Cybele Aprell
@tenaciousCorvid
\ sk8r tr0ll for l1fe!! / \ any pr0n0uns / ((all art by corvidoodle on toyhouse/tumblr unless stated otherwise))
\ 1nd1g0es and purples are hell t0 read 0n dark m0de. J:/ g0tta adjust each pr0f1le 1nd1v1dually /
I knoow right? Thoought we all had soome basic text cooloor etiquette but ooh well let's make it impoossible too read
\ 1 was w0nder1ng why all the nepetas are be1ng m0re v10lently cha0t1c than usual, but then 1 remembered sh1tpeta’s 0n vacat10n s0 they’re pr0bably p1ck1ng up the slack /
:33 < someone's gotta pick up the dirty work ameownd here
\ 1 sh0uldn’t have l0gged 1nt0 ch1ttr 0n my palmhusk. n0w 1m g0nna be scr0ll1ng when 1 sh0uldn’t be /
\ c0rv1d ch1cks d0 N0T l00k l1ke cluckbeast ch1cks!! they d0n't even l00k REM0TELY s1m1lar! n0t all featherbeast ch1cks l00k the same! they're n0t all fluffballs! / \ 1 just saw that damn ph0t0sh0pped 1mage 0f a y0ung "c0rv1d" that's actually a cluckbeast. 1t was c1rculat1ng sweeps ag0. 1'm s00 fuck1ng t1red 0f 1t /
yea its fucked up when people think all birds look the exact same
\ 0k bef0re 1 h1t the sl1me 1 just g0tta *puts a d0ll0p 0f jam 1n y0ur encl0sure* /
Thank y⚣u what kind ⚣f jam is it #hungryp⚣sting
\ l0ve lad1es and sk8 / \ that's all 1 kn0w /
\ w1ld that m0re tr0lls aren't bug-l1ke. m0st tr0lls 1n my t1mel1ne have spl1t mand1bles and m0re pr0m1nent face ch1t1n. 1t 0nly makes sense / \ maybe 1 sh0uld sh0w that 0ff s0met1me? 1 dunn0 1f 1t'll scare any0ne /
WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN HATCHED WITG SPLIT MANDIBLES FUCK
\ sh11111t my k1smes1s 1s tak1ng her-t1me. 0n #yur1day 0f all days? 1 mean n0 shade t0 her sh1t happens but FUCK n0w 1 g0tta f1nd an0ther w0man t0 sm00ch! /
I mean I gxt fxur smxxches lined up, mxre than welcxme tx jxin the line
\ y0u're s0 n1ceys 0///0 1 w0uld l1ke t0 j01n the l1ne please /
\ 0h sh1t 1t's yur1 day? why d1dn't anyb0dy tell me????? /
\ n0t street smart n0t b00k smart but a secret th1rd th1ng / \ sup1d /
\ 1ts always "t1ck t0ck" w1th th0se guys. 1 kn0w ur supp0sed t0 be crypt1c and sh1t but 1t stresses me 0ut J:( /
If it helps you to feel better, they tend to just say that.
(( finding out im full account blocked by chittr anonymous is really fucking funny to me idk why ))
\ gett1n 0n that gr1ndset! that be1ng gr1nd1ng ra1ls f0r s1ck tr1cks! /
\ watch1ng tw0 vers10ns 0f the same guy 1nteract 1s really funny t0 me. l1ke watch1ng th0se wr1ggler t0ys that tussle 1n an arena /
\ t1me t0 quest10n 1dent1t1es aga1n 0////0 /
\ 1 hear the feed 1s sl0w s0 1 am here t0 enterta1n!! / \ *d0es a gay l1ttle dance t0 p1ss y0u 0ff* /
\ *taps m1c* w0men h0t /
(( my dumbass only JUST figured out how to equip badges with a friends help so thank you @imJunior for the badges on Cybele, Eeybie, and Moxide!! <3 ))
\ ay0 have a s1ckass wr1ggl1ng day casper!! @ch1llerAf1c10nad0 heres t0 an0ther sweep 0f p0st1ng rand0m sh1t thats w1cked funny J:) /
If im not posting random shit... its all ogre
\ 1 sh0uld pr0bably have an 0r1g1nal p0st after th0se rech1tts. uhhhhhh / \ h0w 'b0ut them bakers? /
* oh i love bakers!! they make such yummy food <3