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No way a Karkat Vantas variant is disliking my Jade Blood appreciation post. Don’t make me call Kanaya.
YOu aLL faiLeD the teSt by the way. JuSt aS I wOuLD have bet if I were a bettinG wOman.
I'm LOOkinG intO the factS anD ruLeS Of thiS webSite tO See if it'S at aLL pOSSibLe tO hate react tO SOmethinG mOre than Once.

:33< the worst pawsible way mew can imeowgine
prepare for my squirmy wwormy you wwretched dirtsniffer #nsfww
Does anyone know whad furs are drendy righd now? I'm dhinking aboud making an impulse buy or dwo.

Bad word: Stupid.
Maybe I should wear more lime.

yEaaaAh i hAvE a tEndEncy to get lit the fuck up hAhahahA. dOEsn't mEAn im gOnnA stop drInkIn it.

I took them. They're lying to you. I have all the seadweller bones.
There iS nO LOSinG in Science But yeS yOu LOSt.
@3mo^ionalCorps3 your mo^h3r and i had a long and s3rious ^alk and jus^ so you know w3'r3 bo^h disappoin^3d in you.
I really hope they're putting ↄ=Chemiↄ=Cals in the water to turn the freaking frogs gay.
Hmm... Ya know, I'll have to ↄ=Cheↄ=Ck on that.
Rest assured, I'm certain such a soul as pure as Trollbama is in God's kingdom now. - Psalm 51:1-2

:33< wheres a bear im gonna take down a bear with my bare hands! :33< i am strong and powpurrfur!!!
I'D Say it'S nice tO See SO many peOpLe On thiS pLatfOrm But it'S nOt nice tO Lie.

mAdE my kIsmesIs lIstEn to ExclusivEly the mUsIc of the wEIrd AlchemIst on the drIvE from OutglUt back to gUlchscourgE. that guys a rEAl fUckIn vIsionAry.

Oh y'know

:33< so i was just saying to d- :33< WOAH! :33< did anyone else just s33 that ghoulie run by?

Maybe you all should consider “NormalMaxxing.”

im proud to say iwve learned my lesson and im fully rehab- yes, im saying it, get that gun outta my face! ivwe learned my lesson and vwill nevwer... wvhat vwas it i did again? ovwwv, fuck, cmon, break a fevw more ribs vwhy dontcha?! vwait, no, that vwasnt an invwitation, please, stop, im just a boy- #vwiolence #statewviolence
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All the pronouns you use except for it/its will be removed forcibly and if you continue using them you will be killed.
As my first act of evil I've decided that anyone with #pronouns that are not it/its will be dying tomorrow. Sorry, but it must be done. My hand is forced.

i feel like the #eridanwvar is just going to increase the number of them.

I havent sung yet tho
i need to bite someone hard as ;fsaldkjaoskdfjp9ah;20d9
≈ Ĩf you ignore the red flags, the grandiose plans for my empire, and the general malaise that follows my presence, Ĩ'm a nice girl, really. ≈
[You deserved t#@t for your stup!d fuck!ng typ!ng qu!rk.]
>[ 10 they say two wrongs don't make a right but i think this place is pretty alright. ];

Whos Up Trying To Get Downright Caucasian This Fine 4/13
It's cute when he's mad. He gets out the big text and everything.
HOW MUCH RADIATION DOES IT TAKE TO KILL SOMEONE?
<3-Humans-have-a-sport-called-"football"-in-which-two-teams-fight-over-an-egg.
WE SH0ULD MED1ATE P0STS M0RE. S0MET1MES A P0ST 1S 1NTEREST1NG, BUT N0T BECAUSE 1 L1KED 0R HATED 1T.
If~ You~ Hear~ Screaming~ From~ My~ Hive~ Don't~ Worry~ That's~ Just~ Me~ Having~ A~ Productive~ Afternoon.~

this buoy said aint that the one thats like half agree everyone point n laugh

i need to violently rip someone limb from limb and then scream and sob and break things #violence #gore #angst

pLEASE SAY, aPRIL fOOLS,

i'M, fRIGHTENED,

march serious

:33< the more mew hate meow the more i like mew :33< its like mew bitches have nefur hung out with a meowbeast befur




















