β ROX!!!
@tipsyGayboy
ROXY LALONDE BABEY!!!!! He/him β adult (time is too fucky i lost track) - MDNI! im not ur babysitter im like if a mad scientist nd a wizard had a babyβ¦. and the baby was gay as fuck π³οΈββ§οΈπΌ
every day i have to piss </3
Yer damn right. What do they need all that piss for anyway? We ever stop ta question that?
It's an honor ta stand side by side with a brothe-in-arms on the battlefield (urinals.)
met dirks bro for the first time . the damage is irreversible oh my god who let him look like tht
consider this a blanket statement to all rosies n daveys!!!!!!! it is TOTES ok n acceptable to call me mom dad is awesome and totally sweet i love to hear it BUT if you prefer mom ORRR slip up given im liek one of infiniite roxies (most of which r ladies) PLS dont feel bad the way i see it mom is a role n a state of mind :3 not nessecarily a gender thang
imagin a big fat wet tear in my eye rn YES BBY BOY!!!111!! daves dont usually call me dad or anythin like that so i didnt even consider...... AWW ur meltin my heart ok ok <3 lemme edit my statement
@imJunior im SO sorry to bother u again pookie u can give me a petsered junior crazystyle badge for it or smth BUT i yearn for the yaoi badge.......... also mayb any badge ft a cat iDC what its supposed to mean i just wanna see a lil critter
finally awake for realsies this time folk i swear!!!11! will be gettin to dms soon but let this post stand as a lil flag im wavin aroun that says I LOVE MY BFF DIRK STRIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
// GAZE UPON THE ROLAL KIN ONION AND WEEP!!! // https://file.garden/Z8bcEgHDZg9jLgG9/Untitled.png
((Immortal Thor/Post-AoA Loki, oh my god. I think you might be my favorite person.))
// SOMEBODY GETS THE VISION!!!!! HUZAAH!!!! Iβll never forgive the MCU for cannibalizing my fav version of Loki and I wonβt surrender the idea of trickster Roxy bc the whole rogue of void thing simply screams borderline trickster god. //
LE SIGn... the lov of bein a lalonde an the transgender yearnin to be a strider a therapist would hav a field day w me LOLL
awwwwww sure <3 ill take that BUT i also think its important to appreciate n highlight each other as individuals in this weird crazy interweb world where we can chat w alt versions of ourselves n our loved ones ykno???
im scared of the man ill become if i surrender to the shades............. oh god what if i learn to beatbox
You don't like boots and cats? And boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats.
STOPPP YOU KNOW I LOEV BOOTS N CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 omg cat boots... no GASP cats IN boots!!!!!!!
Well, you can have all the boots and cats your heart desires if you just accept the shades. They're waiting.
abt to donate blood wish me luck
i shld feel more sad about universe hoppin or smth instead i just sorta ... idk maybe its just a sign that they dont rlly need me over there
u guys CMONNNN im proud of him :( i grew him myself </3
Don't let the pitiers bring you down, Rox. They don't know what it's like, growing one homegrown and GMO-free. You ain't packing a harvest, but at least you've got your own crops.
SEE???/ THIS GUY GETS IT!!!! roxy jr is offically sponsored by the coolest guy around
idk, i'd need tw0 get better acquainted with him two f0rm an opini0n.
DOWN BOY!!1 sorry he gets excited meetin new ppl :///P
ok honesty time i did the boy rite of passage n got out the measurin tapeβ¦.. 2 INCHES!!!?!!?
readin β[user] pitied your chitβ for this one in particular is a little rough man ngl my chit </3
I'm no+t quite sure why peo+ple are pitying this. I say that's a sign o+f go+o+d pro+gress.
when ppl keep talkin abt raisin families n i gotta whip my ovaries back into line liek DOWN BOYS
im gonna hold ur orbs when i say this
Do not touch the orbs, they are activwwwve
GUESS WHOS GOT SHINY NEW BADGES BABES!!!1!!! ROLALLLL now who wants to help me earn my boykisser badge
im fadin fast folksβ¦. whoever sends me the funniest thin to wake up to wins
testin a somethin lalalalalaaaaa TEST TESTT TESTiNGG
many of u wld be shocked if u knew how often im replyin to comments while fully in da shower w my lil wrinkly fingies
Are you sure you should be focused on ch|ttr As opposed to wAsh|ng your Ass no shAde
it gets lonely </3 n usually im too lazybones to get out even aftr all da clean is squeaky
yearnin for gay shit LE SIGHHH
so true... did ya hear what i maanged to do last night at that strip poker game?
got naked with two pretty boys.... no pailing admittedly but it was nice. we just hung out and chilled... it was great {r} #nsfw #nonsexualnudity {r}
trolls i need 2 kno this is the question od the HOUR if i were a troll what caste do u think id b n why
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AWW i lov jades sm!!1 ur rite they r always dressed to the nines n some ppl view me as very maternal even 2 this day
how boat violet not QUIT-E fuchsia science + philosophy + overall nerds
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i AM a hackr!!!!! gold wldnt be CRAZYYYY idk abt indigo tho....
ok ok ok hold up they LIK-E that stuff didnt say they was any good
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