♦ pitied by @tipsyGayboy
#ThePissourgeoisie #pissuminati
you just need to find your own!
afternoon!!!!! and sounds good
Hell Yeah I can get 8ehind #marquisemonday
Buh na-na-na Ner *does a really badass kickflip*
Drink iced coffee, panic attck
I FUCKING GUESS???
like: she shake on my protein til i milk pity: she milk on my protein til i shake #nsfw
Oh vwowv, a lecture from some fuckin human of all things, at this point I rather deal vwith that stardust sniffing juggalo then you.
OBTAIN THE CRABS.
nah but i dunno if cats evn want us 2 mine was like "bitch tf" its like they know licking is sposed 2 b a 1way thing
My sister would laugh if I died, confirmed. @turntechGodbird wants me dead.
⛥ I'm curious on how it looks.
⛥ What are you smoking?
:33 < thank you!! h33h33
im not the type to beg for nook. ill ask for it 150 times and after that? psh. bye skank
i was thinking more like. assign you a weird hat. or something.
left first because that's my g0od eye.
sometimes i forget i technically have parent(s?) my b
i think my therapist needs therapy bc of me
8=l < I can act001ly draw quite well 8=l < But drawing those chibi doodles is hard and I'm unshire how to people in that style 8=l < But I'll be dxrned if I put heavy effort into a sxlly doodle
unless what?
oh NOW all the aa2 come out.
oh. fuck.
okay good. kiinda a diick move of them to appear now though.
i love being green :)
damn it i was gonna say that
Purple and green are cool and all, but I'd rather be #red
Easy, Rox. I know the guy personally, and I can assure you he's got a pretty airtight justification for his actions. Real stand-up individual, exemplary moral character, probably the sort of dude you'd want looking after your kids if he wasn't presently engaged in an elaborate campaign of psychological warfare against himself. I'd appreciate it if you didn't go beating his ass, seeing as I am pretty attached to it.
job 👎 working 👎 corporate hellscape 👎 #freestrider
(( prayer incoming. https://i.postimg.cc/xCFQqmNr/solpray.png ))
D --> I do think I would be good at the hospitality industry
8=l < Likely but I have more work to do to get ready for tomorrow 8=l < Just 8=l < A small break perhaps 8=l < My automatons can finish up I'm shire but I still need to supervise
8=l < Might 8=l < Need to take my legs off for the rest of today 8=l < 100king to be a wheelchair night 8=l < Aching
The sign that I am tapping, by the way.
You know, I was going to spew my regular barrage of word vomit all over the dash, but I think I picked a notably shit time to do so. Sorry to cancel, folks. I know you're just as devastated as I am. I'll be sure to get back to my regularly scheduled program soon enough though.
Now? Uh. To keep it real with you, my living area looks like a tornado tan through a Toys-R-Us. I'd call it "organized chaos," but anyone who actually says that knows damn well it's thinly veiled cope in the first place. Should probably tidy up before I do shit else, but, I mean, I'm not saying "fuck no"?
im not cryin rite no ... no im cryin im cryin a lot
So, is anyone gonna coordinate a search party, I got a feeling shits about to get real. #cw-kidnapping
Release Me. ⠀
LMAOOOO now thats mor like it >:))
here hopin ppl wont start pityin my clit 😔 #nsfw
mayb i should secretly take swimmin lessons idk if only so i stop humiliatin myself in front of ppl whenvr water is involved
oooh... uuum.... oookaaay... iiif yooouuu'reee suuureee...
shiiiit u sleep-conjure stuff too???
