Tails
@transonicVulpes
Transfem fox with twin tails and plane autism!
:33< buy my brand new cereal "spidpurr nightmare"
<!-- Likely still better than some of the rations I've made the past week! -->
:33< they got mew on rations??? :33< mew in war girl or something???
:33< well if mew n33d anyathing and i can purrvide it let meow know
<!-- Well.. It looks like I'm stuck here for a while now, as I believe somebody pickpocketed my transporter device to get home at #eridanweek Please let me know if you have seen either the device or who may have taken it.. Hope the Hotels here are friendly.. -->
If worst comes to worst I'll zap you back to where you need to go
Just hit me up and we'll figure it out.
<!-- If it comes down to it.. Though I'd much prefer to find my transporter as that could be a stressful loose end to have laying around.. -->
<!-- I feel like I've been sitting here forever! When is troll bruno mars performing? #eridanweek -->
<!-- Ok as soon as i sent this he showed up!! -->
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
<!-- Honestly the 7 layer dip was pretty good! -->
OKAY, THAT I$ TRUE. BUT ALL THE FUCKING CHIP$ ARE $HAPED LIKE HI$ HAIR $WOOP.
<!-- I was much more comfortable eating the hair swoop than the alternative that is eating his face heheh -->
WHEN I RETURN TO ALTERNIA, THERE WON'T BE AN #ERIDANWEEK THERE WILL ONLY BE #EGGMANWEEK EVERY WEEK!!!
<!-- Come to #eggmanweek where you too can get food poisoning at the egg salad only buffet cx -->
WHY YOU LITTLE!!! IF I COULD I'D SEND A SQUADRON OF BADNIKS TO YOUR LOCATION RIGHT NOW!!! YOU'RE LUCKY I AM WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW!!!
I have it on record that aliens have invaded Chittr. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/464cd448fba8.png
<!-- I wouldn't really call it invading, I'd call it moreso an unexpected guest c: -->
<!-- I seem to be having an issue.. This is currently the first reply to every single post, to comical effect heheh! https://i.imgur.com/7ySsMij.png -->
(( I wasnt crazy!! ))
(( 'Tis a glitch! Try closing the tab and opening a new one. That's what fixes it for me.
<!-- It fixed itself, but it was really funny while it lasted! -->
🍌- Having a late night banana!!! HOW IS EVERYONE ON THE SITE TONIGHT???
<!-- I wonder what I should do with this old surplus of napalm I have in storage.. Does napalm go bad? -->
:33< ill buy it off mew if mew dont want it
:33< thats great thats all i really want anyaways to take it off mewre hands :33< how meowch mew want fur it and in what purrency?
<!-- I'm not sure if there is an exchange rate established between our currencies yet, so uh.. just consider it a gift i guess! -->
:33< what purrency do mew mewse? :33< rings? :33< i got rings if thats what mew want fur it :33< wouldnt want to just take it fur nothin i would f33l weird :33< i got treaspurr if thats purrfured
<!-- Rings aren't really all that valuable. We really just use standard dollars here in Central City. I suppose treasure is a fair compromise though! -->
:33< sure yeah here --SENT boatloadoftreaspurr.obj--
<!-- Pleasure doing business! And I'm surprised matter transportation is already calibrated to this locale! -->
:33< website handles that i dont gotta know where mew are mew dont gotta know where i am :33< purrety clawnveinent the codpurr did a great job
<!-- Truly a marvel! Much respect to the creators of this platform! -->
<!-- When all alone in my bed I just go about yearning.. Girls!! Heheh c: #yuri #nsfw (?) -->
:33< top nyatch stuff right here k33p it up tails
<!-- Well, as much as I would love to attend #eridanweek to sate my curiosities. I already promised I'd attend a trip to Apotos with Amy and Blaze -->
please keep an eye out for @hedgehogObliterator while you are there.
<!-- I'm always praying that one of these days I won't have to look out for anything on one of these trips.. but thank you for your concern! -->
YOU LOOK LIKE THAT FOX LUSUS PEST THAT SONNIQ WAS HANGING OUT WITH. BUT DIFFERENT. I HOPE WE'RE NOT ON THE SAME PLANET, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF DOMINATING THE NEWTROGIC HIGH ZONE AND I HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH, WITH THE ECHIDNA AND THE CROCODILE AND THE REST OF THE WRETCHED "CHAOTIX CREW".
<!-- Honestly I hope so too. I think I've had enough Eggman duplicates for a whole lifetime.. -->