The Bland Highblood
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:33 < *ac stalks upon the chittr platform like a sneaky and silent purredator stalking its prey* :33 < *then with a mighty swing hits the send button like its a fun toy squeakbeast! but not befur writing an intro post* :33 < hi everyone! my name is nepeta and i love games :33 < ive b33n getting into video games even though im not very good at them yet, but theyre still lots of fun!

post more honkslop rankmaid-sama no more honkslop rankmaid-sama we hate clowns rankmaid-sama we want to fuck the paint off of clowns rankmaid-sama there is no winning posting honkslop (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
Yooo I found a goat lusus in my yard :o0 Its chill as hell but its chewing up my patio couch

concept: your clown kismesis trying to teach you a holy lesson being tossed over their knee with the book of hilarity laid out in front of you reading passages while they leave handprints with every spank being forced to restart every time you trip up or stutter (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #nsfw, clownslop, honkslop, religious focus, pitchfic, blackrom, punishment, masochism, archive rating: E)
OFTENTIMES I FACE THE HATERS. AND THE LOSERS. AND THE CRITICS. WHO ARE CLAMORING TO ASK. MARA SAMA. WHY DO YOU KEEP COLLECTING #AMPORAS. ESPECIALLY THE ALTERNIAN ONES. WHAT IS THE APPEAL. HAVE YOU EVER MET A TROLL. SO GOOD AT BEING A TROLL. THAT YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM UP AS A SHINING EXAMPLE. OF A JOB WELL DONE. PRINT HIM OUT. ATTACH HIM TO YOUR RESUME. WITH HIS KILL COUNT AT THE TOP. CIRCLED IN HIGHLIGHTER. THAT'S EVERY LAST ONE OF THESE LITTLE SCHOOLHIVE SLAUGHTERERS TO ME. EVERYTHING I'M DOING TO ALTERNIA. AMOUNTED TO THAT. HE IS AN EXAMPLE OF MY HEROIC EFFORTS. FINALLY PAYING OFF. AND THEY DON'T #PAY ME. SO I HAVE TO TAKE #PRIDE IN A #JOBWELLDONE. #NSFW
:33< kitty on main
:33< wubba lubba dub is that true?
WAS TOLD THERE WERE SPHERES AND BULGE HERE. WAS LIED TO. #NSFW
It is that time of year again, when I must replace another oft-used broom. It is always sad to lay such a faithful servant to rest, but they die knowing they did their duty.
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@tenkaichiBudokai https://media.tenor.com/pSnq15bRYvMAAAA1/always-sunny-in-philadelphia-charlie-day.webp
My tendrils spill.
EXECUTIVE ORDER One Daavid Stride requested an executive order to be put forth to combat the scandalous and inappropriate behavior directed towards him. As one of my valued constituents, I am happy to oblige. I have signed an executive order barring the discussion of pailing in relation to one Daavid Stride. Failure to abide by this order will result in a disapproving stare from myself, Trollbama, or a member of my esteemed staff. Daavid Stride may, if they so choose, grant an individual immunity to this executive order. Thank you for your time.
I got a lot of catchin’ up to do wvhen it comes to human culture. Next up. Learnin’ howv to drivwe their cars.


































