Dave Egbert
@totallyTurnttables
the knight of breath! movie lover super cool sburb survivor :b he/him ( part of the @tenaciousTimer accounts AU)
my jokes really dont hit it off with people, but im ok with that.
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my brother is a shitty person now. what does ultimate even mean? ultimate asshole? hes such a dick!! i miss him and the dirk i knew is dead!!! the closest i have is this fucking douchebag who isnt even part of my timeline! #vent again.
this life thing sure isnt what its cracked up to be, hahaha. #vent ??????
well, you seem cool and stuff! we could be friends or something. alternate universes are sick.
I Wouldn't Be Opposed, I Need More Friends Anyways And You Seem Nice Enough
halloween is around the corner!!! stocking up on candy soon for everyone who comes by
matesprit monday is celebrated with @tippedgardener for me!! <3
?????? wtf are you rambling about you crude man i have a husband are we not aware of thaf that* the arrangement thats been going on for a WHILE NOW!!!!! WE HAVE A LOVELY SON!!!!!
I know about your husband and son. Quite frankly, I just don't care. I'd never actually go after you anyway. Your son must hate both of you if this is who's raising him.
how r u gonna jab at me and try to get on my caboose lewdly u r just plain nasty
not my darn fault somebody cant keep it in his pants if you wanna cry over someone so bad can they not be a fucking douche jesus crackers dear id say good riddance rather than i miss him if i was you
it's a great day to have a great day. or something.
watching glee while eating ice cream and crying. its a great night #vent?????????
seeing some people on here really reminds me of reality. #vent
OOC Dave Egbert intro post!! Dave Egbert, 38, he/him ... maybe, married to Jake Lalonde, and has a son named Neil Harrison Egbert-Lalonde. Dave is currently placed at the beginning of Homestuck: Beyond Canon. This swap AU has the characters swap *places*, but not whole personalities. Dave and Jake are fighting often, but Dave tries to love him, and usually isn't wrong when they fight. In this world, Dirk is dead. He is heartbroken over it, and will struggle to speak to any Dirk that interacts with him. On this account there may be a couple NSFW posts or substance posts, but more often than not, he just posts about normal shit like loving his family or watching movies. Interact with him in any way you want! Go crazy!!!!
i want some sushi real bad.
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mint chocolate chip ice cream.
got to love the minions!!! "despicable me" isnt really that bad of a movie, either. jake isnt a fan, though.
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