♥ liked by @trainedConvivialist
ToDAy i ATE A GREEn bAll ThinG iT TASTED likE CRunCh AnD buRninG
Lack ☾f c☾ntext, s☾rry. But yes, still. I can see h☾w it lead t☾ this ʕxᴥ•ʔ
Easy mistake t☾ make, s☾mething that bright and c☾l☾rful had t☾ have tasted g☾☾d yes? ʕxᴥ•ʔ
SinCE noboDy buT mE unDERSTAnDS ThE RulES oF ThE pAVESTRip hERE'S ThE RulES oF ThE REVVinG pAVESTRip onE. SuRViVAl oF ThE FiTTEST. you CAnT ComplAin iF you GET oVERTAkEn oR pAuSE-STiCk ChECkED oR WhATEVER bECAuSE iT mEAnS you DiDnT noT SuCk EnouGh TWo. DonT bE A REVVinG WRiGGlER. ThiS iS SERiouS STuFF AnD you CAnT FlinCh WhEnEVER you hEAR A liTTlE CouGhinG SpuTTERinG ShuTTlEbuGGy pASS by. iF you CAnT hAnDlE iT ThEn QuiT opERATinG hEAVy mAChinERy FoR GiRlS ThREE. juST bECAuSE youR ShiTboX hAS mETAl REinFoRCEmEnTS DoESnT mEAn iT CAn SuRViVE A hEAD-on ColliSion. you nEED plATinG To SpARE oR EnouGh hAnDlinG To SWERVE ARounD oThER TRAFFiC FouR. iF you SEE A TRoll on ThE RoAD, ThEy hAVE iT CominG. FiVE. hiTTinG moST SmAll luSii Will DEAl noT A loT oF DAmAGE To youR VEhiClE. DonT bE AFRAiD To SpEED up SiX. FouR AnD FiVE DonT Apply FoR bluEblooDS AnD up. GooD ChAnCE ThEy CAn TAnk iT AnD youR ShiT iS WRECkED. ThATS noT EVEn SAyinG AnyThinG AbouT WhATEVER youRE DRiVinG. iT ShoulD bE obViouS noT To RiSk youR Skin mESSinG WiTh hiGhblooDS buT EVERy liTTlE RASCAl ThAT GETS in ThE piloTS SEAT ThinGS ThEyRE ThE kinG oF ThE RoARbEASTS SuDDEnly SEVEn. STEp on iT! im hERE To Go FAST So you bETTER Go REVVinG FAST EiGhT. ATTACk ThoSE TuRnS oR ElSE you look likE A Whimp ninE. iF youRE hAulinG A kill on ThE mAin STRip DonT bloW youR liD WhEn SomEboDy ElSE SnAGS iT. my luSuS nEEDS To EAT Too SoRRy you WEREnT SnEAky oR FAST EnouGh To kEEp iT FoR youRSElF TEn. iF SomEboDyS in- holD on ThiS WRiGGlERS bAREly moVinG GonnA RAm ThEm oFF ThE pAVESTRip TEn. iF SomEboDyS in youR WAy ThEn Go moVE ThEm ouT oF iT ElEVEn. iF youRE DRiVinG DonT TEXT oR ChiT ThAT youRE DRiVinG. pEoplE Will GET mAD AT you FoR no REASon
give me a random number from 1 to 1168 and i'll give you a song from my music playlist
>> g¡r1 what 😭😭 ¡'m g1ad you're do¡ng good, ¡'m good too
:o3 my lusus ¡s named partyh0rn :o3
i'd w>tch wh>t you s>y to someone who's lo>d g>per >nd corresponding w>stepipes >re directly >bove your respiteblock.
Pr3tty h3h3-
<<"cute!">>
Yo, I got mad re$pect for the tunnelin & $hiz, but you better $tay outta my $ta$h, ya dig??? Th@ $hit'$ my LIVELYHOOD, yo!
based actually i wish i could be a tunnel buddy digging around stealing all the diamonds and gold and rare mint vinyls from unplayed collections
h3h3 th4nk y0uuuu <>
Okay, well, yes. But surely there are much better things two eat than paint.