♦ pitied by @tenaciousCorvid
COW TIPPED,
i am debating just grabbing essentials and moving out again. but at the same time i can't tell if this guy is about to die or if they are just knocked out. like i feel a bloodpusher pulse but they could have been poisoned, or the blunt force trauma may have been severe to cause internal thinksponge damage. i don't think the culler will frequent this area again for a bit, if they're smart that is. but again, i don't know. the guy could have just decided to fall down that hole thinking it wasn't as deep as it was and got knocked out. i guess i'll drag him back to my hidey hole and see if he wakes up but idk. gog. fuck. fuck.
i DID GET HURT, sORRY, i HIT MY HEAD AND, pASSED OUT AND NOW, i DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, bUT i HAVE MANY NOTIFICATIONS,
hOW TO PRIVATE cHITTR ACOUNT, pLEASE, gOREGLE, iT'S URGENT,
no no its alright it would probably end up going over my head anyway i appreciate your efforts though
:33< oppened my sketchbook to find a little spidpurr who panicked and ran away :(( :33< that so furked up i love spidpurrs!
I won't lie, The forbidden candy does tempt me. I shan't, because I would most certainly be a pain in everyone's ass, But I can imagine what it tastes like and then eat a mounds bar
:33< i cant purrlay stardew valley i booted it up once and then i blinked and thr33 days had passed :33< shit does something narsty to my thinkpan!
Are we really doing trickster stuff?.. I don't think that candy would even work on me. I'm already prone to bouts of mania. 🙄
D --> What is about to occur is so much worse than you could possibly imagine D --> Everyone is going to be infested with demons of merriment and sugar-sweetness D --> It is a beyond disgusting affair
D --> Something immensely stupid is about to happen I see
real and genuine question for the press how does a dog get ahold of a social media account and how concerned should we be about this new development on the one hand it is probably harmless and nothing to be alarmed over but on the other hand we could be looking at the start of a new uprising of dogcentric dogciety in which dogs begin to slowly rise up and take over all online communications until you realize youve been vastly outnumbered and the tables have been turned against you and suddenly youre not holding the leash anymore
good morning everypony today i'll be trying to backread my following feed again and inevitably have to open one of the talky scratches posts in a new tab so i dont lose my place
isnt that like the half agree one or something like the sort of not really button screw it im still sticking to my guns that was definitely intentionally the right pick
no no trust me im very aware of which buttons im pressing am i fully aware of their corresponding troll implications maybe not but fuck it we ball
xXx *T3H HUNTR3SS L3TZ OUT A MIGHTY SIGH... WH3N WILL DA MOST MIGHTI3ZT OF HUNT3RS NOTIZ3 H3R....* xXx #vagu3posting.... #j3ffdakill3r<3333
:33< all these cr33pypasta guys just make meow want to write more nicepastas
Jeff the Sorry
]-[==]> I am not sure how I feel about that statement.
]-[==]> Please consider talking to a professional about your mental health instead of turning to substances.
DRINK SOME FAYGO AND YOU'LL !!! CHEER RIGHT UP !!!
im not even horny jerking off is just my default activity when im bored now i literally broke my dick #nsfw
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Psst! EWE there! Yes! Yes, you! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd still love ya if ewe were a wigglepest...I'd find a nice 'n shaded lump 'o soil...pack it full 'o dirt 'n nutrients...'n see to it ya got plenty 'o enrichment, 'n lovely little diversions to wriggle 'bout 'n play with... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd visit every day I could...to read t'ya...t'bring ya snacks...t'check 'n make sure yain't dryin' up all sizzled-like on the hardtar...I'd miss ya a whole bunch... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> But I care like water!!! 'n water...shifts t'the shape 'n form 'o the container that holds it...!!! And your shape, pal, 's a wrigglepest!!!
Hey! :( Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I miss an hour on this site and Jax is saying something about bullying.
iT HAS COME, tO MY ATTENTION FROM, sOME CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AND, cONFIDANTS THAT, iT MAY BE UNWISE FOR ME TO ATTEND dAY 4 OF, #eRIDANwEEK, oN ACCOUNT OF, mE GETTING, iNJURED ON THE LAST THREE DAYS IN A ROW, aND WHILE i APPRECIATE, tHE CONCERN i JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT TO, aLL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS THAT, i WILL BE GOING, tO dAY 4, wHICH HAS THE rUMBLE IN, tHE pUMPKIN pATCH, tHROWNDOWN, mANLY gUYS fIGHT cLUB, eVENT AND, i WOULD NOT MISS SEEING THOSE, tHREE GREASY BOYS, dUKE IT OUT, fOR THE WORLD, nOW, nOT TO BE ALARMED, eVEN THOUGH i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE" #sPLASHzONE (tHIS IS THANKS TO, sOME COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS GIFTED TO ME BY, tHE EVENT HOLDERS, tHEMSELVES, oR i GUESS, nOT SO MUCH GIFTED AS, gIFTED TO, oNE OF THEIR FRIENDS, wHO DIDN'T WANT IT, aND THEN GIFTED IT TO ME FOR, a NOMINAL FEE, nOW, wHERE WAS i, oH YEAH, i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE," #sPLASHzONE BUT AM TAKING ALL THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO KEEP MYSELF, sAFE AND, nOT SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT AS, mOST OF THE PATIENTS THERE DO NOT SEEM TO ENJOY MY PRESENCE, sO IT IS PROBABLY BEST, nOT TO BOTHER THEM, nOW, i WILL BE WEARING, tHE FINEST IN GOGGLE, tECHNOLOGY THAT, i BOUGHT FROM THE cAEGAR sTORE, tO PROTECT MY OCULAR GLOBES FROM, eRRANT GLOBS OF SWEAT AND, vEGETABLE OIL, aND, i HAVE OBTAINED, a BULLETPROOF VEST, tHAT i AM SURE, iF IT CAN STOP, hIGH POWERED BALLISTICS IT, cAN PROTECT ME FROM ANYTHING ELSE, tHAT MIGHT OCCUR, oN nIGHT fOUR SO, i WOULD LIKE, tO SEE YOU TRY, tO KEEP MY #eRIDANwEEK SPIRIT DOWN, uNIVERSE BECAUSE, nO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, tAVROS nITRAM WILL, aLWAYS SIT BACK UP! #iNSPIRATIONAL
√(I've seen this happen before. #personal)²
clocked in someone free me smh
The worst thing about having access to modern day internet is now I know what a labubu is.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ How do the lot of you grapple with the idea of paradox space? I know it comes easy for a good chunk of ‘y… but i find it hard to not think about it. So many different worlds out there… don’t know what’s worse, the concept there’s another me out there or there isn’t one at all. ]
((Lowkey keep forgetting that rechitting is a thing
Dreams of excessive violence are normal, but ≈hy am I fighting the unkno≈able terrors in my dreams? And ≈hy not pirates? Think it's the booze.
oh! looks like i missed april fools! oops! :B
uuuggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1'm sooooooooooooo fr34k1ng booorrr333dddd wh4t th3 h3ll!!! >8/
and no i did not actually eat the peanut butter sandwich! i made it, but i just cut a piece out of it. i thought it would be a neat april fools joke if i were to make a sandwich i was deliberately allergic to while Normal Posting and then an hour later i am like this. https://c.tenor.com/TgKw9WbHBKYAAAAC/tenor.gif #peanutbuttersandwich
i BELIEVE, iN MIRACLES, }:)
nO i WAS NOT, #tAKENfROMbEHIND AT #eRIDANwEEK, iT WAS, a, #fULLfRONTALaSSAULT TO, mY FACE, aND BODY,
tHANK YOU, fOR YOUR SUPPORT IN THESE, cONCUSSED TIMES,
sHOVEL,
i HAVE BEEN, gRIEVOUSLY INJURED, oN NIGHT 3, oF, #eRIDANwEEK, tHUS, cONTINUING MY STREAK, i HAD, pOSTED, tOO EARLY, bEFORE,
I think I’m going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch. And no, don’t pretend I said sunbutter, I mean it this time. #peanutbuttersandwich!
my knee, ow.
is it really a friendship if you arent intimately familiar with each others masturbation habits? #nsfw
Mammals. Primates given the curse of knowledge. Stubborn and uncomfortable creatures who 'other' even their own kin. In a way. Humans and Trolls are just the same story told from a different lens. There is so much overlap that it makes it hard to believe our existences aren't intrinsically tied to one another in some "grand scheme". Not to say I am a.. Particularly superstitious in my inclinations. ...I am rambling. Sorry.
I brimg grawe tidimgs with me upom my emtry to this site. Mamy hawe already made attempts at "foolimg" me, ewem withim the few mimutes of browsimg simce I created a profile! You fools are wery lucky that my mighty secomd sight does mot fall upom you. Dom't bother tryimg to "fool" me agaim! I, the greatest mimd simce the First Imcarmatiom, Crowbeak Allblack, am umfoolable amd imfallible. You hawe beem warmed! Maimtaim your distamce, or burm im the imky darkmess of my soul ewermore. #please #caw
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
i'M SORRY, gAMGAM,
aWW MAN, aND i COULD, rEALLY USE ONE, rIGHT ABOUT NOW! wELL, tHANKS ANYWAYS, gAMZEE, i MEAN, gAMGAM,
hOW DO i COLLECT, tHE MINT, pLEASE,
tHEY FORGOT THE SALT PACKETS,
i THINK THEY, fORGOT ME, iN THE MEDICAL TENT, aT #eRIDANwEEK,
i HAVE NOT SEEN, aNY CONCRETE INFORMATION ON, tHE LIFE OR DEATH, sTATUS OF tROLLBAMA, sO, pLEASE DO NOT SPREAD, mISINFORMATION, uNTIL, wE GET WORD FROM,,, wHO IS THE ONE WHO, rEPORTS ON, tHIS KIND, oF STUFF?
watching some human make a mushroom stew right now and I really wanna reach through the screen and take it from her. Oooohhh it looks so yummy. I can make my own soup though. I'm powerful enough for that.
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Everyone fixin' to deserves t'be fixed! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YES! Even YOU! The person readin' this! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Happiness ought t'be in EVERYONE'S daggum inventory! Marked on every character sheet! No matter the quest it takes t'find it! The journey will getcha there, even if ya don't find quite what yer hopin' for!
It d9es n9t s9und very fun, n9. 9ut I supp9se it is difficult n9t t9 feel the... what d9 pe9ple call it? F9M9?
Girl, they're going to re-educate me (Uh) #EridanWweek
nah i'll be fInE i got my own mEthOds. hurts lIkE a bitch thOUgh.
god fUckIn damn it right when i thOUght i was gEttIn OUt gUnshOt wOUnd frEE #eridanweek
i cam3, i 2aw, i .. oh god.. oh fuck oh god fuck i gotta g3t out of h3r3
TH3Y 4R3 SP1NN1NG TR0LL BRUN0 M4RS L1K3 4 C3NTR1FUG3 #M4Y1C0M3
They're hurting me (HURTING ME) Swwinging me (HURTING ME) #MayICome #EridanWweek
Owwwwww! #EridanWweek #MayICome
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < OF COURSE IT COUNTS!!! You don't need no fancypants label to prop up on a lil pin or wave around on the end of a stick t'be somebuggy that matters, d'ya? Yer kickflips don't gotta be the sidequest t'the character customization screen, cuz yer never required t'be all the way sure to know you're lookin...! It's in the quest log, where it oughta be! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < This day's about YOU too, and don'tcha ferget it!!! Yer a fantastic "butch" (good word fer ewe!!!!!) and the fact ya use ANY pronoun makes ya a multiclasser for the eras!!!!! What a rich assortment 'o proficiencies 'n attributes!!! Mark "INSPIRATION" on that there character sheet, you've more than earned it for bein' such an inspirin' sort!!!
tHEY'RE SPINNING HIM, bY HIS ANKLES, iT LOOKS KIND OF FUN, aCTUALLY, bUT NOOOOOO SAVE HIIM!!!!!!! #eRIDANwEEK #mAYicOME
yeah, had a feeling something like that would happen. it doesn't make me any less disappointed. i think now is a good time to be taking a sabbatical from chittr for the rest of the week. see you in, like, an hour or so once i get bored and impulsively hop back on to doomscroll.
(Uh) Julioh HELP ME (HELP, GIRLLLL) #MayICome #EridanWweek
Oww oww oww, OWwWwWwWw, ooh! (Uh) #MayICome
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek THEY KIDNAPPED TROLL BRUNO MARS AND ERIDAN ]
this party.sucks #eridanweek
[ MEEMAW GAMGAM has been KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. ] #eridanweek
I FUCKING!!!! HATE ALL THE HIGHERBLOODS
i was such.... a BAD friend........ all he wanted was 4 me to watch him twirl & twist around all sexy n grinning n stuff....... https://i.ibb.co/Y7ZGwdF0/image.png
tHEY FUCKING SHOT HIM, #eRIDANwEEK
tHANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN BUT, tHERE ARE MORE PRESSING MATTERS, nOW LIKE, tHE DEATH OF tROLL, bRUNO mARS, aND- oH MY GOD i FORGOT, tO GET tROLL cHER, tO SIGN MY HORNS, nO,,,!!!!
IDDDDKT T_T
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
I am once again in mourning.
Arachnid Lusi Are All Fun And Games Until Your Scorpion Father Accidentally Stings And Paralyzes Your Friend For Startling Them. Such Is Life. #feedingthemtohimnow #nouseinwastinggoodfood #gore
I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN, BUT I AM MUCH TOUGHER THAN YOU GIVE ME CREDIT FOR! NOT ONCE HAVE I EVER BEEN PUT INTO A RISKY SITUATION WHEN OFFERING MY HELP TO ANOTHER.
BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE IS IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE?! I CANNOT JUST STAND IDLY BY WHILE AN INNOCENT SOUL SUFFERS AMONGST THE FESTIVITIES!
OKAY THE SOUND HAPPENED AGAIN. I'M GROWING INCREASINGLY CONCERNED. DO I NEED TO INVESTIGATE? #ERIDANWEEK
JUST HEARD A CONCERNINGLY LOUD SOUND FROM OUTSIDE THE VENUE. I HOPE NOBODY WAS HURT!
...#iwasthere when troll michael jackson got shot at #eridanweek ~~0o
How are you people already perishing. Time for a crowdheal. Lift up your hands and bask in the ichor of the gods.
mY EARS, aRE BLEEDING A LITTLE, iS THAT NORMAL FOR, mARVUS, pERFORMANCES? #eRIDANwEEK #icAME
tHANK YOU TO @ABHORRENTgOVERNING FOR THE, aRT BASE! #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nsfw HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DBFB58FB1287.PNG
Fuck!ng h@te my ne!ghbor. P/ott!ng the!r downf@// @tm.
eggs i love you but please tell me this isnt you saying you put butter in my shoes
sometimes i regret being internet literate. why are we talking about the alpha/omega thing
Translating some of these quirks makes me feel like an archaeologist discovering a long-dead civilization and making sense of their chicken scratch.
Died again today :(! #dead #died #mauled
I look back to my das)(board to see castism on goldbloods. #glubglubsig)(