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Author. Revolutionary. Dark sorceress. She/Her.

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I feel like I'm going to throw up. I'm not even that drunk. #substance

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If none of you join I'll blow this whole site up. TSBJXG #amongus #terrorism

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Join my daughter's game or I will strike you down. VKKEXG #amongus

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Damn it. Lobby closed. They'll make another one.

@uprootedGarden Hello? Should I assume that hate react was a misclick, or do you have something to say?

oop yeah sorry just scrolling through stuff didn't mean to click that whoops :p

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I'm still open to being sexually harassed. Really, say anything. Get graphic, get kinky. This might be your only opportunity. #suggestive

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Cowwards. Is it because I'm 50? :( #substance

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I see you all reacting that post without a single harassment.

Y0uve aged 2 years since weve last sp0ke

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I probably lied to be mysterious. Or vain. Who knows.

(( i got her age wrong at first shes 50 ))

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((its 0kay

well then this changes everything

Most are simply intimidated by the mature allure of an older woman. I, however, am observing with a rather rapt fascination.

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That's not the prompt, though. I wanted to be sexually harassed.

As you wish- I believe I've got something in mind... -vμ

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I'm a little tipsy and need an ego boost. This is your opportunity to sexually harass me in the replies. Men need not apply. {{ #suggestive }}

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In the common parlance of the world wide web - Would, honestly. Even though you're French.

I did mention mature allure earlier... you ever have someone give into that allure and worship you between your thighs? /Would you like to~?/ #nsfw

I didn't say moderately.

Keep going.

You know what they say about those with sharp wit- cunning linguists of the highest calibre, if you catch my meaning... but really, that's only the beginning... Tasting's a mutual art, so I would guarantee you're not the only one who's going to end up with their lips somewhere warm...~ and that's to say nothing of idle hands and the workshop they become...~

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A colleague asked me recently why we don't just lean into the "trolls are inherently evil" angle that so naturally arises in resistance groups.​ After all, if the troll race really is extinct save the Batterwitch, then it's not as if we'll ever meet any kind trolls to be prejudiced against.​ The first reason is that, on principle, I simply think prejudice is wrong.​ And you can quote me on that.​ The second is more subtle.​ By describing trolls as evil, we are unwittingly falling directly into the Batterwitch's own propaganda.​ A recruit hears that Trolls are evil - they then question what we mean by "evil.​" The answer comes - they are violent, belligerent, cruel.​ This is their natural state.​ The recruit then encounters Imperial propaganda, lauding these traits as good, natural, noble.​ The Imperial propaganda machine is powerful and inescapable, and no one is truly immune.​ We, in our ignorance, just handed the Batterwitch a new sympathizer.​ A much more effective narrative is the truth - the Batterwitch ruined her planet.​ Her people were miserable, and then they all died.​ This paints every single bit of her rhetoric in a new light - She can use all the right words if she wants, but her track record speaks for itself.​

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I am shockingly good at compartmentalizing. Almost to the point of dissociation. Almost.

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I apologize, especially to my daughter(s), for drunkposting last night. I promise I'm not usually *that* much of a boozehound, I just needed a bit of liquid courage for... something daunting. #substance

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Hold on. Everyone shutthe fuck up . Was that Calmaiss? #substance

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*Calmasis.

I know, right?

DID you write him too? ODid you see Callioope in your vdreams? I hear you wrote your own Complacency is whay I am asking. #substance

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I did, but I did not see anyone in my dreams. Complacency came from my own bored mind before I entered the game, and from personal experience after I beat it.

So no Calmasis. i see. Unless they took a much diferent form. #substance These parallelels intriqgue me. I would like to read your version, when I'm sober of cours. Sorry.

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No, there is a Calmasis. We can compare sometime when you have a hold on yourself, yes.

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Love. It'sswhy I do anyhing. I ndon't alway sshow it enough. But I alwayds have too much. #substance

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I can't pretend it's never crossed my mind. #vague

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Empires aren't bad because of their rulers. Empires are bad because there *is* a ruler. I don't fight the Batterwitch because she's an alien. I fight her because she seeks to oppress. The troll species suffered and died under her heel, just as we do. Remember that.

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I still haven't gotten a handle on what our extracanonical/crossover events tend to be. Do we have a kart racer? A fighting game? A MOBA? Dating sim?

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I heard there was a "fight night," is that one of them?

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Fight night is what ive 0nce called a vi0lent strip club #nsfw

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I'm surprised that's not already an established business model on Alternia.

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I was c0nsidering starting 0ne since its s0 p0pular

i-i think it's just whatever people are in the mooD for.,,.,,.

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Well. That was interesting. #vague #WellAndTrulyVague

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And you know what? Just to tease you all, I'll put a #nsfw tag on here, too.

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Interesting.

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Hello all. A Harry Potter fan just tried to kill me.

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This is the part where you kill back.

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I took the Zen path and only humiliated them publicly.

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Mind if I ask Who?

Perhaps a crueler fate. But also maybe funnier.

Literally just a random fan. They somehow got it into their head that I was behind their beloved author's mysterious desktop explosion, despite my perfectly reasonable alibi of being in the continental United States.

Please tell me that you disposed of them accordingly?

See above.

I see, apologies ሠቹ're multitasking and it is just a bit to keep track of.

..... "We."

Yes ሠቹ, what of it?

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New profile picture. Believe it or not, this effect was all in-camera. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb9308928743.gif

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BXPP < god the lalondian glowy bullshit is so much cooler than mine meowst of the time

I'm sure yours is delightful.

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i did not mean to hit thehate button my apologies!!! this is really cool!!

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Thanks, Jade. I learned a fair bit of my showmanship from you.

oh wow!! im super flattered :D

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Hello?

you look cool here thats what im saying

Forgive me for not being up on the lingo. I'm 50.

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let me know if you ever want me to school you on the lingo ive got you covered

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You know, I was trying to wrap my brain around why my alternate found him attractive at all. Then I realized I'm a lesbian. Of course I couldn't see the appeal. So, I imagined him as a woman and it... made an uncomfortable amount of sense. Of course, a certain aspect of his horribleness is lost - while the abuse carries over, the misogyny does not, so that part I really can't fathom. This is not an invitation for him to comment.

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idk either if i had 2 choose an ampora it would be eridan at least if he makes me mad i can walk away n he will just give himself pity an whine or some shit

Search up #cagttl if you dare.

I'm really only familiar with the one, and that's only because of his disturbingly salient sexist manifestos.

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oh that fuckin thin yea i saw that an the first thin i did was scroll past it

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yes ;)

evweryone vwants to be a critic but no one wvants to read :/

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they need their planet blown up again and i am only half serious about that

oh no i read some of it then i hated it

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Im n0t saying pe0ple d0nt fuck y0u im saying pe0ple d0nt believe y0u

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I said this was not an invitation to comment. Goodbye. -- aeneasCaldarium [AC] has been blocked! -- (( ooc pls respecc that i dont wanna ic block bc its a little broken ))

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Thats a big bery empty boddle..d Do i goall theteay to blackotu #substance

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Habe tbeen sloppy drunk in a while. I hekeep seeing her eyes. #substance #vague

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