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dookie butt walking around ass out
I've Had A Lot Of Time, I Think I Was Just Far Too Obsessed.
I Wouldn't Be Opposed, I Need More Friends Anyways And You Seem Nice Enough
Things Hardly Ever Are Aren't They...
ive never met a dave dumber than user techDogg
inveentorss you didnt know eexissteed weerdaf akeemai - inveentor of mapss
[OOC MESSAGE BEGIN] - #zombiestuck #spooky Hello chittr, I come to you with another silly au profile with this one meant to represent an apocalypse surviving Dirk who is currently trying to contact other survivors. Each chitt from this profile (obviously not including the ooc ones) is coming from a communicator that transcribes what Dirk is saying directly. Because he yaps a lot and doesn’t always have access to a computer. It can receive messages, which was the devices original purpose, as he’s been traveling towards what he hopes is a safe zone. Join him on his gay little journey or whatever. Image and extra details will be attached as replies. - [OOC MESSAGE END]
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < There is comfort in the certainty of steel. When you make a mistake, you can melt it down, and forge it anew. Stronger. 'n more sturdy-like. You can remake the handle until you have a better one on what keeps you safe, provides you security, and start over again and again and again. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But life is not a sword. And those who live by them, often succumb similarly. Savor yer progress. Cherish yer experiences. Mistakes made are lessons learned. Wounds inflicted are scars earned. Proof you have survived and faced hardship is what fortifies a party of those who have known similar. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...It is what forges something stronger than the blade. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Bonds.
dont think anybobby understands how silly being a page is showing off your caboose while tryign to save the wrld is the biggest darn humiliation ritual evr trying*
in search of: someone with a cast iron skillet who would be down to hit me over the head with it
I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL OUT TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS YEAR. I WILL HAVE PLENTY OF STORE-BOUGHT CONFECTIONARY ON HAND, ALONG WITH A FEW HOME MADE SWEETS. ARE 'REESE'S CUPS' STILL THE REIGNING FAVORITE? 21605 FIR DR, MAPLE VALLEY, WASHINGTON.
sup gay twinks
<3 <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!!! *finger guns and xplosions*
watchign movies on repeat fir the rest of my long beautiful life im so happy its like my destiry watching* for* destiny* darn blasted fat fingers :-(
aww, you think i'm weird? :(
sure is! also, wow, you're a unique fella.
all daves are my dad whether they accept it or not
B33 < *ac cracks their knuckles fans their wings and glints their glasses to talk about some grade a furry shit* B33 < so like any kink vores got diffurrent appeal fur diffurrent folks B33 < some people are dedicated pred some are dedicated purrey etc etc B33 < nyalso its impurrtant to note its a two purrt act B33 < meowbe thr33 but we dont gotta get into the ancillary kinks like inflation f33derism scat non-oral vore micro macro etc B33 < theres the eating and theres the purrt where the subs in the tummy B33 < worth noting eithpurr purrt can be meowstly ignored to focus on the othpurr in more or less a 50% instant loss scenario B33 < theres folks who just wanna open with/be in there and theres folks who just wanna swallow/get swallowed and then fade to black B33 < so fur these guys id say its sorta a 100% instant loss cannibalism scenyario B33 < meowbe like B33 < idk hard cartoon vore fur the ones that take multiple bites BX33 < tangentially while writing this i discofurred that there is a ctc tag on e621 but is p much only fur the box B33 < or like one art thats nyactually just fnaf #nsfw #vore #nsfwe #idk-how-much-i-n33d-to-tag-this-lmeow
Fair!
hmm maybe vore is more voresatile than either of us think youre the egbert here so nerdshit is something i usually automatically defer to you on but i dont know in this extremely specific vore related example i might have to disagree
cannibalism is a tool often used for sex, romance and intimacy in literature.
how come these stupid bitches get a pass for #vore why did we as a society let this cadre of cinnamon sparkled freaks get away with it
i like m0st the 0nes i kn0w 0u0
will he perform when he has money right in front of him
throws a slice of cheese on your forehead as you scroll past cheese tax
PHONE STOLEN THAT POST WAS NOT MY OPINION I LOVE KITTIES AND DOGGIES EQUALLY!!!!!!!!
surrdounded by hot ppl rn & lovin it lmao :) surroundned* surrounded***
PHONE STOLEN!!!
!remindYou reminder: you are loved! ^,^ !remindYou remind bot is certain your kismesis also hates you! >,< !remindYou perhaps, if you have one... o,o maybe your pitch crush hates you back too!! #quadposting! #caliginousMood
Liquor? I barely know er! #suggestive #nsfw #substances
please do pity me can i call myself a man if i never got to touch a gun she had a million of them she even stole my swords to make a couple more sword safety is no joke jade "yeah but it looks cool" harley
8=l < I don't us001ly draw people 8=l < But do you ever love some people so much
<action; statement input; statement: apo|ogies. input; statement: this is a coping mechanism for me. i did not mean to make you uncomfortab|e. />
i am putting all of you in relationship charts.
I'm cracked at fortnite according to Dave's exact words.
lotta red on the timeline today
someone...
would be cool...
okay I didn't want you to be around when you learned about the names.
i stay winning also you scared the shit out of me
I shall make a throne from my empty wine bottles for the sole reason of decor. I will literally never sit in it. #substance
u dont think ur taste in men is concerning until ur therapist is like hmmmmm yes when u describe ur flirt ever crush lmfao
what i lack in irl cookin skills i make up 4 in bein rly good at cookin games
SHAWTY LIKE A MELODY!!!
the only thing im #yearning for is my prosciutto wrapped chicken breasts with cheesy stuffing and bbq sauce lmaooo
woof
((THAT ONE FRAME OF DAVEBOT FROM THE NEW HSBC UPDATE OH I'M SO PATHETIC #NEEDDAT))
ya :( jst gotta b fhere 4 him tol hes ready
u cant make him change if he doesnt want 2 u jst gotta gove him space from #personal experince if he doesnt want help it wont work anywayz
Ah, thats difficult topic to broach. Im not familiar vwith addiction and howv to handle it, but for the time being vwait till he calms dowvn and the approach. Addiction is hard and the person often is in denial about it and it ashamed so being patient and kind is howv to go about it.
drinkin. smokin a huge ass blunt right now. and with my matesprit with me. theres nothin else i could ever ask for. #substances
i dont care if mondays blue tuesday wednesday hedgehog stew thursday watching youtube poo(p) its friday im in sus
May no harm ever come upon you and your kin.
I'm bored, who wants to sacrifice a ceo to the dark gods? #violence #sacrifice
I'm going to drink. #substance
How in the hell do I go from having homoerotic fantasies to dealing with negative feelings, seriously its impressive how easily my emotional balance can be pushed over like a deck of cards. #wtf #notfond
//OOC Hope people don't mind if i drop by and share a warm memory More than a decade has passed since the day when i woke up in my bed next to Red Alert 3 CD,and it was one of the happiest days in my life Thank you so much,Tim Curry,for being an important part of my childhood and introducing me to my favorite series that is Command & Conquer
tell me how you take your dog dawg #food #engagementbait
every single chit thay says somethin about harleys or lalondes. ill be there. i can do this. im both.
i knew it hes out there gambling on those yellow brick streets again
What is this country and why are all the coolest Lalondes from it.