Rose Lalonde
@tentacleTherapist
She/her. Spoken for. [[all character art is my own]] <3 gluonGeitonogamy
I think Cronus has finally turned me against him on account of my newly acquired familial bond towards the exact two individuals he has made posts about. I can tell you this is the case because I looked down at my hands and realized I was not only holding my gun, but holdin' it so tight my veins were showing.
thats really sweet of you uncle phil! and also a sufficient enough warning to not read whatever that post says!
I should probably be less surprised that you accepted him so quickly. But if this is keeping you from tainting your eyes with the lowest tier of drivel that the internet has yet to produce, then I can really only be grateful.
[[going to OOC-ly post this one too bc i cannot justify its IC existence but i want u all to know that this was made on the very same canvas as that last IC pic #suggestive #nsfw https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/11/deforestation.png
[[please direct all complaints to @gluonGeitonogamy who made this executive decision
sometimes in the mornings i have this weird phantom feeling like my braid has come undone and i always feel real dumb because rose is a master at taming my hair and it hasnt happened once so far! still its like shedding off a second skin when im allowed to undo it for weeks where we are only doing theoretical work instead of experimental https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc205d524fbd.png
Currently torn between demanding everyone stop what they're doing to complete the much more honorable task of telling my girlfriend that she is beautiful and insisting that they immediately avert their unworthy eyes from her perfect form.
you can absolutely do other things on this website other than say embarrassing things to and about me you know! its just me in my labcoat come on its not that impressive...
You've granted me divine visions of a goddess descended to walk the earth, and you tell me it's "not that impressive." No, I suppose in the eyes of a denizen of the heavens, heavenly beauty must seem mundane. But you cannot fault this mortal for falling in worship.
oh my god shut up youre lucky im new here so NOBODY is going to see you saying this stuff! that said since nobodys going to see this stuff i guess that means i can say youre so sweet and that i love you so so so so much and that if anyone here is the heavenly beauty its you
Even if I were to possess shame enough for the stare of a thousand eyes-- sorry, just noticed the online counter-- for the stare of two hundred and eighty eyes to matter to me-- no wait, actually. Post cancelled. Is that really it? Just one hundred and forty users? I've been to Buc-ee's with higher headcounts than that.
im sure its one of those counters for things like active users rather than people just idling on their phones or whatever also what do you mean you counted the number of people you saw at buc-ees???
It's not like I counted one by one. A cluster of five here, three there, single, double, six more at the energy drinks. It adds up fast.
im going to need you all to develop a cult following around me so i can send you all to harass my girlfriend whenever she gets too smug deal?
Would you truly want to delegate the task of knocking me down a peg? You would give that satisfaction to another? To a hoard of strange netizens? Is this some new type of "play"?
if nobody eats these strawberries in the fridge by today theyre going to go bad
Sigh. If only I could tear myself away from my knitting to go attend to that, but I'm simply too absorbed. Would that there was a beautiful woman who could come hand-feed me overripe strawberries.
oh my gooooood okay but good luck getting any knitting done while im sitting on your lap the whole time because we arent leaving until we finish all of them at least we have whip cream so you know i can cream you
Now I would say that I could just wrap my loving arms around you and knit blindly behind your back, but that sounds like a perfect way to get your wild mass of hair caught in the stitch. I will just have to concede. Put the yarn down and get creamed by my girlfriend. What a fate. #Suggestive.
Before I do very much posting, I'd like to ask how well the block function works on this platform. Does blocking another user prevent them from seeing my page, or I am the only one spared the sight of them? Either option is useful to me, but I would greatly prefer a brick wall to a two-way mirror, especially if I am the one on the reflective side in this metaphor.
I see. This does clear things up. There's not much to be done about it, then.