♣ mediated by @tiresianThaumaturge

i need to kill something tonight, feel it's life leave it's body while it slinks limply in my teeth #violence

callie mallie bein the goat when u need booze lol #substance

A petty excuse for a lack of conviction dressed up in flowery words. It's almost trite coming from you.

"I can excuse the torture but I draw the line at alcohol consumption." #substance

Dinner break, then back to my magnificence

Daring today aren't we?

▼▼shove a broken bottle up your nook you fucking hag▲▲

i call dibs on their skulls to hang up on a shelf

hi not here, im josh :B
i'm not here

I'm a humble purveyor of the truth. Some truths just happen to be more radical than others.
If Youre Asking "Are You Old" Then Yes By Jade Standards I Would Be Considered Near-Geriatric

alone its just 1 cooler m not rly worried #substance

soooo if i get alcohol poisonin a 5th time do i get a prize? #substance #cw-overdose

I Fucking Hate All Lalonde's

That's the spirit!

QUITTER!

mhm! s)(es very understanding trust me!

i'll talk with )(er, you've been nice to me though so i won't force anything.

i have a solution :)

Good for you. Don't mess it up.

i nned 2 get drunker b4 i go 2 bed #substance

im fonally getin the good fuzz and warm drunk feelin n not the shity misterble drunk feelin #substance

if i sltill hate myself and fel like shit tomrorow im just gonna pretend laike i dont

I HOPE THE PLAN INCLUDES INCINERATION.

Eye roll.

what are you suggesting for dinner :o?

youre catchin on quick

