OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT.
I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
I admitest not to weakness or fluster (though undeniably a factor, truth be told!) but to the very clear and ardent fact that I hadn'st the sweetest fuck what anyone is going on and on and ON about.
Pray tell, wilt someone take pity on a new user?