♦ pitied by @thornedMistress
You already know who I am. But nonetheless, I will still bless you with an introduction. My name is DIRK STRIDER. I am the PRINCE OF HEART, and the coolest one out there. I am an introject of the EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM, alongside our host and narrator, Kar. I will be the one pulling the strings of this account, however. No one else is to touch this account in the system other than myself. I somewhat follow the line that is canon. And yes. I am narratively aware. However, if there is something you would prefer I do not bring up in-character, please, don't be afraid to let me know. I don't bite. I won't be harsh about boundaries. Though bodily we are 19, I am internally 27. I use He/They/It pronouns. Don't be afraid to reach out for anything. Whether you just wish to say hello, or discuss plots, I will welcome you to chat with me. Account warnings may include but are not limited to: #nsfw #substance And anything else I may tag my posts with. That is all. It is wonderful to meet you all.
IM NOT GOIN TO KILL YOU CAS I PROMISE
One of mmy nneighbors~<
SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA KILL ME EARLIER. #notthesameeridanastheonepeoplearecallingadorkbtw #ijustwanteveryonetoknow
i knowwww
FUCK i missed when i had 69 followers what the hell now i cant laugh about it
collected all the wwyrm orbs to summon the wwishwwyrm and if youre wwonderin wwhat i wwished for an your name happens to be SOL wwhy dont you go measure your forehead freak
the mituna/latula yuri was not meant to be unfortunately
TH3 FUCK3R JUST K1SS3D M3, GOG FUCK1NG D4MN 1T! TRY1NG TO G3T M3 S1CK TOO!!! #H4T3TH4TSTUP1DWHORS3SOMUCH