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R. Lalonde

@tiresianThaumaturge

Author. Revolutionary. Dark sorceress. She/Her.

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"Perennial." I like it. @grenadineAuspex I've seen you, and I know you've seen me. Maybe it's time we bridge the gap. Hello. My name is Rose.

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Hello This Is Difficult My Name Is Kanaya

I agree. That said, I... I like your topiaries. They're beautiful.

Perennial By A Different Title That One Feels New

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So it is you.

Looking through your posts, it seems like... from your perspective, we haven't connected yet. Every gift has its quiet tragedy, I suppose. Still, you did seem to know quite a bit about me when we first managed to communicate. Maybe this is why.

You Are The One I See One Of Her So Many Are Similar Our Paths Have Never Crossed Sometimes I Think You Fable

You as well, my Gardener, but for different reasons. I wish I could speak more plainly, but I think my role in this is as a guide. When you meet her eyes, don't look away. Speak in the language of flowers. She'll understand.

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I miss you.

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(( aurgh wait I'm suddenly wondering if I want to retcon this and have them more synced up ))

((Ooh?

(( yeah fuck maybe i want this to be their first time communicating from roses perspective too.......... yes ok wait are you good retconning this thread

I am realising that the kerfuffle I saw briefly yesterday and the now once again resurfacing concern seems to relate to an individual -- or individuals plural, really -- I do not think I actually know of. Why is there so much concern around this... Doc Scratch?

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He's a rat bastard. If he tells you the sky is blue, there's probably an asterisk.

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This Is Somewhat Bizarre To Behold And Honestly I Feel A Bit Like A What Is The Term Humans Use Peeping Thomas

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You have no idea.

Apologies

No, no, just... reminiscing. #suggestive, I suppose.

God, I feel like a schoolgirl tripping over my own feet. It's just been so long since we last connected...

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Do you remember when our visions drifted together while I was in the shower? That was nice. #suggestive

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That Is Only Mildly Concerning #Vagueposting

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Sorry, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. I know you're not quite her. Multiverse shenanigans and all that. Kind of shocking how quickly I've gotten used to that, though.

Oh No I Did Not Mean You Specifically But You Did Happen To Follow Me At The Same Time As Someone Else Far Scarier I Am Still Acclimating To The Same Myself So You Are Not Alone In Your Complicated Feelings

Let me guess, the cueball?

I Seem To Have Avoided His Attention As Of Yet Or Perhaps He Is Just Waiting For An Opportune Moment To Surprise Me I Suppose There Is No Reason To Be Cagey About The Jade Of Both Grim And Bark Persuasions

I'll take your word for it.

oh wait me?? im not jade or grim anymore! just bark :)

Oh Okay I Think

i had an ego death and im nice now!

Well, I suppose that settles it. Nothing to worry about.

So it wasn't a dream. Hello again, everyone.

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hiya! :D

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.. hi

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Hello, I'm not sure we know each other. Except, you'd be the Heir of Breath, wouldn't you? Congrats on the new name, I suppose. :)

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Hi, Roro. ...Have you done some thinking?

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Welcome back to the hellsite.

It's been nice, actually.

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are ya havin weird one tonight or are you boring?

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It's possibly the weirdest night of my life. I met my daughter.

By the way, I "regret" to inform you that J.K. Rowling tragically passed away last night after her computer spontaneously and mysteriously exploded. Completely without prompting, I'm sure. It's such a shame, really. To see such a "beloved" figure in the wizard fiction scene go so soon before her time. She hadn't even finished writing "Harry Potter and the Benevolent Imperial Drone," the manuscript to which was tragically contained on the very same computer that exploded. How horrible.

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Anyway, Complacency is, despite a certain baking conglomerate's desperate attempt at lobbying to ban it, still on sale in literally every bookstore. Including ones who seemingly never ordered it. Give it a read.

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