Rose "Mom" Lalonde
@tiresianThaumaturge
Author. Revolutionary. Dark sorceress. She/Her.
I wonder if she'll hate this chit, too.
I want something.
Parents of Chittr, rare though I'm sure you are, I have need of advice. My(F, 51y) daughter (NB, 24y / 1mo, depending) has declared themself evil. This started after her other mom (F, 5432s allegedly) gained sole custody. Other Mom is a deadbeat, having done nothing for my daughter until one month ago. Not even child support, despite being a very wealthy woman and owning her own (dubiously legal) business. At the behest of Other Mom, my daughter has been behaving very inappropriately towards their peers. How can I set a good example when I'm not physically present? How can I undo the no doubt deep-seated, possibly-literal programming Other Mom has instilled in her?
[☠︎︎] I LET MY OFFSPRING DO THEIR SHIT TBH LIKE IT WOULD ALREADY BE SO CHALLENGING AND UNWANTED TO SCOLD A SINGLE ONE BUT THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM DUE TO ALL THE MULTIVERSAL BULLSHIT THAT I AM JUST IGNORING SUCH INSTANCES CHECK IF YOUR OFFSPRING IS ALSO HAVING A FUCKLOAD OF VARIANTS OF THEMSELVES AND IF IT APPLIES TO THEM THEN JUST SIT AND RELAX LOL [☠︎︎]
Well, yes, there are a lot of Roxies. But there's one I've taken more closely under my wing than the others, and the one mentioned in this post is a clone who has all her memories. So, for the sake of this post, let's say I have two children.
If you mean the Other Mom: I'm tempted, but she has significantly more resources at her disposal than I do, and someone else already has dibs on my death. If you mean my daughter: I'm going to assume that's an attempt to get a rise out of me, which I will ignore like the others.
Also, you are by no stretch of the imagination a parent, though I can forgive an aging spinster for misreading a post so close to her bedtime.
I’M NOT THAT GREAT OF A PARENT HOWEVER I CONCUR WITH THE ONES SAYING MURDER IS THE SOLUTION.
[☠︎︎] IN THAT CASE CONSIDER HELP FROM SPIRITUAL AND COSMIC BEINGS BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONTACT SOMEONE FROM AFAR JUST MAKE SURE TO DO IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO END UP WITH A GHOST RIDER AS YOUR FINAL OPTION [☠︎︎]
What is it about me that makes fish trolls so desperate to bump spades with me?
As much as I like a good roast, the hat really isn't that bad. And I'm not just saying it because they're arguably my kid.
Despite my cynicism, I do wholeheartedly believe in The Power Of Love. Strong interpersonal bonds are a much better motivator to radical action than raw morality, or even self-preservation alone.
I'm becoming a bit more of a stable alcoholic again. This past year I've been alternating between binge drinking and trying to be disciplined, but since starting this vacation I've been maintaining a decent buzz without getting too blasted. My liver probably can't tell the difference, but I'll die long before that ever catches up to me. #substance #substance-abuse
On vacation from giving a fuck. I'll deal with whatever responsibilities I've shirked when I get back.
This hotel room has a single bottle of wine. It taunts me. Not because I'm trying to be stay sober or anything so upstanding, but because I'm trying to figure out exactly how to portion it. I don't know if I'll get another one. Do I uncork it and start drinking? It's just big enough to be a bit much to drink all of it in one sitting. But if I'm going to drink, I'll want a few. But there's not enough in this bottle for two of my usual party nights, and I don't want to just leave one glass or less in the bottle. This bottle is the perfect size to paralyze me with choice, thus ensuring I don't drink it at all. Clever.
This Is Exactly How I Sound When I Portion Out My Weed To Make Sure It Lasts Until The Next Time I Meet My Dealer. I Did Use To Grow My Own But Alcohol Is A Bit Different I Suppose. #substance
(( gonna take a hiatus til Tuesday, been feeling overwhelmed with rp lately so im gonna step back for a bit! mwah mwah
I need a drink. #substance
Haven't left. You'll know when I do, I'll get overly emotional and make a whole big deal about it. Earth B can survive without me for a bit longer.
ok thts rly nice 2 know also u can take my booze if u rly want i mean ur my mom i literlly cnt stop u from drinkin lol #substance
Remember, kids: "Evil Empire" is redundant.
="€vi| Civi|isation" is a|so r€dundant #hottak€
Ah, yes. Any old gathering of individuals who choose to build something together might as well be Nazi Germany.
I was using flowery language to describe the concept of civilization. Please stop clogging my replies, I'm trying to make a salient point here without being diluted by random "#hottakes."
Gwuh. That is all.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- g-∊♱ ΣΩm-∊ r-∊Σ♱ ȺΣ Ⱥl屮ȺyΣ, MƗΣΣ LȺlΩnd-∊. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Don't worry, doctor, I'm being restful today. You have a very nice waiting room. How's Roxy doing? Any updates?
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ mȺd-∊ Ⱥ pΩΣ♱ ȺbΩu♱ Ɨ♱ Ⱥ lƗ♱♱l-∊ -∊ȺrlƗ-∊r ȺgΩ, ♱ⴵ-∊Ɨr Ɨn r-∊☪︎Ωv-∊ry Ⱥnd ♱ⴵ-∊ Ωp-∊rȺ♱ƗΩn 屮ȺΣ Ⱥ ☪︎Ωmpl-∊♱-∊ Σu☪︎☪︎-∊ΣΣ, ♱ⴵ-∊ ☪︎ⴵƗpΣ b-∊-∊n r-∊mΩv-∊d. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Approaching 48 hourswithout sleep. It's not pleasant.
I'll nap when I'm sure Roxy's safe. It's fine. I've done this before. Not as a fifty-one-year-old woman, but I've done it.
Best Of Luck With The Situation Ma'am, I Do Hope Things Go Well
Nothing it would be prudent to have right now. I'llbe fine. Thank you, Jill, you're a peach.
well if there's anything i can do to help you, just ask. there's no other way we'll get through this.
Caffeine is a vile and evil thing. A Faustian bargain in every sip. It grants you supernatural awareness and wakefulness, but at the terrible cost of feeling like a piece of your soul is being singed off every minute it's in your system. But Roxy's a flight risk right now. So I have to keep them safe.
No comment.
I'm already talking like a pirate. I've literally disrupted trade routes.
If I say yes, will you start talking like a cartoon pirate?
Trans women's voices can be so ethereally beautiful. I just sat through a one hour video on the mathematics of splines because the woman narrating sounded like an angel from heaven.
I think all character design should be done by queer women. Everyone else should be banned.
I miss having a cat. Hard to justify adopting one now.
It's simple logistics. I'd be forced to abandon it with little to no warning before long, and I don't want to put a cat through that.
Damn, you're right. Moody post cancelled, third glass of wine left unpoured. I'll come and visit soon.
I have to admit, I missed this for more than just my daughter(s). You peoples' lives fascinate me.
This should not be taken expressly as a compliment.
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