Rose "Mom" Lalonde
@tiresianThaumaturge
Author. Revolutionary. Dark sorceress. She/Her.
N0 0ne ever asks p00r lil ee if she wants scritches v-v
Do you?
I can't believe i let him hit #nsfw
find his polar opposite and let them hit, then it un-does the whole thing
Really? A beautiful warmblooded woman who respects you isn't your style?
Even if she's a board-certified MILF?
leaves more for me :)
Hi.
The word of the day is criticaster, which is a petty and inferior critic. A type of individual I have recently had the misfortune of encountering a little too close for comfort.
I'm more than familiar myself.
▲i cant find a single shampoo bottle in her hive that isnt either mostly empty or cut with water what the fuck▼
It's more efficient this way, I don't have to spend the extra time in the shower.
Forgetting to buy more shampoo is one thing, but at least I do use shampoo. What the fuck is wrong with you girls?
Would you say this counts? https://i.postimg.cc/bY3kGXtY/Screenshot-20260712-015301.png
Well I died and then two of my best friends died and then my mom died and then I died and then my brother and I died and then everyone died and then I died.
Oh, honey, we're better than this.
Hm. That might do it.
It's efficient, what can I say?
Daraya, I'd like some confirmation - what does her hair feel like?
▲neglect▼
I rest my case. Take care of yourself, please.
▲yeah ok so, she's my Rose now▼ ▲if i ever refer to Rose, I mean my one, the rest of you get one trait i know you for if you're lucky, added to the front of your name▼ ▲first wrong one to comment under here gets to be insecure Rose and the rest of you get to argue for the fucking scraps▼
You're welcome, younger Roses. I'm taking this one for the team.
s)(e wants me to gaf abt )(er so bad it’s wild at least t)(e one i knew was somew)(at clever wit )(er attacks on me but efin t)(en t)(e strider was way moray memorabubble #vaguepost but cmon
That's fair, actually. Strider has a way of stringing together words in heretofore unheard of combinations that stick with you long after they've been said. It's like he has infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters in his head.
reely wis)( some of y'all would b moray creative if u tryna bug oar finsalt me but waterever 3B-/
If I spent too much effort, I'd risk you getting the wrong idea and flashing me. Again.
again, not me 3B-/ i don’t bring up s)(ip every otter version of u does now do i
38O Did you make a different post beac)(coves I said I wouldn't post on t)(e ot)(er one?
Does it bother you? Knowing another version of you - no less valid in her claim to Condescension as you - fumbled me?
She did.
)(alf t)(e versions of u on )(ere r fuckin t)(ey brot)(er r we gonna go down t)(is road #incest
By all means. Use your limited understanding of human morays (ha) to insult me. Go ahead.
Join my daughter's game or I will strike you down. VKKEXG #amongus
@uprootedGarden Hello? Should I assume that hate react was a misclick, or do you have something to say?
literally w)(at mfer spread t)(e idea i was ‘Winnower’ tf does t)(at efin mean neva )(eard it until u mfers started tryna use it as a gotc)(a
Your own granddaughter discovered it in your old notes. Then again, it's technically possible this is one of those odd timeline differences. But it bothers you, so I won't stop calling you Winnower Condesce.
it don’t bug me it’s just confusing and wrong 3B-/??? but aite if u wanna be wrong rome
Was that your retort? Because it honestly looks like you just fat fingered my name in your phone.
why do they keep callin me mommy issues dogirl? #vagueposting
I don't know you, but I would have to guess that it's probably for the mommy issues. Don't worry. Let she who is without mommy issues cast the first stone, I say.