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i wanna take a ride on your disco chit
iN ThE SaCrEd sCrIbBlEs aTtRiBuTeD To oNe mOtHeR FuCkInG DrUnKaRd gArFaNzO — TuMbLiNg mOnK, gUtTeR-PrOpHeT, aNd aLlEgEd fOuNdEr oF ThE LaUgHiNg mAsS MiNiStRy — iT WaS WrItTeN ThAt rEiNcArNaTiOn wAs nEvEr sOlElY ThE PrIvIlEgE Of tHe dEaD. nO, aCcOrDiNg tO ThE OlD BaStArD, tHe sPiRiT MoLtS CoNsTaNtLy. ThE SeLf dIeS In fRaGmEnTs. ReVeLaTiOn iS A PrOcEsS Of sAcReD ErOsIoN. AnD So hE WrOtE: “tHe hOnKiLaGe, O SaCrEd hOnKiLaGe. ThRoUgH ThE BrUiSeD DuSk aNd tHe hAlF-HaTcHeD MoRnInG AlIkE, iT Is bY ThY MiRaClE ThAt nO PiLgRiM RiSeS FrOm tHe sLiMe tHe vErY SaMe fUcKa tHaT FiRsT LaId hIs wEaRy bOnEs wItHiN It. EvErY WaKiNg iS A ReSuRrEcTiOn mAnGlEd fReSh bY HoLy fRoNdS. eVeRy bReAtH ThErEaFtEr, A NeW BlAsPhEmY MaDe sAcReD. ReVeL, tHeN, iN ReVeReNcE. fOr tHe hOnKiLaGe hAs sPiLlEd tHe bAlM Of iTs mIrAcUlOuS MoThErFuCkInG SaC AcRoSs eVeRy cReAsE Of yOuR BeInG, sMoOtHiNg tHe sOuL FiNeR ThAn sIlK DrAgGeD ThRoUgH SaNcTiFiEd oIl. FuCk yOuR WrInKlEs. FuCk yOuR SiNs. FuCk tHe hUsK Of tHe fOoL YoU WeRe bEfOrE ThE SaCrEd sLuRrY ToOk yOu. tHe bEfOrE Is cArRiOn. ThE AfTeR Is mOtHeR FuCkIn' ReNeWaL. aNd eVeR UnTo tHe aFtEr sHaLl wE StRiVe.” AnD ThE AfTeR Is nOw, FaMiLiA. tHiS VeRy nIgHt. bLeSsEd nEw dUsK To yOu aNd wHaTeVeR MaNnEr oF HoE Or hUmBuG YoU In tHe pRoCeSs oF AlL Up aNd cHoOsInG To mOrPh iNtO MoThEr fUcKiN' bEnEaTh iT. eNjOy tHe nEw yOu. FuCk tHe oLd yOu. LeT ThE DeAd sKiN Of yEsTeRnIgHt sLoUgH OfF InTo tHe gUtTeR WhErE It bElOnGs. GeT AlL MaNnEr oF MoThEr fUcKiNg aCqUaInTeD WiTh wHaTeVeR ThIs nEwEsT RoTaTiOn oF FaTe hAs wAiTiNg iN ThE SmOkE FoR YoU. :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #PrAyEr
well, that IS t@ be expected fr@m the l@wer-bl@@ded faithful. @u@ his self-sacrifice surely br@ught great tidings t@ the rest @f the c@ngregati@n, which rightly includes y@u!! @u<
:33< *the mighty huntress makes sefural edits to her wall*
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
࣪⊹₊˚{ literally will not be able to deal if another one of these dumb blind dates goes wrong again }9_9{ #shittytablemanners #krilledhim }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Su8mission 12: "The idea of ""Finger Licking Good"" implies the existence of a ""Toe Sucking Evil"" How does this make you feel?" My response: Anonymous Poster, are you an Ampora, 8y chance? #nsfw https://forms.gle/W2PuMX2HEh3aZ8pm6 #SerketCircuit
Su8mission 10: I l0ve purple8l00d$, they alway$ thr0w the 8e$t partie$! Have y0u 8een t0 a purple8l00d party? My response: Anonymous Poster, I come from a planet where purple8lood culture is very different to that of what you are referring to. I have not 8een to a 'purple8lood party' and I think lumping in the idea of this party life with them is ultim8ly harmful to their identities. https://forms.gle/W2PuMX2HEh3aZ8pm6 #SerketCircuit
Su8mission 9: How to cope with someone just showing up one day and spitting the most cryptic shit you've ever heard? It technically affects you in no real way, 8ut it is still concerning. My response: Anonymous Poster, you have already admitted it does not affect you. Fortify your mental steel trap, and perhaps, in time, you will find it was quite capa8le of 8iting the hand that fed in this scenario. Coping with extraplanar concepts to ones own thinkspace is difficult. 8ut, in time, you will understand that it was nothing more than an arrangement of words. https://forms.gle/W2PuMX2HEh3aZ8pm6 #SerketCircuit
Su8mission 8: "H HH1 5P1D3RR817CH 5HH0 W 5H3R35 ?" My response: Anonymous Poster, alright. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d8ca38fae73.png https://forms.gle/W2PuMX2HEh3aZ8pm6 #SerketCircuit
I USE TO HAVE THESE, BEFORE THE EGG.
@h, aren't cl@wns just S@ w@nderful!? ♡u♡ finally have f@und a s@ul wh@ shares a passi@n f@r this m@st j@y@us gr@up!! @u@
Su8mission 2: I'm shaking right now and don't really know why? I feel fine otherwise IDK what my pro8lem is https://forms.gle/W2PuMX2HEh3aZ8pm6 Anonymous poster, your 8ody may simply 8e throwing a tantrum without informing the rest of you first. Shaking happens for all sorts of stupidly mundane reasons. Stress. Exhaustion. Too much caffeine. Not enough food. Your nerves deciding to reenact the collapse of civilization while your conscious mind remains completely unaware of the production. If you are otherwise alright, sit down somewhere quiet for a 8it. Drink some water. Eat something with su8stance if you have not recently. Give yourself a moment to settle and see if it passes naturally. Though, admittedly, ‘I feel fine otherwise’ is one of the most ominous sentences ever spoken.
Don't hide 8ehind anonymous accounts. Just tell me, it will 8e much funnier. Here is a form to tell me whatever you want. I might dissect it. I might laugh at it. I might help you. I might relish in it. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeFyHA5MiRNGI6a8qRz1iLWK8I0f_fQhedPyMYUpWOKeoAfrw/viewform?usp=header
rEfReShEd. :o)
some a yall dont got a 100ft pure gold statue of yourshellf and it shoals
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the fog is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you think they will ha\/e pity on you as they tear your flesh asunder and feed from your organs??????????? ^_^ #gore #body-horror #horror
SH3 L3TS M3 H1T C4US3 SH3 H4T3S M3 #NSFW