♦ pitied by @tentacleTherapist
For those of morbid curiousity, please welcome to my review of a Redback spider bite, the cousin of the infamous Black Widow. I strongly advise against attempting to experience this in any capacity, as it was unintentional and I am merely posting this for educational purposes. Pain: Initially 7/10, after medication, 3/10. Symptoms: Pain, swelling, tremors, elevated heart rate, nausea, pins and needles sensation in the extremities close to the envenomation site. What is most prevalent is the tremors and nausea, rather annoyingly so, as I now have been experiencing low to mid-range tremors for over an hour. You do not know how long I have been typing this to avoid misspellings from the shaking. I abhor the sensation of nausea. This particular event is not life threatening, so do not fret. I will be answering any questions you may have in the comments. #Gore ? #Substance ?
Still in triage. It's been an hour.
maybe there is some kind of link between jades who are dogs and their strange hyper libido like they go through heat or something my scientific curiosity wants me to ask a few of them but also that is so insanely embarrassing i think i would rather die than interrogate my other selves about their sex life!
so the impression im getting is that this cronus character is like the chaz of chittr they same something and you just want to strangle them
well you know me rose! i like to assume the best in people until they prove otherwise and i think uncle phil here is doing his best! besides i never had an uncle so..... :p
thats really sweet of you uncle phil! and also a sufficient enough warning to not read whatever that post says!
Fuck my stupid puppy life
((SHE USUALLY DOESN'T SHAVE BUT SOMETIMES A GIRLS GOTTA DO WHAT SHES GOTTA DO OKAY??? SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO SCISSOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND STUPID WITHOUT RISK OF CHAFFING! #NSFW))
it was a long day at the lab today these people are having trouble remembering the newtons law of gravitational force while i can recite the quantum chromodynamic gauge invariant lagrangian in my sleep! i really cant wait until i graduate next year
id ping her but shes using the same screen name we had since we were KIDS on a website with like a billion roses on it for all i know so youll just have to guess which one