♣ mediated by @tresTrace
HAHAHA YEAH. THINK FAST.

and the upset doesnt repeat itself! gardener out, handmaid mowves forvwards! okay, i vwanted to do wvork for that last one, but... cmon. her imperious condescension against lamplady swvansong. youll take wvhat i giwve you and youll like it. #cronusbabeoff #nsfwv <3 or <> for lamplady svwansong <3< or c3< for her imperious condescension

okay, sorry for the wvait. yeah, wvriska beat out latula. shocker. heres... a match that shouldnt be interesting, but might be. the gardener wversus the handmaid. wvhos the gardener? exactly. beforan kanaya, i guess. but she smashed madame lalonde in the last round, so anything could happen. theres not a lotta creator fanart out there of her, so... yeah, i had to improvwise. #nsfvw and all that. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for the handmaid

hmm. something oedipal happened here. the gardener, despite all odds, beats out mommy lalonde. smells fishy to me, but the numbers dont like. the next match up... wvho is this? ms. paint? i dont evwen... ah shit, i shouldwve picked the mail lady. vwhatewver. ms. paint! wversus... her imperious coddamn condescension herself. vwhos it gonna be this #cronusbabeoff? <3 or <> for ms. paint <3< or c3< for condy

Inspired by my nemesister @woeGothic I come to you with a substantially superior poll: The appetizer sampler poll. (MLG soundbites) <3 / <> Chili's Triple Dipper (Pick three out of chicken crisps, sliders, mozzarella sticks, egg rolls) c3< / <3< Applebee's Triple Dip Trio (Pick three out of Boneless Wings, Mozzarella Sticks, Chicken Quesadilla, Chicken Wonton Tacos, Brew Pub Pretzels, Applebee's Riblets, Double Crunch Shrimp, Crunchy Onion Rings, Waffle or Classic Fries) I can see how Applebee's would be more enticing on grounds of variety, but Chili's is just iconic. The cornerstone of any and all other appetizer samplers

first match of round one, and unfortunately, this is one i think is gonna be quick and easy. just like our top seed, jade harley! shes going up against the bottom seed, calliope. lets see wvhat chittr thinks of these twvo. <3 or <> for calliope <3< or c3< for jade #cronusbabeoff #suggestivwe

