Roxy Lalonde
@tipsyGnostalgic
rogue of void, twitch streamer, wife and mother transgender, bisexual, polyamorous pronouns r she/her NO IM NOT DRUNK i jsut cant type 4 shit
GAMER DOWN i bunpd my elbow on the wall and it really hurt :(
i fuckign WISH i could hyphenate my name but my wife literally didnt used to have a last name prior 2 marrying me so thats like, the 1 area in which shes got nothing 2 give me
roxy -lalonde n make ppl pause 4 the blank space 2 lol
reply 2 this message & i will smash or pass
IF I REPLY 3 THIS MESSAGE WILL YOU DO A #COLLAB? BECAUSE MORE PEOPLE SHOULD DO THOSE. [⠌]
pass on the smashing & on the collab i dont really...do anything that could easily collaborate w/ ur whole deal? i think?
THAT'S OKAY. EVEN IF YOU CAN'T #COLLAB YOU CAN STILL COME TO THE FUNFAIR. WE JUST GOT A NEW COTTON CANDY THING AND IT'S AWESOME. [⁙]
[in the whitest white girl voice u can imagine] skeet skeet
fun fact i literally do not have a deadname my mom could see the future so she never bothered raising me as a boy ive been "roxy" from day 1
The name my mother picked was also prescient But less arcane in nature I believe I'm glad she chose a name androgynous Rather than "Elizabeth" (good god) I do wish she had Seen my transition The shock and awe was frustrating for me
yeah that sorta sucks that rosies foresight doesnt seem to be as allencompassing as my moms was but i think the tradeoff was that my mom only foresaw a very few specific things in their totality, whereas rose can see a lot of things...more vaguely
Genuinely every couple of months I try and See into Matilda's future for any signs of transgenderism, just in case I can catch it earlier and make things easier for my child. But things start to get really uncertain after a year or so in advance. Thus far, she appears to be cis as far ahead as I can See. Which is also fine, obviously.
Perhaps And perhaps your mother's prescience was born of necessity After all your well being was paramount to the alpha timeline Mine is important in a far more mundane way Despite the way my mothers speak of me
*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near… #nsfw
The Moment That SHOOK the Deviled Egg Community
tbqh i dont have any nemesisisesesises unless you count caliborn but forget that guy
fuck uyeah i got a cool sword #mysword
w/ this sword i shall protect my wife & child from da haters (i dont think there actually r any on this earth but JUST IN CASE)
felt cute https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9ef16c8363ef.jpg #nsfw
idfk what happened to my clipboard for a second there but its ficxed now & no 1 need ever know i fucked up if i wasnt admitting to it
i mean real talk i feel cute almost all the time but i felt like an especially shareable kinda cute yknow?
oohhh i see!! they gave you a lil boost to make an even cuter cutie!! that's almost unfair!
sorta fucked up that chernobyls still a thing tbqh
it'll continue to be a thing for 900 years. which by then the earth will be in the middle of its next Ice Age
> then how about YOU do something about it? lol.
My house Literally fucking Exudes enough radiation to effectively turn all of LA and California into a literal Ecological deadzone i think i'll be fine if i go to chernobyl....What, is друг gonna Snatch my ass?
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my #girldinner is a BIIIIIIIG juicy steak & some lil baked potatoes & fresh veggies
As hard-boiled a meal as there ever was one, I gotta say. Two thumbs up.
me n callie already ate it all but i can put on another steak for you how u like it?
then again i prolly shouldnt attribute ALL my eridans happiness to her bein trans gotta remember that most eridans r murderers, repentant or not, & mine doesnt have that hangin over her the same way
she didnt! i mean i think back on alternia she did, but we generally accept that murders on alternia r not to be judged by human standards she never killed any of her friends is the point
every time i see an utterly depressed eridan on here or in the bubbles i have to resist the urge to ask "have you considered estrogen" cuz ngl that seems to have been 1a the big motivators for my universe version of her
YØu’d be surprised hØw many timelines this is accurate in
idk i might not! like if it works for mine why not for a lot of them yknow? just like w/ june like i dont think ive run into a single egbert that was happiest as a cis man
EstrØgen saves mØst Øf the timelines, it’s just abØut if yØu figure it Øut in time
#alwayslistening https://open.spotify.com/track/2bcuRlLosXadKliaPYCU3k?si=b9721d7d31d34399
t)(is song is 14 years old now. )(e)(, feelin old yet?
bitch im thirty, ur what, a centillion?? dont talk to me about feeling old
you dont feel age anymore w)(en youre as old as me. and frankly, im spry as a sprin cluckbeast. s)(rimpin it up at your c)(air again in t)(e meanw)(ile, i bet.
nah my backs straight & im leanin back all comfy also remember i got that eternal youth shit goin on so im GOOD
jsut found out those anime horse girls have stands what the fuck
it just keeps happening doesnt it should i be worried my elspeth is gonna make first contact 2
#nowlistening https://open.spotify.com/track/7LJETXmpThAx6IvUzczYNR?si=4707440cef404902
heard it was #suckadicksaturday as if i need an excuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29456f6f8984.png #nsfw
gotta throw that on the list of things to do today jeeze.
but 1 had stuff to do ton1ght... 1 was gonna f1n1sh up some 1mportant sh*t.
beelzebub, beelzebub from flea to shining flea
dont u ever talk to me or my wife or our girlfriend or my girlfriend or my girldfieidn or my girldfiend or my or my boyfriend or my girlfriend or my daughter or my son or my babydaddy or my daughter EVER AGAIN (not targeted at anyone im just required by law 2 post whatever dumb shit enters my head)
wait, i know one "our girlfriend" means jane - does calliope not consider me a girlfriend??
i mean she likes you a lot shes just kinda picky abt who she considers a partner vs who she likes to watch me with
my goodness! my roxy and i have been considering polyamory, bUt how do yoU have simply enoUgh hoUrs in the day?? ^u^
well most of them arent exactl;y everyday sorta lovers we make sure to hook up (seuxally or not) several times a month and theyve all got other lovers 2 except janey so like idk it works for us i deffo recommend givin it a try if ur feelin open 2 it in ur hearts
bitches will see a femme in a suit and b like "ah yes i love butches"
nah nah nah see im talkin abt the people LOOKIN at em its falsely attributed valor fems can wear suits all they like