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aw man i really am that easy huh that's disgusting
That's what I'm saying.
i want to beat him up
he would make me watch gore videos with him and jerk me off simultaneously, but it couldnt have bad that bad. he was nice sometimes. just had weird taste, thats all. it never looked real anyway
nøt in a hørny way i just liked being able tø make eye cøntact with the guy withøut feeling like a prey animal
seeing dirk før the first time was sø fuckin disørienting cuz my brøs eyes were like, møre brøwnish amber. tøøk ages tø figure øut nø my brø had ørange eyes cal just fucked them up. but før a real løng time dirk was pretty fuckin fun tø just stare at. think it threw him øff a bit thøugh
[A video is posted. Caliborn keeps his gun fixed on her as he approaches, until they are eye to eye (as much as they can be). Snowman, injured, nevertheless draws herself up to her full height to stare at him down the muzzle of the gun. "SO. DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET THAT ITS FUTILE TO DEFY ME?" "Something like that." "IF YOU WANT TO LIVE YOU HAD BETTER SAY SOMETHING MORE COWER-Y." Snowman smiles. "It's a good thing I don't need you, anymore." He really ought to have leveraged his point-blank threat better. Moving into a distance where a coordinated one-two QUEENSLAP could bat aside his gun and stun him in one fell swoop was a mistake. She follows up the maneuver by producing her CIGARETTE HOLDER, which is to say her LANCE, and running him through with it. He wavers for a moment, gasping fruitlessly as blood oozes around the wound. His fingers squeeze with enervated malice on the trigger of his gun far too late, sending a spray of bullets into the ceiling, the wall, the floor. Snowman plants a foot on his hip and rips her lance free. The video ends.] #gore #death
No.
where are my damn partners when i need them dammit #suggestive
So that friend couldn't get it out so I joined them in solidarity. No man should suffer alone. #nsfw #suggestive #jarlife #guyproblems https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28f29129abd2.png
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oops!!! srry no more tiddy for any of yall zipped mouth emoji #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e0d54d79dbac.jpg
It isn’t too late to delete this.
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exactly 0u0
as a law 0f the universe at least 0ne dirk must remain pregnant at all times
i identify as a nuisance
buddy i could be deep throating a traffic cone and still get a word in edgewise
dudes got that kind of pretty face that perfectly compliments the pillow
I’d laugh, if it weren’t so pathetic. Oh, what the heck. I’ll laugh anyways. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
the son surpasses the father because i think i just saw the stupidest thing thats ever graced the strider line
yknow i usually like your posts off principle of supporting my girl but this is just a factually wrong take
morally wrong in fact im cross checking the bible and this gets you sent to a secret 10th bonus level of hell
yøu cøuldn't waterbøard søme øf these cønfessiøns øutta me
i gøt nø beef with what alt daves tøss døwn in bed it's their shit tø unpack and i døn't yuck øthers yums it's just crazy tø see them wildin øn each øther sømetimes
half my alts are sib-cøns and the øther half fuck each øther sø it's anyøne's game if we get aløng really #nsfw #incest (mentiøned) #selfcest
økay i'll be hørny nøw #nsfw wanna be a free use bitch sømetimes just pass me arøund and ignøre høw i feel ør høw excited i am. having my høles stuffed by friends ør strangers, søunds høt as fuck.
some of you daves are so noisy yall need to chill
no one tells ya about that surge of fraternal affection you feel when you got a full 90 minute puppet-action/stop motion deathmatch dropped in your DMs at 2 pm on a workday the motherfuckin illiad of storyboarding here why are kermit and elmo fighting? why does kermits (apparently) massive fucking hog need to be smacking against his thigh while throwing down? who really killed miss piggy?? the mystery deepens #NSFW #Puppet-Death
your pfp looks like a classic era yugioh monster with flavor text like "this king of all monsters withers its foes to dust with just a glance," its level 5 and has 1650 attack and 1250 defense.
other mes are kind of assholes
♦️█ ░ what if i p0ssessed a d0ll. w0uld pe0ple n0t want t0 be my friend anym0re if i did that? i c0uld st0p at any time. but. managing my hair w0uld be s0 easy. and i c0uld always l00k s0 pretty. id need help reaching tall ledges. and m0st staircases. and sh0elaces if i get stuck in th0se. and typing my messages. but. id be w0rth it, i think. maybe? if i were really cute ab0ut it. im. im thinking ab0ut at least 0ne d0ll b0dy. ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
it has to just be hehe an inherent Dave trait ¯\_(=-=)_/¯
there's sooooo many haha of them on here that just don't haha GET IT! It can't be you doing anything wrong if all hehe of them are hehe like that
he just haha doesn't understand u-u
fuck okay yeah youre right my bad bro just please dont stop talking to me over this ill figure out how to do it right okay ill find what makes you tick i can show you videos of me with fuckass awful puppets or like show you how strong i am now or something
any tips dude im down to learn but its pretty tough
i want to stuff my nose against him as he holds me there and makes me suffocate on his smell #nsfw #incest
filming people never gets old. hidden cameras. hidden cameras. hidden cameras.
one time he got so annoyed with me that he had me write "i will not talk back to anyone who can kick my ass" 100 times on a piece of paper #iskippedafewnumbers #buthechecked #thenihadtowriteit200moretimes #fuckthatguy
puppetfucking guide 1: wooden puppets. the way to do it is with the teeth. the mouth. you hold the bottom jaw and put your dick in it, and close it just enough that it applies pressure from both sides. you can look them in the eyes. feel the texture. hit the back. if it’s small enough you can wrap the whole body around it. just beware of the strings. you can make them dance on your dick though. some of them have articulated fingers. be careful of the joints. you also can’t go wrong with rubbing it on their face or chest. the glossy finish should make it smooth. if you have one without a smooth finish then be careful. you can puppet it jerking you off but you won’t get a good grip unless you make a puppet for the job like i did. connected hands that you can slot into and move the strings up and down. it was not as good for me as the natural stuff though. #nsfw #puppet #puppetfucking #puppetfuckingguide
clattering wooden teeth are so charming.
call my cock splitnr the way rubbin it agaidnt a wooden puppet makes me go YEEEEEOUGCH #nsfw #ref2some1sposts #idonthavecockbuthementioendinhuspost
imagining his egotistical ass restrained and pissing himself. i want to see him scared and asking who it is, but i don’t answer. except by kicking him in the stomach repeatedly. #nsfw #nsfwe #dubcon #noncon #cw-cnc
i should get back to sourcing unique puppet gifs myself. i’ve been too distracted to though.
let's roll in the 8east carcass with Mama
i need some new ideas. there’s only so many puppet videos one man can make. i keep making them though.
oh brother (horny intent) (incestuous intent) #nsfw #incest
I also still miss my dick. #nsfw
Eeeek This Is Scary To Post!!!! m!a You Gotta Look At Me! Just If You Want Tho. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3094acfcf765.png #myfacemonday♡♤◇♧
fuck yøu.
suddenly thinking about licking sweat off a guy. or vice versa. shoving a guys face into my pit for him to smell. #nsfw #sweat #scentkink
i honestly need to be broken down completely until i cant think for myself and i can only like the things he wants me to and im perfect #nsfwe #nsfw #incest
always torn between wanting to fight him and hating him and wanting to kill him and ruin him because he ruined me or wanting to be good and make him approve of me while i desperately seek him to love me back #incest #violence #abuse
yeah this is doing normal things to my psyche
ok.
does he want me #incest
#incest #nsfw #toxic it was perfect for the cameras. trust me when i say, he often says no when he means yes. and the fact that he’s “questioning his thoughts on cameras” is proof enough.
i mean it was easy enough. he would always come back begging for more after all.
onions say this
fucking- ugh. i. think abøut getting filmed, sømetimes. i can't even tell if i like it. it freaks me øut but the lack øf cøntrøl alsø kinda... idk. #cptsd #nsfw #magicanøn
dirk telling me all of the fucked up fantasies he has or has had in the past while riding me #nsfw #incest
with love. https://i.postimg.cc/Lsc7zx8y/dolly.png
feel like tearing a smuppets head off. #nsfw #puppetsnuff
off it boss
i'm sure they have their reasøns but høw can anyøne find that man attractive #vaguepøst
sword in me #violence
actual twerp. dork even.
man i gotta work out or something like asap
ahhh you ugly.
lil ugly ass dude.
whos gonna tell him.
Am 1 do1ng th1s r1ght? https://cdn.d1scordapp.com/attachments/1081650916052177086/1523865676450893844/Tumblr_l_918145461039704.jpg?ex=6a4daa01&1s=6a4c5881&hm=72c543c04438354061b4adee926a5227a02ac1636b752a59acafb4026ab6adc9& #nsfw
huh fair point actually
okay well first of all i am not even that fat i am like medium at best. but anyway that doesn't matter my dad fed me well and unlike your dave i won't be dumping him in a retiring home the moment he hits 60.
hey man youre right but dont say it out loud
Mmmm yes it is time for hats and dresses and socks and little necklaces to bring them all together
uhhh my little pony equestria girls battle of the bands