Dirk but Squid
@timaeusTested
I got a little too silly. Yes. When I say "squid" I mean "I am a fucking horrorterror." And no, I don't care if you think my whimsy doesn't suit Dirk Strider. :)
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By the way, the Trolltism badge isn't entirely a joke. I have the social awareness of a Generic Cube sometimes. Which isn't really a horrorterror thing because I was like that before the whole "god tier" and "cosmic horrors" and all of that stuff.
Shoutout to the people hating my last Chit because they think it's funny to. :)
Oh wow do people really hate my whimsy that much? :O My Kull score is nearly twice my Kult score... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6385c49910da.png
Your existence is a question and the answer is NULL.
I like to do cat shit in a wolf form sometimes.
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Pawtism.
It's too late for you. I know your fuuuuuutuuuuuure. I'm like a shitty psychic, see?
I am the least serious Dirk Strider on this entire site.
... I think you have a very different concept of what I mean by unserious. :T
:O
*Scurries.*
*Scurries across your feed like a strange bug.*
Oh wow wait what the fuck? I only just noticed how high my kull score is. That’s hilarious, actually.
It’s not that it’s particularly high total, just that it’s funny there’s such a drastic difference to my kult score. People really hate me for being a whimsical horrorterror, I guess.
If I don’t make sense right now, that’s probably for the best. Because if I don’t make sense to me I most certainly shouldn’t make sense to everybody else right now.
… Why are different Striders getting dedicated hours *this* time?
Just because you’re a man and I’m a man doesn’t make us gay. Only makes us husbands. :)
Meow meow meow.
i thOUght yOUr nAmE sAId dirk but stUpId and was gOnnA pOInt OUt how yOU ArE IdenticAl to the rest of em but nah yOu'rE lIkE sOmE OthEr shit.
All Dirks are a little stupid. But no, I'm a horrorterror. "Squid" is just a funny way to say that many horrorterrors have a lot of tentacles. :)
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Youre taking showers wrong if soap is getting up your nose. Serious question though. By most squidy do you mean more like this https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GPdrjf-e9bA/maxresdefault.jpg or like this https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/9/96/The_Two_Faces_of_Squidward_174.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20200923005328
Neither! I mean more like this. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/1/11/Horrorterror.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20101110222008
Ahahaha wow I was so wearing the wrong colored pants. Thanks thats terrifying I wont need coffee to keep awake for the next month now.
Oh trust me, actually seeing the real thing in person is infinitely worse. :3
Yeah Im not going to doubt you on that one. I like the remnants of my sanity just the way they are. Now Grim Im sure would adore you in all your terrible glory but I dont know where mine is. I know a different version of her but with the way my luck is going you already know her too.
Oh well if you want to chat her handle is @titularTerror . Ill tell her I sent you. Shes still alive apparently so no spoilers just in case.
I can absolutely attest to the fact that he is definitely capable of being the monster under your bed. Or your sleep paralysis demon.
I think I swallowed soap.
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