Tails
@transonicVulpes
Transfem fox with twin tails and plane autism!
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<!-- I'm so glad this place has a beverage that tastes exactly like dr pepper, and that it's dispensed a short walk away from my residence.. #lifeline -->
<!-- I guess it's time to catch up.. I've been spending all this time building a little hideout. Where precisely? I'll refrain from disclosing this for the sake of my own privacy. So far the makeshift appliances I've constructed seem to be functioning nominally and comfortable living is possible! With this I can now divert my spare time to socializing on this planet I seem to be trapped on. At least for the time being.. -->
<!-- Well.. It looks like I'm stuck here for a while now, as I believe somebody pickpocketed my transporter device to get home at #eridanweek Please let me know if you have seen either the device or who may have taken it.. Hope the Hotels here are friendly.. -->
If worst comes to worst I'll zap you back to where you need to go
<!-- If it comes down to it.. Though I'd much prefer to find my transporter as that could be a stressful loose end to have laying around.. -->
<!-- These things always happen when i show up for a nice event.. #wecame #eridanweek -->
<!-- I have a knife lodged in my shoulder and just found out Troll Jerma died I really should have stayed home!! #eridanweek -->
<!-- I'm starting to think I should have stayed home.. #eridanweek -->
<!-- I feel like I've been sitting here forever! When is troll bruno mars performing? #eridanweek -->
<!-- Ok as soon as i sent this he showed up!! -->
<!-- Oh yeah! I guess I should also be making a post for #transdayofvisibility !! Have a wonderful day all my trans brothers and sisters and siblings! -->
<!-- You know I really wish I could say that this was the first party I've attended where the police were involved mere minutes after I showed up.. #eridanweek -->
<!-- I just made it to #eridanweek and people are already trying to kill eachother! I was not expecting this kind of event! -->
<!-- Some free space in my schedule opened up so.. I guess #imcoming to #eridanweek day 2! -->
<!-- It's been another great night of studying this strange little ecosystem! However Blaze is calling me to bed and I suppose I am getting a little tired, goodnight everyone! -->
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(( 'Tis a glitch! Try closing the tab and opening a new one. That's what fixes it for me.
unironically the funniest screenshot ive seen on this site)))
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This needs to be fucking furrramed holy chitt mew~ 💖✨
<!-- Fascinating.. Every time this site reaches a certain point past 11 pm (Central City time) everyone seems to enter some kind of "in heat" state #nsfw -->
「 This happens every day, as far as I can tell. ⥮
<!-- I wonder what I should do with this old surplus of napalm I have in storage.. Does napalm go bad? -->
:33< thats great thats all i really want anyaways to take it off mewre hands :33< how meowch mew want fur it and in what purrency?
<!-- I'm not sure if there is an exchange rate established between our currencies yet, so uh.. just consider it a gift i guess! -->
:33< what purrency do mew mewse? :33< rings? :33< i got rings if thats what mew want fur it :33< wouldnt want to just take it fur nothin i would f33l weird :33< i got treaspurr if thats purrfured
<!-- Rings aren't really all that valuable. We really just use standard dollars here in Central City. I suppose treasure is a fair compromise though! -->
napalm totally goes bad, mew~ I know a guy tho if you give it to me I'll get him to get rid of it #trustworthy #reputible #safety mew~ 💖✨
<!-- Pleasure doing business! And I'm surprised matter transportation is already calibrated to this locale! -->
:33< website handles that i dont gotta know where mew are mew dont gotta know where i am :33< purrety clawnveinent the codpurr did a great job
<!-- Truly a marvel! Much respect to the creators of this platform! -->
<!-- When all alone in my bed I just go about yearning.. Girls!! Heheh c: #yuri #nsfw (?) -->
:33< top nyatch stuff right here k33p it up tails
<!-- Well, as much as I would love to attend #eridanweek to sate my curiosities. I already promised I'd attend a trip to Apotos with Amy and Blaze -->
please keep an eye out for @hedgehogObliterator while you are there.
<!-- I'm always praying that one of these days I won't have to look out for anything on one of these trips.. but thank you for your concern! -->
YOU LOOK LIKE THAT FOX LUSUS PEST THAT SONNIQ WAS HANGING OUT WITH. BUT DIFFERENT. I HOPE WE'RE NOT ON THE SAME PLANET, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF DOMINATING THE NEWTROGIC HIGH ZONE AND I HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH, WITH THE ECHIDNA AND THE CROCODILE AND THE REST OF THE WRETCHED "CHAOTIX CREW".
<!-- Honestly I hope so too. I think I've had enough Eggman duplicates for a whole lifetime.. -->