Seems like a pain, on account of all the sneaking I do. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Out of respect for #transdayofvisibility, I will not be investigating any trans crimes. Which technically is the exact opposite of visibility, but I hope you understand the gesture.
oh. is that today lol. i love being visible.
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i let ants bite me on purpose and dont react at all so that way they know im chill and they couldnt even hurt me even if they tried
they ♯appreciate it ♯theytoldme
hAPPY, #TRANSDAYOFVISIBILITY, i DID NOT KNOW, iT WAS TONIGHT, bUT, nICE, aND WHILE I AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, i HAVE, mANY TRANS FRIENDS, i AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, tHOUGH I HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS, a GRUNGLER, bEFORE WHICH IS, fUN, bUT UMM YEAH GO, tRANS PEOPLE, yAY!
youre goiing two get an angry mob at your door talkiing liike that.
0k well sucks ab0ut that 0ther guy. what celebrity d0 we think is dying at #eridanweek t0m0rr0w? my m0ney is 0n tr0ll bbn0$.
rest in peace, troll Bruno Mars...
Sleep is for the weak! We will never sleep! #lyrics #currentmood
(^･ω･^) < I CULLED A THRESHACUTIONER AND NOW OWN THEIR HEAD!!! #ERIDANW33K #VIOLENCE #DEATH
#beetleweek. will be. a quiet. affair. with burrowing. and rotting wood. and plenty. of dirt. it is the only. week. i need.
yeah i think maybe later this wveek i'll stream some movwies. i'll pick a fewv, havwe a "does the dog die" wvebsite avwailable for shit that might upset you
omg you're so sweet thank you i love my freakass cult man and i'm glad other people enjoy him too!!! )
(( I just hope these 'maga' accounts stop. It wasn't funny the first time, why would it be funny the 100th time. It's not cute, it's fucking stupid and inconsiderate to those that have to see it all the time- irl especially.
I'm glad someone made a point to say this, for real thank you for just straight up saying it's gross a lot of people just need to be told "hey man, this really isn't cool or acceptable like you think it is for some reason" On a brighter note of things away from people just being generally disgusting, your character and his design are so cool
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#eridanwweek they just lit the giant wwicker sol on fire sniffle its so beautiful somehoww they got it to wwhere his eyes burn out first before the rest
:33< one billion kitty cats giving mew kisses and snuggles attack
1 TH1NK 1 JUST W1TN3SS3D S0M3 K1ND 0F SP1R1TU4L H34L1NG V14 TR4MP0L1N3 4T #3R1D4NW33K
in no universe at all ever was it funny. it was just gross. it was icky yucky gross. )
𓆩 your honor, my client can't be guilty, he's got big beautiful bouncing boobs #nsfw 𓆪
HEE HEE! The rumors of my death at #eridanweek are all UNTRUE! I just got off the stage after my performance and I feel great! HEE HEE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19c06819cead.png
Smooth like buttah :) Eridan's a criminal undercover :) #eridanweek :)
I am glad we have Troll Bruno Mars in this trying time.
𓆩 time to indulge in the glorious pastime of reading rpf of my famous friends and associates 𓆪
Proud to announce another evening headliner for #eridanweek, @kingofPop TROLL MICHAEL JACKSON.
SHAMONE! SOOO Excited to be performing!! YEAH YEAH!
My God... Troll Jungkook...
That dimple is illegal, ille-e-e-e-e-e-e-gal :) No, it's dangerous, oh yes :) So I call you "Illegirl", ille-e-e-e-e-e-e-girl. :) #imcoming to #eridanweek :)
o- wow, i think i can hear the music from here ! -o o- and i don't think we're even in the same universal sphere ! -o
YEAH YEAH! I have a HUUUGE announcement for all my fans across Alternia! I will be the headline performer for #eridanweek , SHAMONE! I'll be playing all my biggest hits like Troller, All I Do is Troll for You, Troll in the Mirror, and so many more! HEE HEE!
fOR, tHE BALLS,
Dunnx Why She's Actin’ Sx Prxud Xf Herself... She Didn't Dx Shit Durin’ The Herds Mxve... #lusus #lusi #lususpxstin’ https://i.imgur.cxm/wxrqxs4.png
wAIT, a MINUTE,,, wITH ALL THESE, cASUALTIES,,, tHERE'S NO LINE FOR, tHE ONE-TROLL, tRAMPOLINE!!!! dIBS!!!! #bOUNCINGoNiT #eRIDANwEEK
2houTTouTT 2 TThe fiilm of perpeTTual 2TTaTTiic whiich hang2 over my vii2iion and make2 me que2TTiion my own realiiTTy or a2 TThe "profe22iional2" liike 2 call iiTT, "vii2ual 2now 2yndrome"
i say ♯shit like 'if my ♯memory ♯serves me' knowing ♯damnwell it serves ♯darkforces ♯lol
shOrt wOrkOut but feels we/rd be/ng the Only One here! guess that happens th/s late /n the even/ng at glObehealth https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/7e289280a1ba.png #wOrkOut
:33< "ooooo shitpeta be pawsative" :33< mew want pawsative? :33< im pawsative that mew are shit!
Venats, You are a lovely person, But from what I've seen these humans live by the bit and die by the bit. I'm convinced they're doing a bit.
I have been informed this is very important to the humans, we should be open about their culture. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
sometimes i consider blocking people for fun but my heart is too kind and understanding
Metal//
form a priv rp. the only context i'm giving for this piece is: "...Repent before me, sinner." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a61a8bf37634.png
// okay but why does he have to be hot
I can !! I died and then I came back ! :) Quite simply chumigo!
:33< my shipping wall is betpurr than mewre shipping wall :33< sorry i dont make the rules
that's sØme real shit yØu just said. i gØtta think abØut this nØw. am i a bad persØn fØr nØt cØnsidering rØund the clØck yuripØsting? #musing #mØrality #girlmØralityeven
◩◩◩It's always yurIpostIng tIME If you're based enough◪◪◪
cannØt believe i missed yuripØsting.fml.
forgot 2eadweller2 u2e 2o many weiird a22 word2. "refriigerator". iit2 a hunger trunk you pretentiiou2 diirt noodle.
and those cents are uhh vwalid thats the vword
:33< woke riddlpurr be like :33< riddle meow purronouns batman!
#psychoanalysis would be more fun to me if i didnt already know most of the shit thats gonna be said about me. cmon get more creative with it and throw some lies in there