♠ hated by @tiresianThaumaturge
s̳o̳m̳e̳ ̳s̳i̳g̳h̳t̳s̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳g̳r̳u̳e̳s̳o̳m̳e̳.̳ ̳u̳n̳c̳o̳n̳s̳c̳i̳o̳n̳a̳b̳l̳e̳.̳ ̳u̳n̳p̳a̳r̳d̳o̳n̳a̳b̳l̳e̳.̳ ̳b̳y̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳i̳r̳ ̳v̳e̳r̳y̳ ̳n̳a̳t̳u̳r̳e̳.̳ ̳a̳s̳ ̳a̳n̳ ̳a̳s̳p̳e̳c̳t̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳t̳r̳u̳t̳h̳.̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳g̳r̳e̳a̳t̳ ̳s̳h̳a̳m̳e̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳a̳ ̳h̳i̳d̳e̳o̳u̳s̳n̳e̳s̳s̳ ̳s̳u̳c̳h̳ ̳a̳s̳ ̳t̳h̳i̳s̳.̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳c̳a̳s̳t̳ ̳a̳ ̳g̳a̳z̳e̳ ̳u̳p̳o̳n̳ ̳w̳h̳a̳t̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳b̳u̳t̳ ̳a̳ ̳m̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳f̳l̳e̳d̳g̳l̳i̳n̳g̳.̳ ̳c̳l̳i̳p̳p̳e̳d̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳i̳t̳s̳ ̳w̳i̳n̳g̳s̳.̳ ̳b̳u̳t̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳s̳e̳ ̳s̳i̳g̳h̳t̳s̳.̳ ̳g̳r̳o̳t̳e̳s̳q̳u̳e̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳m̳a̳n̳n̳e̳r̳i̳s̳m̳.̳ ̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳t̳a̳s̳t̳e̳l̳e̳s̳s̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳s̳o̳m̳e̳.̳ ̳m̳e̳r̳e̳l̳y̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳.̳ ̳ w̳h̳a̳t̳ ̳w̳e̳ ̳d̳i̳d̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳n̳o̳ ̳m̳o̳r̳e̳ ̳r̳e̳p̳u̳l̳s̳i̳v̳e̳ ̳t̳h̳a̳n̳ ̳f̳i̳r̳e̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳m̳a̳l̳i̳c̳e̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳b̳u̳r̳n̳i̳n̳g̳.̳ ̳ o̳r̳ ̳w̳a̳t̳e̳r̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳w̳a̳n̳t̳o̳n̳ ̳c̳r̳u̳e̳l̳t̳y̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳d̳r̳o̳w̳n̳i̳n̳g̳.̳ ̳ t̳h̳e̳ ̳w̳o̳m̳a̳n̳ ̳p̳l̳u̳n̳g̳e̳d̳ ̳h̳e̳r̳s̳e̳l̳f̳ ̳i̳n̳t̳o̳ ̳u̳s̳.̳ ̳ b̳y̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳c̳e̳.̳ ̳w̳e̳ ̳w̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳p̳o̳w̳e̳r̳l̳e̳s̳s̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳s̳t̳o̳p̳ ̳h̳e̳r̳.̳ ̳s̳u̳c̳h̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳n̳a̳t̳u̳r̳e̳.̳ ̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳c̳u̳r̳s̳e̳.̳
(Also, my tastes are far superior than the Rankmaid, lovely lady though she is.)

youre catchin on quick

im just sayin id slaughter all those esoteric double speakin geezers too if only for the right a passage and proof a my superior wwizardry wwhat i wwouldnt givve to duel zazzerpan for real

