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@trainedConvivialist
girrl lovin9 life livin9 in tubul4rr under9rround networrks ^._.^ 4nd ye4 ill e4t fuckin 4nythin9 #tubelife #prroudichorr4vi4n
seriousmly therebs this one sorry s>ck ofbshit i gott>b h>ndle on tne d>iluy who pulls thr troll r>y liott> goodfell>s l>ugh comst>ntly why c>mnt we kill thesbe people twice
urr frr only tolerr4ble in this st4te i h4te to brre4k it to u vorrkie lol 4ll love
why 4m i so itchy 4rround the b4se of my horrns
Fleas.
₍^. .^₎⟆ What !f ! turned !nto a tw!nk out of sSSSsp!te for some people? All my ju!cy fat GONE. H!ps? GONE. Spheres? GONE. ASSS?! G G G GONE!!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! mean you can !n a way꠹
wh4ts it m4de of orr t4ste like ^?_?^ u c4n e4t 4nythin9 u put urr mind to th4ts the trruth 4nd 4 lie 4int in it
ToDAy i ATE A GREEn bAll ThinG iT TASTED likE CRunCh AnD buRninG
#BaxterNowPlaying
snoooooooooooooooooorrrreeeeeee ^._.^
my l4st 9irrl dumped me cos i 4te herr lipstick i didnt know it w4s forr decorr4tion lol
Easy mistake t☾ make, s☾mething that bright and c☾l☾rful had t☾ have tasted g☾☾d yes? ʕxᴥ•ʔ
You really expect me to mosey on past this sheer idiocy on display? Here's hopin' you got a moirail capable of teaching you not to put whatever the hell you find on the ground into your maw.
i dont need nobody i c4n t4ke 9ood c4rre of me firrst of 4ll 4nd second i hope u fi9urre out how to pull urr frrond out of urr 9lobecrr4ck n stop di99in 4rround in therre 4nd fourrth orr wh4teverr numberr werre on i 4m 9onn4 e4t wh4t 4ppe4ls to me st4y m4d #hoe
Got no need, on account of the gloves. Surprised you know about doin' that if you're unaware of the purpose of lipstick. Guess the olive schulfeeding ain't all it's cracked up to me.
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give me a random number from 1 to 1168 and i'll give you a song from my music playlist
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these bluebloods n hi9hbloods i know c4ll theirr custodi4ns shit like Most Honorr4ble One 4nd Ourr Irrrrefut4ble 9uid4nce orr some otherr bullshit lol my 9irrl is c4lled slinkm4sterr 4k4 sl4nky 4nd wh4t 4bout it lol
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seems like >n issue th>t could be resolved, >t le>st on your end, by not burrowing on my fuckin' property, doesn't it. >nd don't touch them. le>ve them >lone.
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