Dave Egbert
@totallyTurnttables
the knight of breath! movie lover super cool sburb survivor :b he/him ( part of the @tenaciousTimer accounts AU)
my jokes really dont hit it off with people, but im ok with that.
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mens public bathrooms should be bombed why is there shit stained boxers on the fucking floor
I Need To Stop Missing A Dead Girl.
missing dead people is only natural. itll take time to feel even slightly better. :(
this life thing sure isnt what its cracked up to be, hahaha. #vent ??????
Things Hardly Ever Are Aren't They...
Need Anything?
well, you seem cool and stuff! we could be friends or something. alternate universes are sick.
ive never met a dave dumber than user techDogg
dont think anybobby understands how silly being a page is showing off your caboose while tryign to save the wrld is the biggest darn humiliation ritual evr trying*
i mean, at least theres a good view!!! lol
in search of: someone with a cast iron skillet who would be down to hit me over the head with it
close your eyes, dave.. itll all be (temporarily) over soon!!! i say while raising my cast iron
matesprit monday is celebrated with @tippedgardener for me!! <3
Whatever your pretty little head wants to believe.
It's alright. I know I'm a lot to handle.
?????? wtf are you rambling about you crude man i have a husband are we not aware of thaf that* the arrangement thats been going on for a WHILE NOW!!!!! WE HAVE A LOVELY SON!!!!!
I know about your husband and son. Quite frankly, I just don't care. I'd never actually go after you anyway. Your son must hate both of you if this is who's raising him.
how r u gonna jab at me and try to get on my caboose lewdly u r just plain nasty
You can call me whatever you like. It won't change anything.
not my darn fault somebody cant keep it in his pants if you wanna cry over someone so bad can they not be a fucking douche jesus crackers dear id say good riddance rather than i miss him if i was you
watchign movies on repeat fir the rest of my long beautiful life im so happy its like my destiry watching* for* destiny* darn blasted fat fingers :-(
it's a great day to have a great day. or something.
sure is! also, wow, you're a unique fella.
you sure are!
aww, you think i'm weird? :(
how come these stupid bitches get a pass for #vore why did we as a society let this cadre of cinnamon sparkled freaks get away with it
i think its more of cannibalism rather than vore.
are those really two meaningful distinct concepts like maybe i just dont know #vore ball like i thought i did but most of the type of seen is same species unless anime gal taxonomy works differently i dunno vore ball no lo sé
my thought process is that vore is more intimate and youd actually see the other cinnamon bite things in the stomach since.. i think thats the appeal? cannibalism is also the one thats actually possible and theyre eaten in multiple bites in some ads.
cannibalism is a tool often used for sex, romance and intimacy in literature.
hmm maybe vore is more voresatile than either of us think youre the egbert here so nerdshit is something i usually automatically defer to you on but i dont know in this extremely specific vore related example i might have to disagree
woah, ok. i had no clue! i dont really read up on that stuff
im not really going out of my way to research those kinds of thing, haha
I do a lot of reading! Published and unpublished work!
i dont read as much, hahaha. im more of a movie and random article guy.