♦ pitied by @tenaciousCorvid
FUUUCK oh no I'm going unconscious and SHIT I need that mouth to mouth resuccitaction or whatever it's all going DARK USE TONGUE
D---> It's all fun and games until you realize suddenly it's almost 9pm, where did the time go?
meowbeast people are cool, but i don't really seem to get along with the beasts themselves. owch.
The whole perk of not be1ng meat was supposed to be not gett1ng s1ck. The fuck 1s th1s?
Γ sεεm tθ hαvε lεαrnεd sθmεthιng nεw αbθμt thιs wεbsιtε. Δccθrdιng tθ μsεr kαrmαDαggεr, thιs wεbsιtε ιs αblε tθ cθmmμnιcαtε αcrθss μnιvεrsεs αnd pεrhαps, εvεn dιmεnsιθns. Γ shαll rεfrαιn frθm mαkιng αssμmptιθns ιn thε fμtμrε.
𓂃ֶָ֢ GUYS TWELL MWE UR BST PICK UP LINWES IM GOING ON A DATWE 0_0
I Am Going To Become Unpleasant If I Don't Eat Something In The Next Ten Minutes.
It's only just occurred to me how greasy my hair is, a shower most definitely won't fix me but right now but it will certainly help.
O-> Mildly Miserable Abo+ut My Smo+king Sessio+n Resulting In Being, Riled Up. 😵💫 #nsfw #substance
have two 2hower but iit’2 2o boriing alone.
eyela2he2 are 2uppo2ed to protect my eye2 from debrii2 but what’2 protectiing my eye2 from the la2he2?
-I-f -I- say -I- want to k-i-ss you... Wou-l-d you accept me or...? OUGH who am -I- k-i-dd-i-ng (>~<)
xx_chchow_needz_a_pain_pill_and_a_kissy_on_da_head_xx
..THE AIRS GOTTEN COLDER, COLDER THAN IVE FELT. THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
wwhat do you call a popular fish... a...a star fish.. ahaha...wweh...
...i wonder if...i will ever meet a human...some day... ...a rustblood...can never traverse the cosmos...but a girl...can dream...big dreams...(.ᐟ)
༻𐫱༺ A𝒽 🌻 🌻 🌻 Relatively sspeaking 🌻 One of t𝒽e sscientisstss at t𝒽e laboratory ssaid I came back wrong 🌻 Like a more primal verssion of a troll 🌻 Sstill 🌻 It 𝒽ass been a few ssweepss 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
༻𐫱༺ 𝒽ow interessting 🌻 I ended up wit𝒽 no teet𝒽 after I became a rainbow drinker 🌻 Jusst 𝒽ave t𝒽e probossciss now 🌻 T𝒽e new sstructure makess it 𝒽ard to emote 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
My huskphone only takes photos in black and white. This is both convenient and inconvenient. No I will not be getting a new one.
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < the cat is out of the bag 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < despite my furequent fureak purrsting i have maybe b33n a little too shy to fur real tango yet 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < and yes!!! i know!! i am too old to be shy 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < but fur now my freak hours remain yearny nonsense as my desipurr builds and builds 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < no heat required im clawing at the walls h33h33 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mewnifest some confidence fur me purrlease kitties of chittpurr 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < and maybe a romeowntic to sw33p me off my paws slash to be swept off their paws
I JUST WOKE UP FROM A LATE NAP AND I'M SHAKING LIKE AN ELDERLY BARKBEAST AND MY HEARTRATE IS THROUGH THE ROOF. I HATE BEING CHRONICALLY ILL BECAUSE I WAKE UP LIKE THIS EVERY DAMN TIME.
i vwould join the trend and say "im casper" but im dealing vwith a vwhole other slewv of problems right nowv
ggggmmmmuuuuhhhhgggg_i_really_need_someone_to_come_just_drape_themselves_across_me_like_a_weighted_blanket_._brain_too_loudddd
idk what trickster shit is or why people are having mixed reactions on it but trickery sounds fun
ill not be fooled by your INSOLENT ATTEMPTS to appeal to me GO AWAY.. im not your friend
Take heed, denizens of chittr. Taking aim upon thy quarry by targeting their chastity as some form of shamefull trait? This is Not It.
ok 1 guess everyone who sa1d allerg1es before can be v1nd1cated you were r1ght 1 thought 1t was someth1ng else
I'm sorry, I feel bad now. 8888(
What was that...?? I am having trouble finding a quiz that WON'T steal my INFORMATION. THEY'RE ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!!!!! THEY'RE GOING TO USE THOSE QUESTIONS AGAINST ME!!!!!!
fuck my pan hurts l1ke a b1tch
What was that...?? GOREGLE DOT COM. Am I AROMANTIC quiz.
WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN HATCHED WITG SPLIT MANDIBLES FUCK
people are really harssh when you dont know certain thingss.. itss not my fault right?
SOMETIMES YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT YOU'VE MATURED, THAT YOU'VE IMPROVED, WHEN IN REALITY YOU ARE STILL THE SAME FLAILING, HELPLESS WRIGGLER THAT YOU WERE SWEEPS AGO. THE ONE THAT RUINS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES. ANYWAY 30 MINUTES OF FUNNY MEOWBEAST VIDEOS
ofc its #yuriday and i didnt know smh
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i d0 n0t mind exp1aining tthingz. but it tturnz 0ut it iz a 1itt1e hard tt0 ttry and figure 0ut h0w tt0 exp1ain tt0 a human what a he1m meanz. ezpecia11y with0ut tthem zaying immediate1y tthat y0u zh0u1d be freed. [END MESSAGE]
rrrrghhh im so BOREDDDD i want 2 play a game but idk watttttt uuugh ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡
D --> Even if they were fake, which they are not, I would hope my fond regard of hoofbeasts would be enough to let them stay real.
Mostly that few people are aware just how old of a woman I am. Perhaps I should go back to keeping my emoticon usage to a minimum.
Sometimes, though I doubt some would believe it, my feet do get sore. I'm an old woman after all. ;)
st0p askin me shit i got n0fin to d0 with this and im keepin it that way. i d0nt wanna rule over nomoby and thats n0t changin. get it thru yo thick skulls #meenahcoup #vent
every time i get arrogant and try to do anything without my stupid cane i end up on the floor. then i try again next time i feel slightly okay. that being said i cant fucking get up.
gods i;m so hot ;(
i already miss trollbama i want him back as prez already
tHaT OlD GoAt rEaLlY ToOk a gRuB AnD FuCkEd iT Up hUh. CoUlDa jUsT LeFt mY AsS In tHe cAvErNs. (o:
Hey if you guys were mad at me you'd tell me right
I just got here and my boss ruined my score he hates seeing women succeed against men.
I’M THE PRESIDENT.
I kind 9f miss my friends, n9w that I think a69ut it.
I 8etter not 8e getting haunted AGAIN.
I Can Not Talk To Girls For The Life Of Me
Uh oh...
MY haands hurt so baad, why aam I doing this to myself?
I am noot loosing any fight because i can't die a virgin
innn the haunted house ohhmy god theghosts are here oh my god aaaaghhh aaaaa aaaaa help HELP haunted house scppooky oh my gold im scarerred #scared
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https://cdn.iimgchest.com/fiiles/bf03b1a86b13.png -Eheheheheh thiis iis so -EXCIITIING ((-Ediit of an iimage by Captoriian))
c< i lOve s2ppiNg 2 taKe a breaK ON My walK, OpeNiNg CHittr, aNd reMeMberiNg wHy i dONt dO tHat OfteN >c
h/)w t/) seem g/)/)d at understanding em/)ti/)ns #help
:33 < i gotta admit, whenever these beach parties and stuffs happen… :33 < i just cant bring myself to go swimming. im really afraid of d33p water XSS :33 < what if i drown in front of everyone?? id look like weakie mcweak flailing in the water!
theres uum.. kinnd of a lot happenninng.. im goinng to go back to my sennsory deprivationn block nnow.. goodbye for nnow everyonne..
wwwwhen it gets this hummmmid in the office you can smmmmell the despair in every block instead of mmmmost of themmmm
#SoSorryICouldntWarnYouSooner
#DontScrollDown #YouDontWannaSeeWhatCasperPosted
>>| well. just go crazy .i guess. .i have my little friends .and you may have your little friends. just two moths. singing .in my mind. for .about .uhhh .an hour. #crazy
why the actual fuck am ii 2eeiing helm2man propaganda on my tiimeliine. fuck that 2hiit ii am not falliing for that 2hiit no matter who a2k2. iit2 not a noble job tiitle iit2 2lavery. liike actual liiteral fuckiing 2lavery. dont try two dre22 iit up liike a job iit2 not a job. fuck job2. dont make me get a job.
GOG. GETTING INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH ME ON *MY* SPECIAL DAY IS ONE WAY TO RUIN MY GOOD MOOD.
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I wonder -zzt- if there's a -zzt- way -zzt- to help the helmed -zzt- goldbloods -zzt- who -zzt- are stuck with the Empire...
I JUST GOT CALLED A FUCKING SLUR.
FUUUUCK WHY DO I FEEL BAD NOW.
LOOKS DOWN AT THE FLOOR AND KICKS A ROCK. \:B
...I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP THAT HABIT THOUGH.
IT IS A BAD HABIT THAT I CARRIED OVER FROM WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND STILL LIVING ON ALTERNIA...SOMEONE GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE.
OW. OW I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED MY WATER TOO HARD FUCK OW HOW DO I EVEN DO THAT FUCK ME
people hate fun joy and whimsy nowadays and it shows >X3
cant even lie, a small sense of urges to kiss someone is there VERY small it is EASY to overcome hahahahaha
- Say say say my name! - I don't care about all that beforan and alternian stuff; I lived during the Limeblood classwipe, got murdered myself, actually! Maybe I'll talk about it in excruciating detail later! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
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i DO NOT need SLEEP. I DO NOT NEED IT. NEITHER DO I NEED FRIENDS.
😥😥
2leepy..
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ooof!! fleas are the worst!!
=oXO okay okay we,re good¡ laying down on the floor for a bit because i,m' very exhausted now but i,ll be fine after i take a moment to breathe and stuff¡¡¡ worst parts all over it,s just a short walk from here to the path that leads to town we can literally see it' all good' phew'''' https://64'media'tumblr'com/74b1c4cb69b8e49c3da694ebf2161901/3a1fcebf3255aa44-6f/s2048x3072/878eaa292a88a6746468b1121c35062f99ce695e'png #antpics =oXO
Too many motherfu¢ka$$$ talkin ¢razy on here today! Y’all hurtin my damn head!
﹏𓂁﹏ Ugh, wwhere is the ovverride lock in this thing. ﹏𓂁﹏
∻Recipe said chill in the fridge f☢r ☢ne h☢ur but I'm g☢ing t☢ be h☢nest it's getting real c☢ld in here∻
ok gonna go see karkat for the first time since getting pseudo revived wish me luck my ass needs it
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-<@consequentlyOblique dude are you up what the hell is going on why has my moirail blocked me and why is there an evil version of me>-
be♊︎ng chewed out for delay♊︎ng our 2h♊︎p.. ☺️☺️
[SCHEDULED POST] K--<so for the record i didnt fake my own death. that was real. i died. it hurt a lot, presumably. hic genuinely did send me to death. you should still feel bad for me because i got killed badly. the possibility of being resurrected doesn't erase how bad you should feel for me being killed. it probably hurt real bad. //#death #icdeath
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ WORSE thing about being fucking ME is trying to make bro puns into bunny puns. Fish pun? Finking easy. Do I loch like the god dame G.O.A.T Bugs Bunny? Yes. But I DON'T GOT THAT SPARK. he's tricker and I got that chaotic strider shit anemone This chud life just isn't fare dawg. ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
try♊︎n ♊︎t2 be2t..
capta♊︎n com♊︎n ♊︎n hot..
uh oh..
<why d0es every0ne here seem 70 ha7e me? Well......a7 leas7 my r0b07 #myr0b07 d0esn'7 ha7e me!!/>
i dont discLLose the supernaturaLL investigation organisation i work for because if our LLegaLL team finds out i might have to start 🤢🤢🤢 representing the company 🤮🤮🤮
Ha2 anyone 2aiid anythiing iintere2tiing at all thii2 cycle? II feel liike my miindpan ha2 2u2taiined great damage ju2t attemptiing two diige2t the ma22iive amount of randomly depo2iited word2 iin the feed the la2t 6 hour2, and whiile there ii2 plenty two piity or mediiate, there doe2n't appear two be anythiing fun or 2ub2tantiive. II'm not mad or anythiing, ju2t dii2appoiinted. Goiing back two playiing miinecraft, perhap2 partake iin 2ome 2ub2tance2, and put 2ome grubtube viideo2 two watch iin the background.
♯showofh&s ♯doyoustillikeme
AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK!
This game fucking sucks, when does it get good https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/5a/74/ee5a748668789c60c7064975d3f398e2.jpg
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gOREGLE AND PLEASE ACTUALLY, uSE gOREGLE THIS TIME, oPEN INCOGNITO TAB, aO3 CREATOR GOD FANDOM, rPF tAVROS nITRAM vRISKA sERKET FLUFF,
no bc why did my bro get a cool ass name and im stuck here with fucking strider
♱ I fare right well this night, and pray all others do likewise. This realm appeareth, thus far, untainted by sin.
im turning decrepit theres no other explanation for my back going numb randomly
>+. WHAT AN INCREDIBLE WAY TO LEARN REPLIES DON'T FALL UNDER A READMORE CUTAWAY .+<
this is kinda lame so i might nuke this later but i really was not feeling good tonight saw some bad shit and it freaked me out but bro helped me calm down and was oddly sweet about it until a couple hours ago i couldnt tell you when he last hugged me or if he ever really did i dunno if hes getting old and soft or if he just felt like humoring me tonight but either way it was nice hes asleep now im happy
From browsing this website. I have learned of the concept of "ragebaiting". Leaving deliberately inflammatory statements on a post! To incite anger in another troll. A concept I woUld assUme to be very effective when coUrting someone in pitch! BUt. UnUsUal to leave sUch comments on posts that draw no ire. Which is why I am confUsed! Someone tried to "ragebait" on my fUn fact chitt. Unless! They really did not like the naUtilUs. A shame! I think they're qUite adorable.・・・𝛾
_ Alternate selves are likely, Given tHe way timelines are. If I were to meet one of me, I tHink I would pity Him in a stranGe way. THere wouldn't really be a reason to interact otHer tHan for science. _ I Have mixed feelinGs on tHe subject.
laika was a soviet space dog who was one of the first animals in space and the first to orbit the earth. a stray mongrel from the streets of moscow, she flew aboard the sputnik 2 spacecraft, launched into low orbit on 3 november 1957. as the technology to re-enter the atmosphere had not yet been developed, laika's survival was never expected. she died by overheating hours into the flight, on the craft's fourth orbit. #vaugeposting
Phy-si-cal hard-ware is some-thing I've ne-ver learned, al-though I would like to (May-be E-qui-us would know some-thing....)
With as com-mon as gold-bloods are, you'd think hear sponge de-vi-ces that ac-tu-al-ly fit ones like mine would be more a-vai-la-ble....
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SOMETIMES HAUNTING SHADOWS WILL WEAR THE FACES OF YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT AND MOVE ON LIKE ITS FINE.
my neighbour's and.the surrounding neighhood. have all moved away fromme
"tornado how'd you not know that i was flirting?" i used to get asked out as a prank in high school solely to be made fun of. i cannot trust any of you hoes.
JUst cleaaned the hive https://i.postimg.cc/JnVSf16g/hive-cleaaned.png
[ >THE WIZARD HATH CONTRACTED RABIES ONCE AND IT ONLY PROVED TO MAKETH HER STRONGER_ ]
D--> Yet...another....husktop has been.... claimed by the sudden jettison.... of....my raw....liquid....c001ing solution.
c< yeaH, NOt fuN! >c
[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do i feel so awful
they dont let me fight knight any more in account of my.frail bones
i used all the milk 4 choccy milk and now i hace 2 eat my ceral dyr
~I lO~ve when I'm swimming ar~Ound and I see a wO~rm I eat that shit right up but I HATE when it's ~On a hO~Ok that hurties :'(~
HAHA! UHM! Pizza hut is ☘︎n fire!!! but my b☘︎ss t☘︎ld me t☘︎ tell every☘︎ne that ALL PIZZAS!!!! ARE 50% ☘︎FF!!! GET EM BEF☘︎RE THEY'RE CRISP AND ASHY!!!!! AHah AH HHAHAAH AH A. fuck my life..
apparent1y if y0u d0 n0t z1eep y0ur b0dy wi11 eventua11y f0rce y0u t0. anyway. he110 again chittr.
my life is a fucking nightmar//AND//IM//HERE//AS//WELL//shut the fuck up already. what the hell. case and fucking point i guess.
pendant might post sometimes. it works through my hands. ill never escape its torment. who am i without its influence. anyway. deal with it. be cool.
I completely sailed past w)(atever was going on t)(is website for a few days, work will do t)(at to you 3|D Is Lord -Englis)( dead yet? 150 users online, surely one of you )(ave done it?
Sig)(, must I do everyt)(ing around )(ere...
,,,that fucking,,,meowbea$t,,,better be gone when i get back to my hive,,,later,,,
Why are there people from TF2 beefing in my mentions right now. I'm the fucking President. I have a trebuchet. I have LALONDES.
AUGGH. LESSON LEARNED: DON'T STAY OUT IN THE EARTH SUN TOO LONG??? I'M FUCKING SUNBURNT!!!
FOR FUCKS SAKE, STOP USING IMGUR! I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE THIS PISSES OFF BEYOND BELIEF- HELLOOOO? MY VERSION OF EARTH-C CAN'T SEE THAT SHIT! HAVE WE NOT GOTTEN A FUCKING CLUE BY NOW?!
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GETTHISOFFOFME
THATS SO MUCH WORSE!
***THERES BONES IN ME!??!?!***
JusT FounD OuT ThE MooN IS NoT ReaL MucH TO ThinK AbouT 🟩
If thiS iS the current trenD then I'm GOinG tO SeriOuSLy cOntempLate GOinG OffLine.
If I ↄ=Can't breed a robot beↄ=Cause they ""don't have wombs"" then I don't know what the hell the point is of ANYTHING anymore. #nsfw
... people talking about pitch stuff makes me wonder if that friend of an old friend knew what she was doing.
i wnt a hug bt sick and idk if im contagous or not
Thinking about what My Life might have been like if I grew up around more Trolls then Humans. I can't even Read what Should be my Native Tongues Writtings.
Ough body owi32
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I would like to humbly request any individuals attempting to “explode my bulge” with their “mind” to cease. I don’t even know what that means, but I would appreciate it if you stopped. I need that
mituna is here again, and he bought his mime. :/ mfs its midlight.
I MisS BeinG A FamouS GruBTubeR AnD MoviE StaR :( ❎
I'm too bony for cuddles I guess. #tragedy
ẅ̵͕̫́h̶̥̉̕y̸̳̲̌͘ ̴͙͆̀ḓ̶̽̈́ị̸̘̉d̴̬̑͗i̶̧̯̍ ̴͚͈̎͝y̴̧͚͋͑o̴̻͌̏u̷̩̥͒̿ò̸̥ ̷̺̘̆m̵̯̊ä̷̼́ķ̵̦̃̚e̴̱͇̅ ̶̝͝m̵͈͙̋ē̴̍Ι ̵̨̮̑ḿ̸̫̫o̶̺̒́t̶͚͗͑h̷͖̩̒͐ĕ̸̳̘̚r̵͖̄?̴͎̙̒̕ ̴̟̽ṯ̵̻̈́͛o̷͖̿̈́ ̵̺̎s̸͇͉͘u̴̞̪͊f̸̯͈̂͠f̴̢̗̂̈́ë̸̢̘́r̶̼̮̀͂?̴̩̻͛ ̴͍̏̅ț̸͈͒ò̵̱̉ ̶̹̃͛i̵̦͎̇n̵̮͐͑f̸̧͈̽̕l̶̨̀͊ĭ̴͙͝c̸͓̔̊t̴̡̰̾ ̶̣͆͘p̷͎̐̋a̴̙̰̐̉i̶̞͒͗ṋ̷͈̌?̷̘̿̇ ̶̗̈́̈́a̷̺͆m̷̢͔̍ ̴͖͔̿͘ḭ̶̮͗.̷͖́̚.̷̬͝.̵̪͔͝.̵̯͙̎̕ ̵̓́Ιả̴͔̽͜ ̸͐Ιg̷̹̔͑i̵̺̻̽r̸̀̿Ι̗l̸̤̃͠?̸̯͑
w̵̋Ιh̶̘̽a̷̧͂t̴̜͗ ̵̱̌ḯ̵̭s̶͇͝ ̸̬̈ ̷̦̉à̷̳ ̴̠͗#̸͈̈́ẗ̶̰ä̴̝v̸̲͗r̷̖̃o̷̥̓š̶͖ ̶͉̄d̷̻͛ō̷̡e̸̞̓s̶͉̔ ̶͔̽i̴̠̓ṯ̸͆ ̸̦̕m̴̮͠ḁ̴̋k̴̝̽ȇ̷͓ ̷̮̀t̷̖̀h̵̺̎é̷̻ ̸̩̀h̸̜̀u̵̔͜r̸̭̿t̵̯̀ ̸̡̏ŝ̸͕t̵͙̀ọ̷̈p̴͒͜
yEAh yEAh EveryonE's AlwAys so fUckIn sUrprisEd yes mOtherfuckEr it's gOOd. EveryonE's a pussy on hErE i swEAr to god.
I cannot pen a haiku to convey the emotions stirring within my breast. Frustration.
OKAY SO SINCE I FRACTURED MY ARM I GOTTA TYPE WITH ONE HAND!!! KINDA SUCKS THOUGH BECAUSE I CAN'T JERK IT TO SAUCY VIDEOS ON MY PALMHUSK FOR A BIT! XO( I'LL BE OKAY THOUGH HOMIES!!! (#NSFW BECAUSE I MENTIONED TOUCHING MASELF)
I hOneStLy truLy DiDn't think anyOne wOuLD faLL fOr that. Matter Of fact I haD a much mOre eLabOrate Lie pLanneD Out fOr Later tOniGht. If I'D knOwn yOu aLL wOuLD faLL fOr SOmethinG that eaSy I wOuLD have juSt typeD "Die" anD mOveD On with my Day.
OOh my goog this idioot cloown slipped and fell and fractured his arm!!! He toold me "At least I didn't break my jerking arm!". I'm happy he's ookay but he has soome serioous pain toolerance. Maybe that pain coonverts too pleasure I dunnoo. -n-""
I SLIPPED AND FELL
Every time the rain isn't acidic I have too tell my friend too noot run aroound in it coompletely naked. OOf coourse this dooesn't woork and I toold myself too stoop trying but it's a habit... -n-"
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you FINALLY get secure in your feellings and someone throws not a wrench, but llike. a frag full of ball bearings into your machinery. AGH!
im really envious of people who are effortlessly pretty like roxy rose and aradia
I did co+nsider it. But my Matesprit is a bit o+f a 'bo+o+kwo+rm'.
While climbing, Jake and I were BURIED IN AN AVALANCHE! As ghosts who cannot perish due to hypothermia, we simply had to eat our way out, Very Hungry Caterpillar style. We attempted to administer the memory of some blue raspberry syrup on our neverending snowcones, but the impact was minimal. :( It was my fault. I told him a joke so hysterical he disrupted the shifting snowbanks with his raucous laughter. Still! No better way to spend two hours than munching slush with your best pal!
:33< im still a little sick if mew care
ii am 2o niice,, you 2hould liike my po2t2.. =ΣB]
la2t po2t canceled,, you guy2 wwere 2uppo2ed twwo hate iit..
fUN NIGHT BUT, sORE, aGAIN, aHA, iT'S HARD MANAGING BOTH THE #HUNT AND MY #tRAININGaRC AT ONCE,
okay genuinely getting pissed the fuck off. like full stop, no mopey mannerisms or sarcasm at the end gonna throw knives at shit until i feel better or whatever idfk #vent
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა Hi⁀hello! hey! i⁀dont⁀know⁀if⁀i⁀ha(V)e⁀time⁀on⁀my⁀route, but⁀in⁀curious⁀about⁀the⁀fighting⁀knight! is⁀she⁀cool? does⁀she⁀ha(V)e⁀a⁀sword?
:33< *the mighty huntress coughs so hard she passes out*
#FUCK #MYWIRERESERVES
yes... i am a pr0ud havwer 0f ra8ies.
◌ I've retrieved my palmhusk after swearaing to take it way for the night. I don't know who Trollbama is but I mourn for the loss of a powerful figure wh was clearly well rspectd by all I'm being reminded to put my palmhusk away again ⧂
:33< #sickgirl! :33< t33h33 #physicallysick! :33< t33h33 #if33llikeshit! :33< t33h33!
:33< wheres a bear im gonna take down a bear with my bare hands! :33< i am strong and powpurrfur!!!
:33< ugh this sickness is making meow weak and pawthetic!!! :33< i should go hunt something with my bare hands!!!
Hey. Don't let her do that somebody talk her out of go|x|ng hunt|x|ng w|x|th her bare hands wh|x|le she has a 101 temp.
Just googled Alternia. Really fucked up ya'll live like that. Or something.
the mu2♊︎c ♊︎2 not help♊︎ng.. ♊︎t ♊︎2 not enr♊︎ched enough..
:33< how to kill cold with nyathing but bare hands -ai
:33< im siiiiick mew have to be nice to meooooow!!! :33< mew have to show meow kindness and love!
THIS IS NOT AN OFFICAL DRIP TIP BUT I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT THE MOON IS NOT REAL! IT CANT BE! ITS JUST THE BACK OF THE SUN!
♊︎rr♊︎table now..
thra2h♊︎ng ♊︎t2 w♊︎re2 around..
c< accOrdiNg 2 a frieNd Of MiNe, tHey dONt eveN get 2 cHOOse, sHits is wild >c
WTF just founD: out humans usually have to pi:Ck between a bulge anD: a nook??? Horrifying... #nsfw
Think I got enough caffeine in my veins to get a vampires heart to start beating again.
Upset because there is river water in my socks. :(
i wwant someone to fuck me so hard i forget im depressed #nsfw
kkept mo.ving
c< Of cOurse! always Here 2 Help >c
c< if yOu ever Need sOMeONe 2 swiNg at, just 2 let sOMe Of tHat aNger Out, ive aN OpeN dOOr 4 ya >c
(◕ ᴥ ◕) some people can be so mean on this platform... (╥ ᴥ ╥) fraimi's mistake for trying to spread love...
WHY DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WANT ME TO POST ABOUT DICK???? YES I LOVE COCK BUT WHAT THE HELL? #nsfw
tRIPPED WHILE TRYING TO LAY DOWN, aCCIDENTALLY SHATTERED A PRIZE HEIRLOOM PLATE, pASSED DOWN TO ME FROM, mY LATE LUSUS,
>+. THERE'S A LOT OF HOT AND COOL WOMEN ON THIS WEBSITE. UNFORTUNATELY. I AM A COWARD .+<
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fEEl lIkE i got my fUckIn sOUl sUckEd OUt and my blOodpushEr rEplacEd. but we kEEp fUckIn mOvIng. fInAl frIdAy chAllengE: fat fuck frIdAy. i hAvE to get to the nEarEst wAfflE hIvE. and fast.
please stop comparing me to girls and fem stuff. i'm not asking cause i hate wvomen. i'm trans, it's making me uncomfortable. it's not funny.
⋙ HELL⏱ ℃hittr! Left fight night, I've never been s⏱ s℃ared in my life despite being in the ba℃kgr⏱und. Remind me t⏱ never g⏱ there again, g⏱⏱d g⏱lly!!!...🖉
> THEYRE PUTT1NG GLURP1 1N DA R1NG #f1ghtn1ght <
⋙ HELL⏱ ℃hittr! I'VE MADE IT T⏱ FIGHT NIGHT I'M S⏱ S℃ARED. H⏱pefully I ℃an just blend int⏱ the ba℃k ⏱f the ℃r⏱wd.........🖉
✿ ok. i need a sandwich. to calm me down. im rageful. da purple kind of rageful. so liek. watch out. dont test me. today a bad day to mess wid da Glurp
✿ guys . take down dat post. wat ever u can do to take dat post down. DO IT. i rechitted it so u guys can report it
I SEE YOU ALL PITYING MY CHIT AS IF THERE’S SOMETHING TO PITY. MY QUADRANTS ARE ****NOT**** A FUCKING MESS THANK YOU, YOU CAN MOVE ALONG, IT’S FINE, GO BACK TO CHITTING WHATEVER HOOFBEAST SHIT YOU WERE GOING TO CHIT OUT INTO THE VOID.
D --> I missed the five blissful minutes Cronus was banned
chrII2t on a fuckIIn bIIke VVhere2 the damn ganderbulb bleach.
I am so fucking tired of living in this house I love my mothers dearly of course But it's incredibly exhausting to have to repeatedly justify my life choices Such as Moving out #vent
I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY.
try not to get cru2hed under the heel a 2omeone2 boot for publIIcly declarIIn youre the 2IIze of a du2tmIIte.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST CAUSED AN INTERPLANETARY INCIDENT AT THE TROLLHORN STEAKHOUSE. IF YOU SAW ME, NUH-UH, NO YOU DIDN'T.
allright dog i got nothing in my tank for my alleged finall chitt before i die so llets hope meenah was wrong, bc for once this cargobuggy all outta fllammablle engine flluid
((god damn it the auto quirk. i did not expect it to do that im gonna explode
damn that'2 actually kIInda 2hIIt for a fIIr2t po2t. fumbled IIt fIIr2t flIIppIIn' try mIIght a2 VVell rIIght. II'll be VVaIItIIn front and center IIn the pIIllory fIIxtured rIIght IIn the center a toVVn a2 II apathetIIcally aVVaIIt the IIncomIIn raIIn of rotten tomatoe2.
For those of you without lusii or fathers, I would like to extend an offer to fill that role for you. This also extends to those of you with lackluster or subpar lusii or fathers. To my fellow trolls: I bring you a carcass I hunted for meat, and the indecipherable shrieks we are all so accustomed to understand as the tone of profound pity reserved for only the youngest and smallest of us. To my human children, I offer you a firm pat on the back, and an inquiry on if you would like to play catch before dinner. Perhaps even a statement of pride in your success and tenacity to make it as far as you have.
Watching the sun rise under the wavves ⚜ ⚜ ⚜ it is, admittedly, a lonely feeling
I take a seat for two minutes, and the cat falls asleep in my lap. I had work I was gonna do. Fuck me.
You can combat hhh anxiety spirals by simply not thhhinking, did you know hhhhhh hhh hhhhhh Yaaaaay! #tipsfromwhhhenihhhadthhherapy #butmaybedontquotemeonthhhat
i HAVE BEEN MEANING TO WORK ON SOMETHING, fOR THE PAST THREE HOURS, bUT KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED, bUT THIS IS IMPORTANT, oH HEY THERE IDLE GAME TAB, lET ME JUST LOOK AT YOU, rEALLY QUICK,,,
// I hate taking any test gang 5 mins with ADHD is like 20 minutes GHHSDG
0h this test is l0ng and i d0 n0t havwe the attenti0n span 4 this D:zzzz ugh i am a c0mplainer n0t a quiter th0
You people are freaks I’m not doing that.
WHY WOULD THE WIZARD DO THIS #Why
???am preening and prettiest feather fall out??? ???hated unfairly??? ???universe evil???
Dirk stop overthinking shit challenge. (Impossible.)
I mi22 2wimming man I wi2h I w3r3nt th3 Trollian v3r2ion of an anchor
I really oughd do pardicipade in #allcolorsweek , Bud I haven'd god someone do dake a picdure widh. I was honesdly hoping do see everyone else embrace dhe concepd so I could live vicariously, Bud so far? Only Vandas... Maybe id's due do dhe high amound of Aldernians on dhe side.
they think my goo (#mygoo) is all fun and games until they get it on them and suddenly they <ant move anymore
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tHERE ARE BETTER WAYS, tO GO ABOUT SUCH A THING,
i DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO DIE, iN PAIN AND SUFFERING, tHAT IS ONE OF MY BIG, rEGRETS, }:(
my mind iZ a beautiful and vaZt ocean and youre wearing riding the innertube of ignorance
ZpeaK for yourZelf my mind iZ a vaZt and beautiful ocean full of wonder and excitement and hey did anyone elZe feel Zomething bump into the Zubmarine
♯mynormal
hey my fucking bad okay, i thought i could use the stinking word. the kid with the nubby horns told me
"Hello we are the IRS and we know exactly how much money you owe us. Sometimes we even owe you money. We're not going to tell you, though. You have to figure that out for yourself. Also, if you get the number wrong, you go to jail." Fuck you.
Oh god, there's outside outside.
-^Got bit by a f∇cking fish now I'm lightheaded. Maybe this'll be the thing to finally do it. Say yo∇r goodbyes while yo∇ still can.^-
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Noticing it's called the Battle of The Bands but the Equestia Girls aren't there? In fact, where are The Dazzlings? ]
i wish i could drink cesium but i'm being told in no uncertain terms that that would be bad for me forever. It just looks so pretty.... Why would they make something pretty if it isn't for your mouth?
Im getting a little tired of the voice in my head calling me a homosexual!
whenever i get anxious i whine like those puppy dog noises. which is weird because im human!!! but im away from home for tonight and im scared :( i'm trying to just draw to keep the bad feelings away ... /ᐠ,- -マ
i miss when my friend wasnt in jail and we were all just motherfucking laughing and yelling about bad movies.
When are dhey going do make dhe sea serpend emoji dhad is dhe size of a 4x4 square of emojis?
Scrolling back on whhhat I missed, (my following only obviously hhhhhh don't care about whhhat non-hhhighhhbloods are doing) hhhhhh and it seems like it's been more quiet :( Whhhichhh hhhhhh... I guess is good because I wasn't hhhere but also bad because... I want hhhhhh... to read hhhighhhblood posting more...
i alwways talk sense
So I'm at th' edge of th' woods. Trrees arre definitely bleeding. Therre's some weirrd ass symbols carrved herre and somethin' definitely just said my name.
every0ne dies s0meday. except me.
♯poolchemicals in ♯youryou
yesss sit at a weird angle and instead of fixing your posture crack your neck. thats what i need to be doinggggggg
fog update: back. at my hive. it is still. foggy. found. a third page. also. with. a slip. of. unfamiliar currency. attached. to it.
Please stop stealing my shoelaces, I only have so many.
°⚬°⚬〇 l⚬wkey was chilling until i realized that maybe having fl〇aties ⚬n y〇ur arms and legs might n⚬t be the best idea when y〇u're in the water. i had t〇 get s⚬me⚬ne else t⚬ help me. erm, embarrasing... 〇°⚬°⚬
What's a guy gotta do to get to 10k kull around here? I'm saying the stupidest shit I can muster all the damn time.
tbh i wish it was as simPLe here on #earthc. it's a deLicate baLance between the greys and rainbows!
✿ this is fukked up guys i am a person too not just a celebrity u can call twinklebutt as u please
:33< clowns with squirty flowpurrs :33< i got a flowpurr mew can squirt anya time ;33c :33< #nsfw #imsorry
with the way some of you post I'm surprised nobody's gotten their name stolen by the fae
i feel like the spirit of this is to tag it as #cannibalism but i think that only counts if you're eating the same species as yourself this is my insane post and i will forget about it in like a week https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/food_chain.png
i have too many damn tabs open
i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES, i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES, i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES, i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES, i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES,
dont tell anoyone but i secretly suck at survival horror games *anyone
D --> I was lying I will not be able to lean into it, by the way D --> Housekeeping is one of the most noble professions I can imagine D --> I would not besmirch my staff, my matesprits cafe staff, or my own 100sus by distilling their role or any related role down to some arbitrary se%001 component D --> I shall continue to appreciate all sides of them
i really hate the sentiment but i like the self-awareness and honesty perplexing
this quiz is broken btw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9902ae55a5c.png #nsfw
uGH, tHIS IS JUST WHAT HAPPENS, wHEN i EXPRESS MY FEELINGS AND, uPSETTING ON, tHINGS,
NOT ENOUGH CUTE LITTLE YELLOWBLOODS IN MY MESSAGES.
UGH 1 JU57 8L3W 0U7 7H3 51D3 0F MY FUCKG1N H1V3 83C4U53 1 5N33Z3D 4LL 7H3 07H3R C45735 WH0 74LK 480U7 W4N71NG P510N1C5 4R3 8ULL5H1771NG
Lotta hat3r2 round h3r3
i THINK, iT IS TAKEN FOR GRANTED THAT, i DON'T REALLY REACT TO, oR MAYBE THAT INSULTS, gO OVER MY HEAD, aND, gENERALLY, iT IS NOT THAT i DO NOT UNDERSTAND, aND MORE THAT i AM JUST, tRYING TO BE THE BIGGER TROLL, aND BE NICE, bECAUSE, i THINK IF YOU GOT TO KNOW ME BETTER, tHEN MAYBE, yOU WOULD NOT WANT TO SAY MEAN THINGS TO ME, aND i DO NOT PLAN ON CHANGING, tHIS PART OF WHO i AM, bUT, sOMETIMES i THINK IT DOES ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO JUST, KEEP LAYING IT ON, aSSUMING THAT BECAUSE i'M NOT VISIBLY MAD, tHAT IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING TO ME, bUT, i'M NOT AN IDIOT,
I CANN DO ANNYTHINNG!!! FVCK THE GOVE- ///[THIS HAS BEENN CENNSORED]\\\
I mean, yeah, it's actually pretty fuckin' predictable. A bunch of traumatized teenagers are gonna have fucked up brains, it happened during some pretty core formative years. I'd be more surprised to hear of a timeline where none of us had them, if anything. And vaguely horrified. Can you imagine a Dirk with nothing wrong in their brain?
i was wondering why im so stressed today and then i rememred that basically evryone that played sburb wound up with some mental illness i mean idk if it was like that for everyone as in other versions of us but it was here for the versions of everyone i know irl
Moose, lusus or otherwise, are not eager to be ridden. #ididnottrytoridealan #iwatchedsomeoneelsetrytoridealan #cringe
{this is an automated reply dirky helped me set up in case of emergencies but dont worry ill prolly be fine!}
ignore my last post the zombie or whatever is INSIDE MY HOUSE
I actually truly madly deeply don't ever want to be chased through the woods. If I am ever in a scenario where I am being chased through the woods I have to assume that everyone I know and love is dead, and girl, I am not gonna be left behind.
^don't even worry about it he's fine this is like his second time getting his phone taken away in as many days because he does too much>
A good and proper troll has a quirk. And that's why my quirk, and you probably didn't notice at first, is that I never shut the fuck up. That's it. That's my quirk. I just can't stop saying shit. All the time. #help
◄◦▫║CѦSPΣR IS GѺING TѺ GѺ TѺUCH GRѦSS FѺR Ѧ LITTLΣ WHILΣ.║▫◦►
just talked shit about a customer not realizing someone was in the store fml if i get fired today’s the day
lIsTeN ThE DiGiTaL CiRcUs iS On sOmE HaRd tImEs sO... YoU WaNnA BuY A VoWeL?
// OH YES, oh yeah he lied 100%. I TOTALLY FORGOT HE POSTED THAT.
and they hated my h0les. :(
this isn't a g00d sign https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/64457ed0e1dc08e7a8f8081c9af9ea6e/eacaf4ac82328462-48/s75x75_c1/2c6a051ec223c6e48c5537423e5503857c18afe4.png
i changed my ic0n 2 my face. talk 2 me i d0nt 8ite.
sh0uld i change my ic0n 2 my face? i think the skull is 0ff-putting :u n0 0ne talks 2 me.
my ic0n is s0 c00l th0. 8ut dang zz8(
i already changed it s0 its c00l may8e vwhen m0re pe0ple talk 2 me i can change it 8ack. zz:(
that is a good turn of phrase. i think you have saved nne fronn nny troll nnitski spiral.
THIS WEBSITE IS RELEGATED TO LIGHT MODE FOR ME UNTIL SOME OF YOU LEARN TO HAVE TEXT COLORS READABLE ON A DARK MONITOR. NOT MUCH HOPE THAT SHIT THOUGH, IS THERE?
feel free to message me or WE....i dont think i'm going anywhere in a.....long while
i need to stress that my mom has me with her in her Submarine doing research in the Mariana trench...i literally have nothing else to do other than to look out at the Things that flutter in the propeller fans and watch these Absolute fucking Godless creatures just aimlessly wander the dark looking for food
wITHOUT THE POWER OF, #eRIDANwEEK, tHE HORNY POSTERS, rISE,,, bE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR,,,
my mission is a su{{ess. unfortunately i am {overed in bees. they are upset.
The ꫂ❁roblem with my number one weakness being ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le calling me cute is that I kinda AM cute. So they don't even need to know it's my weakness to do it. I'll be defeated in no time ❣︎
I want.
@WARIOEPICfAN hEY jACK bRINNER, mY TRUSTED, fRIEND AND CONFIDANT, hOW DID YOU FIND OUT, oR DECIDE YOU WERE, oR ARE, a THEY?
Does~ Anyone~ Know~ Any~ Good~ Rustblood~ Exorcists?~ I’m~ Tired~ Of~ My~ Alarm~ Clock~ Being~ The~ Ghost~ That~ Throws~ Mugs~ At~ Me,~ And~ I’m~ Running~ Out~ Of~ Mugs.~
i followed my bloodpuZher to get with a guy my type and im Ztarting to thinK i need a better type >X/ #divorced #allmyvbucKZgone
WHAT IS A "DILF".
wAIT, i FLEW,
Hope~ You've~ All~ Eaten~ Today,~ Even~ If~ It's~ Just~ Something~ You~ Found~ On~ The~ Ground.~
WH3R3 1S TR0LL BRUN0 M4RS 1S H3 S4F3???? 1S H3 4LR1GHT??? #3R1D4NW33K
look ouTT2iide everyTThiing covered iin aTT lea2TT a fooTT of 2now ii canTT waiiTT 2 be kepTT up by TThe fuck-off obnoxiiou2 noii2e2 from TThe plow2 laTTer -_-
eVERYONE NEEDS, tO STOP BEING, sO NICE, TO ME,
oH GOD i DON'T, eVEN WANT TO BE, aWAKE, iS THIS WHAT, a HANGOVER, iS, #SUBSTANCES
i SURE LOVE BEING, a COOL TOUGH MANLY, gUY, wHO IS COOL AND TOUGH, aND, mANLY,
yeah sorry to break the news to you buddy. good LLuck
COW TIPPED,
i am debating just grabbing essentials and moving out again. but at the same time i can't tell if this guy is about to die or if they are just knocked out. like i feel a bloodpusher pulse but they could have been poisoned, or the blunt force trauma may have been severe to cause internal thinksponge damage. i don't think the culler will frequent this area again for a bit, if they're smart that is. but again, i don't know. the guy could have just decided to fall down that hole thinking it wasn't as deep as it was and got knocked out. i guess i'll drag him back to my hidey hole and see if he wakes up but idk. gog. fuck. fuck.
i DID GET HURT, sORRY, i HIT MY HEAD AND, pASSED OUT AND NOW, i DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, bUT i HAVE MANY NOTIFICATIONS,
hOW TO PRIVATE cHITTR ACOUNT, pLEASE, gOREGLE, iT'S URGENT,
:33< oppened my sketchbook to find a little spidpurr who panicked and ran away :(( :33< that so furked up i love spidpurrs!
I won't lie, The forbidden candy does tempt me. I shan't, because I would most certainly be a pain in everyone's ass, But I can imagine what it tastes like and then eat a mounds bar
:33< i cant purrlay stardew valley i booted it up once and then i blinked and thr33 days had passed :33< shit does something narsty to my thinkpan!
Are we really doing trickster stuff?.. I don't think that candy would even work on me. I'm already prone to bouts of mania. 🙄
D --> What is about to occur is so much worse than you could possibly imagine D --> Everyone is going to be infested with demons of merriment and sugar-sweetness D --> It is a beyond disgusting affair
D --> Something immensely stupid is about to happen I see
:33< tummyache :((
good morning everypony today i'll be trying to backread my following feed again and inevitably have to open one of the talky scratches posts in a new tab so i dont lose my place
xXx *T3H HUNTR3SS L3TZ OUT A MIGHTY SIGH... WH3N WILL DA MOST MIGHTI3ZT OF HUNT3RS NOTIZ3 H3R....* xXx #vagu3posting.... #j3ffdakill3r<3333
:33< all these cr33pypasta guys just make meow want to write more nicepastas
Jeff the Sorry
DRINK SOME FAYGO AND YOU'LL !!! CHEER RIGHT UP !!!
dang it i keep missing all the fun :/
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Psst! EWE there! Yes! Yes, you! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd still love ya if ewe were a wigglepest...I'd find a nice 'n shaded lump 'o soil...pack it full 'o dirt 'n nutrients...'n see to it ya got plenty 'o enrichment, 'n lovely little diversions to wriggle 'bout 'n play with... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd visit every day I could...to read t'ya...t'bring ya snacks...t'check 'n make sure yain't dryin' up all sizzled-like on the hardtar...I'd miss ya a whole bunch... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> But I care like water!!! 'n water...shifts t'the shape 'n form 'o the container that holds it...!!! And your shape, pal, 's a wrigglepest!!!
google, show me images
Hey! :( Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
yOu wAnT A HoRsE? i cAn gEt yOu a hOrSe hErE! HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/Jy06Uf3.PnG
I miss an hour on this site and Jax is saying something about bullying.
iT HAS COME, tO MY ATTENTION FROM, sOME CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AND, cONFIDANTS THAT, iT MAY BE UNWISE FOR ME TO ATTEND dAY 4 OF, #eRIDANwEEK, oN ACCOUNT OF, mE GETTING, iNJURED ON THE LAST THREE DAYS IN A ROW, aND WHILE i APPRECIATE, tHE CONCERN i JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT TO, aLL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS THAT, i WILL BE GOING, tO dAY 4, wHICH HAS THE rUMBLE IN, tHE pUMPKIN pATCH, tHROWNDOWN, mANLY gUYS fIGHT cLUB, eVENT AND, i WOULD NOT MISS SEEING THOSE, tHREE GREASY BOYS, dUKE IT OUT, fOR THE WORLD, nOW, nOT TO BE ALARMED, eVEN THOUGH i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE" #sPLASHzONE (tHIS IS THANKS TO, sOME COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS GIFTED TO ME BY, tHE EVENT HOLDERS, tHEMSELVES, oR i GUESS, nOT SO MUCH GIFTED AS, gIFTED TO, oNE OF THEIR FRIENDS, wHO DIDN'T WANT IT, aND THEN GIFTED IT TO ME FOR, a NOMINAL FEE, nOW, wHERE WAS i, oH YEAH, i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE," #sPLASHzONE BUT AM TAKING ALL THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO KEEP MYSELF, sAFE AND, nOT SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT AS, mOST OF THE PATIENTS THERE DO NOT SEEM TO ENJOY MY PRESENCE, sO IT IS PROBABLY BEST, nOT TO BOTHER THEM, nOW, i WILL BE WEARING, tHE FINEST IN GOGGLE, tECHNOLOGY THAT, i BOUGHT FROM THE cAEGAR sTORE, tO PROTECT MY OCULAR GLOBES FROM, eRRANT GLOBS OF SWEAT AND, vEGETABLE OIL, aND, i HAVE OBTAINED, a BULLETPROOF VEST, tHAT i AM SURE, iF IT CAN STOP, hIGH POWERED BALLISTICS IT, cAN PROTECT ME FROM ANYTHING ELSE, tHAT MIGHT OCCUR, oN nIGHT fOUR SO, i WOULD LIKE, tO SEE YOU TRY, tO KEEP MY #eRIDANwEEK SPIRIT DOWN, uNIVERSE BECAUSE, nO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, tAVROS nITRAM WILL, aLWAYS SIT BACK UP! #iNSPIRATIONAL
√(I've seen this happen before. #personal)²
clocked in someone free me smh
ANYWAY YOUR RATING IS STILL 0/10.
The worst thing about having access to modern day internet is now I know what a labubu is.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ How do the lot of you grapple with the idea of paradox space? I know it comes easy for a good chunk of ‘y… but i find it hard to not think about it. So many different worlds out there… don’t know what’s worse, the concept there’s another me out there or there isn’t one at all. ]
((Lowkey keep forgetting that rechitting is a thing
Dreams of excessive violence are normal, but ≈hy am I fighting the unkno≈able terrors in my dreams? And ≈hy not pirates? Think it's the booze.
oh! looks like i missed april fools! oops! :B
uuuggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1'm sooooooooooooo fr34k1ng booorrr333dddd wh4t th3 h3ll!!! >8/
and no i did not actually eat the peanut butter sandwich! i made it, but i just cut a piece out of it. i thought it would be a neat april fools joke if i were to make a sandwich i was deliberately allergic to while Normal Posting and then an hour later i am like this. https://c.tenor.com/TgKw9WbHBKYAAAAC/tenor.gif #peanutbuttersandwich
i BELIEVE, iN MIRACLES, }:)
nO i WAS NOT, #tAKENfROMbEHIND AT #eRIDANwEEK, iT WAS, a, #fULLfRONTALaSSAULT TO, mY FACE, aND BODY,
tHANK YOU, fOR YOUR SUPPORT IN THESE, cONCUSSED TIMES,
sHOVEL,
i HAVE BEEN, gRIEVOUSLY INJURED, oN NIGHT 3, oF, #eRIDANwEEK, tHUS, cONTINUING MY STREAK, i HAD, pOSTED, tOO EARLY, bEFORE,
I think I’m going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch. And no, don’t pretend I said sunbutter, I mean it this time. #peanutbuttersandwich!
my knee, ow.
is it really a friendship if you arent intimately familiar with each others masturbation habits? #nsfw
Mammals. Primates given the curse of knowledge. Stubborn and uncomfortable creatures who 'other' even their own kin. In a way. Humans and Trolls are just the same story told from a different lens. There is so much overlap that it makes it hard to believe our existences aren't intrinsically tied to one another in some "grand scheme". Not to say I am a.. Particularly superstitious in my inclinations. ...I am rambling. Sorry.
I brimg grawe tidimgs with me upom my emtry to this site. Mamy hawe already made attempts at "foolimg" me, ewem withim the few mimutes of browsimg simce I created a profile! You fools are wery lucky that my mighty secomd sight does mot fall upom you. Dom't bother tryimg to "fool" me agaim! I, the greatest mimd simce the First Imcarmatiom, Crowbeak Allblack, am umfoolable amd imfallible. You hawe beem warmed! Maimtaim your distamce, or burm im the imky darkmess of my soul ewermore. #please #caw
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
i'M SORRY, gAMGAM,
aWW MAN, aND i COULD, rEALLY USE ONE, rIGHT ABOUT NOW! wELL, tHANKS ANYWAYS, gAMZEE, i MEAN, gAMGAM,
hOW DO i COLLECT, tHE MINT, pLEASE,
tHEY FORGOT THE SALT PACKETS,
i THINK THEY, fORGOT ME, iN THE MEDICAL TENT, aT #eRIDANwEEK,
i HAVE NOT SEEN, aNY CONCRETE INFORMATION ON, tHE LIFE OR DEATH, sTATUS OF tROLLBAMA, sO, pLEASE DO NOT SPREAD, mISINFORMATION, uNTIL, wE GET WORD FROM,,, wHO IS THE ONE WHO, rEPORTS ON, tHIS KIND, oF STUFF?
watching some human make a mushroom stew right now and I really wanna reach through the screen and take it from her. Oooohhh it looks so yummy. I can make my own soup though. I'm powerful enough for that.
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Everyone fixin' to deserves t'be fixed! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YES! Even YOU! The person readin' this! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Happiness ought t'be in EVERYONE'S daggum inventory! Marked on every character sheet! No matter the quest it takes t'find it! The journey will getcha there, even if ya don't find quite what yer hopin' for!
Girl, they're going to re-educate me (Uh) #EridanWweek
nah i'll be fInE i got my own mEthOds. hurts lIkE a bitch thOUgh.
god fUckIn damn it right when i thOUght i was gEttIn OUt gUnshOt wOUnd frEE #eridanweek
i cam3, i 2aw, i .. oh god.. oh fuck oh god fuck i gotta g3t out of h3r3
TH3Y 4R3 SP1NN1NG TR0LL BRUN0 M4RS L1K3 4 C3NTR1FUG3 #M4Y1C0M3
They're hurting me (HURTING ME) Swwinging me (HURTING ME) #MayICome #EridanWweek
Owwwwww! #EridanWweek #MayICome
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < OF COURSE IT COUNTS!!! You don't need no fancypants label to prop up on a lil pin or wave around on the end of a stick t'be somebuggy that matters, d'ya? Yer kickflips don't gotta be the sidequest t'the character customization screen, cuz yer never required t'be all the way sure to know you're lookin...! It's in the quest log, where it oughta be! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < This day's about YOU too, and don'tcha ferget it!!! Yer a fantastic "butch" (good word fer ewe!!!!!) and the fact ya use ANY pronoun makes ya a multiclasser for the eras!!!!! What a rich assortment 'o proficiencies 'n attributes!!! Mark "INSPIRATION" on that there character sheet, you've more than earned it for bein' such an inspirin' sort!!!
tHEY'RE SPINNING HIM, bY HIS ANKLES, iT LOOKS KIND OF FUN, aCTUALLY, bUT NOOOOOO SAVE HIIM!!!!!!! #eRIDANwEEK #mAYicOME
yeah, had a feeling something like that would happen. it doesn't make me any less disappointed. i think now is a good time to be taking a sabbatical from chittr for the rest of the week. see you in, like, an hour or so once i get bored and impulsively hop back on to doomscroll.
(Uh) Julioh HELP ME (HELP, GIRLLLL) #MayICome #EridanWweek
Oww oww oww, OWwWwWwWw, ooh! (Uh) #MayICome
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek THEY KIDNAPPED TROLL BRUNO MARS AND ERIDAN ]
this party.sucks #eridanweek
[ MEEMAW GAMGAM has been KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. ] #eridanweek
I FUCKING!!!! HATE ALL THE HIGHERBLOODS
i was such.... a BAD friend........ all he wanted was 4 me to watch him twirl & twist around all sexy n grinning n stuff....... https://i.ibb.co/Y7ZGwdF0/image.png
tHEY FUCKING SHOT HIM, #eRIDANwEEK
tHANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN BUT, tHERE ARE MORE PRESSING MATTERS, nOW LIKE, tHE DEATH OF tROLL, bRUNO mARS, aND- oH MY GOD i FORGOT, tO GET tROLL cHER, tO SIGN MY HORNS, nO,,,!!!!
IDDDDKT T_T
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
I am once again in mourning.
Arachnid Lusi Are All Fun And Games Until Your Scorpion Father Accidentally Stings And Paralyzes Your Friend For Startling Them. Such Is Life. #feedingthemtohimnow #nouseinwastinggoodfood #gore
I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN, BUT I AM MUCH TOUGHER THAN YOU GIVE ME CREDIT FOR! NOT ONCE HAVE I EVER BEEN PUT INTO A RISKY SITUATION WHEN OFFERING MY HELP TO ANOTHER.
BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE IS IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE?! I CANNOT JUST STAND IDLY BY WHILE AN INNOCENT SOUL SUFFERS AMONGST THE FESTIVITIES!
OKAY THE SOUND HAPPENED AGAIN. I'M GROWING INCREASINGLY CONCERNED. DO I NEED TO INVESTIGATE? #ERIDANWEEK
JUST HEARD A CONCERNINGLY LOUD SOUND FROM OUTSIDE THE VENUE. I HOPE NOBODY WAS HURT!
...#iwasthere when troll michael jackson got shot at #eridanweek ~~0o
TUMMYACHE :(
Why is there a ballpit at #eridanweek ..
How are you people already perishing. Time for a crowdheal. Lift up your hands and bask in the ichor of the gods.
oH,
mY EARS, aRE BLEEDING A LITTLE, iS THAT NORMAL FOR, mARVUS, pERFORMANCES? #eRIDANwEEK #icAME
tHANK YOU TO @ABHORRENTgOVERNING FOR THE, aRT BASE! #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nsfw HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DBFB58FB1287.PNG
Fuck!ng h@te my ne!ghbor. P/ott!ng the!r downf@// @tm.
my shoes
( ;_; ) i do. i do wear light blue vans.
eggs i love you but please tell me this isnt you saying you put butter in my shoes
sometimes i regret being internet literate. why are we talking about the alpha/omega thing
Translating some of these quirks makes me feel like an archaeologist discovering a long-dead civilization and making sense of their chicken scratch.
Died again today :(! #dead #died #mauled
I look back to my das)(board to see castism on goldbloods. #glubglubsig)(