♠ hated by @tipsyGayboy
ooohhh it just might be but well put a pin in that and unpack it another day 😂😂😂😂😂😂
See? Even Junior here knows what true perfection looks like. And it's two scalene triangles, sitting on a nose.
Yes.
Eventually, you'll all see the true form.
Do not touch the orbs, they are activwwwve
ok ok ok hold up they LIK-E that stuff didnt say they was any good
Cod, not you again, don't you got anyone else to fuckin bother you scurvwy ridden barkbeast.
why are you guys licking cats???
using my rolal senses 2 tell al rolals DO NOT LICK DA CAT BACK ic ur brain its NOT as fun as it seems PLZ roro im doin u a favor here u gotta trust me on dis
If I could have any wish I would make everyone have transparent skin that hurts all the time.
⛥ It's kind of funny lmao.
My fucking parlays, Rox. I'm going trillions into debt.
Just rawdogging that shit without the #substance tag because you're a real consummate professional. I didn't know I was partying with a hard as coffin nails motherfucker over here. I'll be more wary of your mega massive masculine machismo from now on.
#trut)( not enoug)( mfers say t)(is
?? OK DANG GIVE ME A SECOND
the lalondes are everywhere striders come abck
water tastes better our of the tap than the filter
“The visage could not be denied. It was immense, it filled a quarter of the sky. It had empty slots for eyes - it was metal and cruel... and worst of all, it was God.”
goteem
i didn't say which thing. maybe i never will.
fuckkkk!!!
YOU CAN ARREST ME! BUT YOU CAN’T SILENCE ME! FATTY EATINF ALL FHE Q-TIPS!
rox??!?!!!?!?!!!?!!?! don't eat me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I understand you now. You're making the critical mistake of assuming I'd extend the same standards of workmanship to you that I extend to myself. Which is a pretty fucked up proposition, Rox, I mean, come on. Imagine me standing over your shoulder while you're working on some new contraption, tapping my wristwatch, and telling you your productivity has fallen. Rox Lalonde, you aren't meeting your quotas or providing those damnable TPS reports. I'd be a real grade-A shitheel. I'm talking 1990s Mr. McMahon of Steve Austin Rivalry fame. The sort of guy who gets escorted out of a children's charity fundraiser for asking whether the sick kids have considered simply getting better and asks for a refund when they're healed. Besides, I happen to like you quite a bit more than I like the guy responsible for my woes. You don't give me those. He priority ships them to me. You might even say I'm biased in your favor. A gross miscarriage of impartial judgment, sure. Anyway. Sandwich was good. The defendant has been sentenced to another three hours in the workshop. No possibility of parole.
Spent the better part of the day fixing something. Which is fine. Shit happens. But I have no one but myself to blame for the shit being broken. I'm not interested in giving myself any lenience, or satisfaction in a job well done. So now it's broken in a different way, so in the future, after I eat this sandwich, I have something else to fix.
(( prayer incoming. https://i.postimg.cc/xCFQqmNr/solpray.png ))
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haiii everypony
>-8==— haha, i'll put in another order for a surplus.
Sailing my ship sea port bound nowv to drop off this vworthless rust blood stovwavway, I told em vwhat is going happen to em and they havwe the GALL to beg for me to not removwe their fuckin hand, originally I vwas gonna cull em but I decided to be merciful and they think that they are in a fuckin position to beg still, the nervwe of this landlubber lovwblooded scallyvwag.
Oh fuck off you landlubber, I got better shit to deal like steer this ship shore bound to deal vwith this fuckin stovwavway.
I'm fuckin sorry, but vwho are you and vwhy should I fuckin be scared of some human, I especially don't havwe respect for you humans, at least vwith lovwbloods and midbloods they are part of the glorious troll empire.
Cod dammit, there some fuckin rust blood stovwavway on my ship, howv the bloody hell did it sneak on my glorious ship, I'm thinking if I should just cull the lovwblood nowv and make em vwalk the plank or vwait till vwe get to land.
so hungry i could eat a seahorse as large as the sea
--E√ I just found this awful image in my downloads folder from 3 sweeps ago.