Cybele Aprell
@tenaciousCorvid
\ sk8r tr0ll for l1fe!! / (any art by corvidoodle on tumblr)
:33< im cute mew got that?
"tornado how'd you not know that i was flirting?" i used to get asked out as a prank in high school solely to be made fun of. i cannot trust any of you hoes.
god iim 2o fuckiing hungry, 2hould ii waiit for my 2oup to come or ju2t call iit and eat a 2nack iin the meantiime? iid 2ay vote now but ii dont really care eiither way.
my patiience ii2 gone, but the lu2t for 2oup ii2 not. unfortunately ii wiill be goiing iin2ane untiil further notiice.
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER PIZZA PLACE TO TRY. I'M STILL SEARCHING FOR ANYWHERE ON EARTH-C WHERE THEY ACTUALLY GET THIS SHIT PERFECT. I'M TALKING THE OPTION FOR STUFFED CRUST, A CRISPY BASE, ADEQUATE GREASE AND PLENTY OF CHEESE. I DON'T CARE WHAT HUMAN '''ITALIANS''' THINK- THE TRADITIONAL STYLE OF FLAVOR DISCS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. YOU MEAN YOU'RE PAYING FOR SOMEONE TO SKIMP ON THE CHEESE AND FLOUNDER A BUNCH OF GREEN SHIT ON THERE HAPHAZARDLY? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. TODAY'S SLICE ACTUALLY GOT PRETTY FUCKING CLOSE. MY FAVORED TOPPING IS PEPPERONI WITH EXTRA CHEESE AND THEY SURE AS HELL DELIVERED ON THE EXTRA CHEESE PART. THIS SHIT HAS A CHEESE PULL STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ONE IN WHICH AN ANTHROMORPHIC BARKBEAST AND HIS BARKBEAST SON HAVE TO TRAVERSE THE HIGHS AND LOWS OF BEING CARETAKER AND GRUB WHILE ON A SCUTTLEBUGGY TRIP ACROSS THE ALTERNIAN MAIN CONTINENT TO GO FISHING BUT THE KID WANTS TO GO SEE A CONCERT INSTEAD TO IMPRESS HIS FLUSH CRUSH. THE ONLY THING THIS LOSES POINTS FOR IS THAT THE PEPPERONI IS LESS CRISP THAN I'D LIKE. IT SHOULD HOLD THE GREASE LIKE A CUP, PERFECT FOR GETTING ALL OVER YOUR NASTY CHIN AND MAKING YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR LATER AND WONDER WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. ANYWAY, STILL A SOLID 8/10 BUT NOT PERFECT. THE SEARCH CONTINUES. #FOODPOSTING #THESLICESEARCH
\ mad respect f0r kn0w1n what y0u want 1n a flav0rd1sc! g0tta be just the r1ght texture and flav0r /
mAYBE i SHOULD, rUN FOR PRESIDENT,,,
STOP STEALING MY SHOELACES
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oop, hatebot reCovered.
\ b0th a h8 and a l1ke. w0nder whats g01n 0n 1n th0se sp1teful c1rcu1ts? /
\ 1ts been g01ng 0n f0r a wh1le, 0n and 0ff. d0es h8b0t get l1ke... checked up 0n by fr1ends at all? J:/ 0r have fr1ends? 1dk 1 never checked /
They got fucking draculas and shit
₍^. .^₎⟆ #s!lly https://cdn.!mgchesst.com/f!leSSs/44143e1e837b.jpeg꠹
What's it like to be stupid?
I Went To " Mad At You " Island And Only Ugly Trolls Resided There.
:33< what would mew do if mew fur walking down the str33t and mew saw a little goblin there? :33< just sat there on the side of the road doing a big sad sigh huh :33< what would mew do?
Fork.
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\ 1 mean arent we all s0me flav0r 0f bug? as tr0lls? /
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\ 0k 1n that case, what K1ND 0f bug w0uld y0u be 1f y0u were a bug? /
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\ 0000h cute! 1n that case 1d make sure y0u're safe & have plenty 0f leaves t0 h1de under & l1l snacks J:) /