♣ mediated by @tenaciousCorvid
have two 2hower but iit’2 2o boriing alone.
. . . fuck it, it’d give it a shot smoke it, drink it, snort it, shoot it you got one body and you got to use it #substance #substances #lyrics
Nobody is allowed to go trickster-mode until I have studied the lollipop carefully. I want to get good at making confectionary at home. If you discover any colourful jolly jujus, please bring them directly to me, and I will give you many more lollipops in exchange.
ok im going to get a new profile picture i do not want it
/u kno the site chopped when bitches ca𝐋𝐋 me cute 𝐋ike dam bruh we got s𝐋im fuccin pickings over here 𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋
shit man, this Eridan wwar is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "inherent seadwweller superiority" or some similar shit, and evvery one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, thats howw common shit like this is. My ass is castin ahab and levvel 2 wwandkind. I think I just heard "powwer wword: fincel!" twwo groups ovver. gotta get the fuck outta here.
>> ડomet¡meડ ¡ actua11y forget there are peop1e out there that ¡ genu¡ne1y hate w¡th a burn¡ng fuck¡ng paડડ¡on. ¡ forget ¡ hate ANYONE. ¡t juડt doeડn't ડeem r¡ght, but then ¡'m rem¡nded certa¡n peop1e ex¡ડt ¡n the wor1d.
I love doing concerning shit unbeknownst to my loved ones.
Im more into vwomen, but I end up dating men, and its kind of gross. I need to kill my boyfriend.
🐚Berry, berry, berry. If we keep this up we too shall end up like her....Violet Beauregarde #berryposting -----༄༄༄🐚
You know what, this does give me an idea actually. I will be back
THIS PASTORTURER IS GETTING ON MY NERVES. #DASHWATCHING #COLLABS [⠶]
Can confirm this information!
I need to start saying some more outrageous shit. Hm.
I’M THE PRESIDENT.
That is not true.
The thing ★bout the grey house bre★k room is th★t it's ★ kind of "purge zone" there ★re no rules there.
You know farming for kull is exhausting, daddy is just going to do it the old fashioned way.
*heavy chest breathing, pretending to smoke a candy cigarette* that was gweat pwincess, good boy
>>| the mind .is not the thinkpan .if you think through .it. they .are separate .entities. the .only thing which .is related, .is connection. .one .inside .another. you don't need to do .anything with brain. just let yourself go wild. .it .is .easy. .i guess. .uhhh.
dont make me get a job
>>| just stay down .and get .all .uhhh .out .of your mind. .i heard lobotomy .is great way. to make new friends. #gore #violence
How much do I re★lly v★lue my pride, bec★use I think this could be re★lly funny.
i wonder(if there are enough electrical signals in the troll body to use it as hardware); // aside from helming(); which is inhumane; its mostly a question about dead trolls; // after all its not like drones clean(up) after themselves when they cull();
You know what? I'll say it. Cronus is right sometimes. YES. That Cronus. Stop sending him to jail.
SOMETIMES IT IS A BLESSING TO BE CURSED WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF SLURS.
?humans can turn into rocks? -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
gue22 II'll diie. agaiin. ediit 00: apologiie2 for tho2e who cannot 2ee the 2creen2hot, iit 2how2 II've reached 10,000 kull ediit 01: ye2, iit wa2 iindeed 2tatii2tiically your fault @turiingTran2cendence
reiiteratiing wwe"re part of the human priide thiing.. 🤷♂️🤷♂️
﹏𓂁﹏ Noww that this impromptu nap is done, I got things I need t'do. ﹏𓂁﹏
gro22..
(°. i'm s𖦹rry .°)
not very woke of you
(°. just g𖦹t myself fresh g𖦹ld bl𖦹𖦹d via s𖦹mber eats. i can't really care anym𖦹re ab𖦹ut it being ethically harvested as l𖦹ng as i can satisfy my cravings .°)
are you willing to be a little toasty for a while or be PEERED AT by the EYE
SEAL YOUR WINDOWS COVER YOUR CAMERAS the one that observes is looking
REMEMBER when youre eating something, ALWAYS. pay the crumb tax the symbiotic relationship between us and mites must be maintained
€ongratulations on the "Pride Month" to every human who feels the need to €elebrate. Understand that €lemti & €o. Planetary Development will seize, raze and repopulate your planet regardless of it or your sexuality. #Equality
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bro used to love pride month every year when i was growing up actually he said it was the best time of year cause all the queers were more open about it easier to spot them for #hate #crimes #happypride
OBJECTION! GET YOUR FAST MANA OFF MY POST GO AWAY
direct examination testimony: 🪷
CROSS EXAMINATION! why is my corpse annoying & kind of performatively zen
FOR THE RECORD, I AM NOT AWAKE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I CANNOT SLEEP! I AM AWAKE BECAUSE I AM DOING IMPORTANT BUSINESS THINGS! MUCH TO THINK ABOUT! 𓂃✍︎
∻C☢urting me, huh?∻
emergency alert for people whos friends are extremely vulnerable to being bitten by the musical bug known as an earworm: Beware the Penis Gnomes.
> there 12 a t1mel1ne 1n wh1ch 1 create the torment nexu2 from the h1t book "Don't Create the Torment Nexu2, You Fuck1ng Buffoon" <
Guys I'm sorry my l★st post w★s ★ lie, I don't h★ve ★ scheming ★dvisor.....
C★rbon★ting milk #mydrink
My scheming ★dvisor s★ys th★t you're je★lous of my c★rbon★ted milk
_ I'll Have you know tHat I indeed Held back on tHis one. It's an interestinG tHouGHt experiment, you must aGree.
_ Alternate selves are likely, Given tHe way timelines are. If I were to meet one of me, I tHink I would pity Him in a stranGe way. THere wouldn't really be a reason to interact otHer tHan for science. _ I Have mixed feelinGs on tHe subject.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 can't help but notice howww. hatred of the lowww.er castes sneaks into every conversation #ThoughtGoon.ing
:33< mew gotta watch out fur the cr33ping p33purr
No way a Karkat Vantas variant is disliking my Jade Blood appreciation post. Don’t make me call Kanaya.
YOu aLL faiLeD the teSt by the way. JuSt aS I wOuLD have bet if I were a bettinG wOman.
I'm LOOkinG intO the factS anD ruLeS Of thiS webSite tO See if it'S at aLL pOSSibLe tO hate react tO SOmethinG mOre than Once.
:33< the worst pawsible way mew can imeowgine
https://64.media.tumblr.com/d59b0d81981718821e6fb1090669a6cb/bc52d6d128c4147c-36/s1280x1920/56c2817e1f66a9f064cac47cc364b10a3d810ef8.png even egbert kn0ws quality.
/\ She certainly seems to think so /\
prepare for my squirmy wwormy you wwretched dirtsniffer #nsfww
Does anyone know whad furs are drendy righd now? I'm dhinking aboud making an impulse buy or dwo.
Bad word: Stupid.
Maybe I should wear more lime.
yEaaaAh i hAvE a tEndEncy to get lit the fuck up hAhahahA. dOEsn't mEAn im gOnnA stop drInkIn it.
I took them. They're lying to you. I have all the seadweller bones.
There iS nO LOSinG in Science But yeS yOu LOSt.
@3mo^ionalCorps3 your mo^h3r and i had a long and s3rious ^alk and jus^ so you know w3'r3 bo^h disappoin^3d in you.
I really hope they're putting ↄ=Chemiↄ=Cals in the water to turn the freaking frogs gay.
Hmm... Ya know, I'll have to ↄ=Cheↄ=Ck on that.
Rest assured, I'm certain such a soul as pure as Trollbama is in God's kingdom now. - Psalm 51:1-2
:33< wheres a bear im gonna take down a bear with my bare hands! :33< i am strong and powpurrfur!!!
I'D Say it'S nice tO See SO many peOpLe On thiS pLatfOrm But it'S nOt nice tO Lie.
mAdE my kIsmesIs lIstEn to ExclusivEly the mUsIc of the wEIrd AlchemIst on the drIvE from OutglUt back to gUlchscourgE. that guys a rEAl fUckIn vIsionAry.
Oh y'know
:33< so i was just saying to d- :33< WOAH! :33< did anyone else just s33 that ghoulie run by?
Maybe you all should consider “NormalMaxxing.”
im proud to say iwve learned my lesson and im fully rehab- yes, im saying it, get that gun outta my face! ivwe learned my lesson and vwill nevwer... wvhat vwas it i did again? ovwwv, fuck, cmon, break a fevw more ribs vwhy dontcha?! vwait, no, that vwasnt an invwitation, please, stop, im just a boy- #vwiolence #statewviolence
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All the pronouns you use except for it/its will be removed forcibly and if you continue using them you will be killed.
As my first act of evil I've decided that anyone with #pronouns that are not it/its will be dying tomorrow. Sorry, but it must be done. My hand is forced.
i feel like the #eridanwvar is just going to increase the number of them.
I havent sung yet tho
i need to bite someone hard as ;fsaldkjaoskdfjp9ah;20d9
≈ Ĩf you ignore the red flags, the grandiose plans for my empire, and the general malaise that follows my presence, Ĩ'm a nice girl, really. ≈
[You deserved t#@t for your stup!d fuck!ng typ!ng qu!rk.]
>[ 10 they say two wrongs don't make a right but i think this place is pretty alright. ];
Whos Up Trying To Get Downright Caucasian This Fine 4/13
It's cute when he's mad. He gets out the big text and everything.
HOW MUCH RADIATION DOES IT TAKE TO KILL SOMEONE?
<3-Humans-have-a-sport-called-"football"-in-which-two-teams-fight-over-an-egg.
WE SH0ULD MED1ATE P0STS M0RE. S0MET1MES A P0ST 1S 1NTEREST1NG, BUT N0T BECAUSE 1 L1KED 0R HATED 1T.
If~ You~ Hear~ Screaming~ From~ My~ Hive~ Don't~ Worry~ That's~ Just~ Me~ Having~ A~ Productive~ Afternoon.~
this buoy said aint that the one thats like half agree everyone point n laugh
i need to violently rip someone limb from limb and then scream and sob and break things #violence #gore #angst
pLEASE SAY, aPRIL fOOLS,
i'M, fRIGHTENED,
march serious
:33< the more mew hate meow the more i like mew :33< its like mew bitches have nefur hung out with a meowbeast befur