♣ mediated by @timaeusTestified
oh, and all the richer we sUrely are for it.
[Absolutely ridiculous that @turntechGoghead is dragging me to Costco. Because I have extra limbs. As if he doesn't have his own assistants and simps that'd do that shit for him. I'll go for the hotted dogs, at least. I'm making him buy fifty. Minimum.]
Yeah YOU w♥︎uld call the first meeting, w♥︎uldn’t y♥︎u?
CHITTR SHADY FACT #36 • “i…really wish i was a human instead of a troll... is it just me? it just feels like they have it so easy.”
I have terrible news everyone. During last night's incident involving something called #incest between Dirk and Dave, someone broke into the hospital while we were all distracted amidst the chaos. Green Markiplier is missing. Security camera footage of the event captured this, someone seemingly sealing Green Markiplier into some form of crystal. #horror warning for frightening and potentially graphic content: https://i.imgur.com/GvysMGn.gif
probably looking weird as hell too BAHAHAHAHA
It seems my last post was quite divisive. It got one whole hate and one whole love. I've decided to change my posts to be more acceptable. I'll now only ask about opinions on things that are commonly accepted. Like, is water wet? We all know the answer to this.
damn. am i c00ked?