Cybele Aprell
@tenaciousCorvid
\ sk8r tr0ll for l1fe!! / (any art by corvidoodle on tumblr)
if i ever make a fLLop post that wasnt me that was the cursed amuLLet taLLking #mycursedamuLLet
hOW TO PRIVATE cHITTR ACOUNT, pLEASE, gOREGLE, iT'S URGENT,
\ 1 d0n't th1nk y0u can, dude. 0r... dudette? 1'm n0t sure y0ur gender s1tuat10n after that b0ut 0f g1rlp0st1ng and then supp0sed c0ncuss10n /
Everyone’s favorite kind of apple?
\ can't g0 wr0ng w1th a g00d h0neycr1sp /
Do you think a human Would let me smash.
\ 1've seen h0w they get ab0ut al1ens. y0u g0t a g00d chance /
\ n0 1dea what cha0t1c event 1s g01ng 0n th1s t1me. 1'm c0ntent 1n my h1ve l1sten1ng t0 Tr0ll Ke$ha /
\ wh0s barkbeast 1s th1s? why 1s 1t speak1ng 1n h1er0glyphs? can s0meb0dy transl8? /
\ 0hhhh thanks! 1 f1gured that was the case, but 1 g0t a l1l bl1nd-s1ghted by the wh0le an1mal th1ng /
\ huh. well y0u're d01ng pretty well f0r s0me0ne that f0und y0ur way t0 a s1te 1nhab1ted by what are al1ens t0 y0u s0... g00d j0b /
dunno why my kull scores so high. must be a lotta humans who dunno which button they pressin
no no trust me im very aware of which buttons im pressing am i fully aware of their corresponding troll implications maybe not but fuck it we ball
this guy just mediated my chit talkin boat i know what buttons im pressin
isnt that like the half agree one or something like the sort of not really button screw it im still sticking to my guns that was definitely intentionally the right pick
\ n0t t0 be a d0wner, but 1m l1ke. 1n d1re need 0f #substances rn. my th1nkpans c0m1ng up s0ur l8ly #vent /
DRINK SOME FAYGO AND YOU'LL !!! CHEER RIGHT UP !!!
]-[==]> Please consider talking to a professional about your mental health instead of turning to substances.
\ 1 apprec18 the sent1ment. luck1ly 1 d0nt have any ar0und r1ght n0w, s0 1'm saved 1n that regard l0l /
I will admit, I am enjoying my time on this platform. My Chitheads, please, tell me how you feel about it?
\ been hav1ng a great t1me w1th my fr1ends, but ngl 1 get 1nt1m1d8d when 1ts just me 0nl1ne /
You can imagine anything. Just now I'm imagining an apple. I'm even making it rotate. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
\ d0nt w0rry we can share J:) *breaks the apple 1n half w1th my bare hands and puts the 0ther half back 1n y0ur th1nkpan* /
I Just Learned The Sun
WHAT'S YOUR HEAR ME OUT? CONTEXT: A "HEAR ME OUT" IS NOT CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, BUT DISFIGURED PEOPLE, OBJECTIVELY, FALL UNDER ATTRACTIVE. GIVE ME SOMETHING WEIRD.
\ n0t g0nna l1e, @all1edMasterc0mputer 1s m1ne. 1s th1s an 1nc0mprehens1bly b1g c0mputer? yes. w0uld he t0rture me 1n t0tally un-sexy ways? 100%! but g0g kn0ws 1mma t0rture h1m r1ght back by be1ng a freak the wh0le damn t1me. #nsfw -1sh /
\ well y0u d1dn't spec1fy f1ct10nal! J>:( h0w was 1 supp0sed t0 kn0w? /
USE COMMON SENSE AND READ OTHERS' COMMENTS, ALSO LIKE COME ON TAGGING A REAL PERSON YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW AND SAYING YOU WANT TO FUCK THEM.
( this probably doesnt make it better but i know this user ooc. still i probably shouldnt have straight up tagged in-character. my bad yall )