Rose Lalonde
@tentacleTherapist
She/her. Spoken for. [[all character art is my own]] <3 gluonGeitonogamy
[[going to OOC-ly post this one too bc i cannot justify its IC existence but i want u all to know that this was made on the very same canvas as that last IC pic #suggestive #nsfw https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/11/deforestation.png
((SHE USUALLY DOESN'T SHAVE BUT SOMETIMES A GIRLS GOTTA DO WHAT SHES GOTTA DO OKAY??? SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO SCISSOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND STUPID WITHOUT RISK OF CHAFFING! #NSFW))
[[please direct all complaints to @gluonGeitonogamy who made this executive decision
((Listen the rainforest pussy will return in no time don't you worry.))
I don't think this vast universe could have ever done me a greater kindness than it did when it threaded together @gluonGeitonogamy 's path with mine. Jade has been many things for me for a very long time: a dearly close friend, a loving girlfriend, an integral piece of my very soul. I think her a saint sometimes with her patience and understanding during those times when I can't show her my best self. I think her a goddess others when her loving but righteous hand forces me back to my senses when nothing else can. She's brilliant. She's beautiful. She's the most fantastic person I have ever or will ever meet. And to spare you any more colorful and ultimately useless adjectives or adverbs: I love her very, very much. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/11/soulmate.png
i love you too a whole bunch and i am very much not as good at expressing that as you are with this very very flattering and very very public statement of yours! but being able to meet you in person was the best thing that ever happened to me and at this point i cant imagine a future without my beautiful little flower in it to keep me company...
The other nice thing about coastal living, obviously, is being able to walk out to greet my capricious and incredibly seductive mistress, the Atlantic Ocean.
Happy National Shrimp Day. One of the nice things about living closer to the coast now, aside from everything about coastal living, is that fresh seafood isn't hard to come by. I've picked some up from our favorite monger, and I plan on making a nice shrimp scampi for lunch in celebration.
She never had much sanity left to lose, but if this results in some manner of spiral, crashout, or other dramatic spell of middle aged hysteria, it really isn't any concern of mine.
Before I do very much posting, I'd like to ask how well the block function works on this platform. Does blocking another user prevent them from seeing my page, or I am the only one spared the sight of them? Either option is useful to me, but I would greatly prefer a brick wall to a two-way mirror, especially if I am the one on the reflective side in this metaphor.
I see. This does clear things up. There's not much to be done about it, then.