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post more honkslop rankmaid-sama no more honkslop rankmaid-sama we hate clowns rankmaid-sama we want to fuck the paint off of clowns rankmaid-sama there is no winning posting honkslop (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
I continue to find myself at a loss for words as the night progresses. The vagueposting and messages and the like were plenty to stun me into silence, but that image¹ may very well be the final straw that places me into arrest of the pusher.² ¹ #semivagueposting ² This is dramatic exaggeration.
OFTENTIMES I FACE THE HATERS. AND THE LOSERS. AND THE CRITICS. WHO ARE CLAMORING TO ASK. MARA SAMA. WHY DO YOU KEEP COLLECTING #AMPORAS. ESPECIALLY THE ALTERNIAN ONES. WHAT IS THE APPEAL. HAVE YOU EVER MET A TROLL. SO GOOD AT BEING A TROLL. THAT YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM UP AS A SHINING EXAMPLE. OF A JOB WELL DONE. PRINT HIM OUT. ATTACH HIM TO YOUR RESUME. WITH HIS KILL COUNT AT THE TOP. CIRCLED IN HIGHLIGHTER. THAT'S EVERY LAST ONE OF THESE LITTLE SCHOOLHIVE SLAUGHTERERS TO ME. EVERYTHING I'M DOING TO ALTERNIA. AMOUNTED TO THAT. HE IS AN EXAMPLE OF MY HEROIC EFFORTS. FINALLY PAYING OFF. AND THEY DON'T #PAY ME. SO I HAVE TO TAKE #PRIDE IN A #JOBWELLDONE. #NSFW
SOMETIMES I ACTUALLY THANK MY LUCKY FUCKING STARS THAT I'M IN HERE AND YOU'RE ALL TRAPPED OUT THERE WITH EACH OTHER! BARE GOD DAMN MINIMUM, I CAN PRETEND TO HAVE HALF A BARRIER FROM THE LOONEYBLOCK GIBBERISH PARADE, EVEN WHEN I CONSTANTLY RETURN TO THIS DEN OF INSANITY AND SELF-TORTURE.
I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE A STRETCH FOR ME TO SAY THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU ARE WILLFULLY OBTUSE AND CONFUSING ON PURPOSE. YOU ALL EXIST AS A MOB OF MASSIVE SHIT-BEFUDDLERS AND MONGERS OF THE FOULEST, MOST PAN-DEAD TRASH POSSIBLE. AND I'M ALMOST CRAZY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT AT LEAST HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES WERE PUT ON THIS PLATFORM TO PERSONALLY DRIVE ME TO THE BRINK OF REPEATEDLY BLUDGEONING MY SKULL AGAINST MY CELL WALLS FOR A SINGLE MOMENT OF SWEET RELIEF. EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T. AND THAT'S THE MOST HORRIFYING FACT ABOUT THIS ENTIRE CLUSTERFUCK, IF WE'RE BEING HONEST. YOU'RE ALL JUST *LIKE* THAT.
YOU MUST THINK YOU'RE HILARIOUS, DON'T YOU! I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU DO. I'M SO SURE, THE SURITY IS LEAKING FROM MY AURICULAR SPONGES LIKE SOME SORT OF PAINFULLY EXPRESSED PUS. AND THE PUS IS CHOCK FUCKING FULL OF ITS OWN DISGUSTING CERTAINTY TOO, IN CASE ONE OF US WAS EVER FUZZY ON THIS TOPIC.
what if im actually the wvokest guy here? besides the vwoke highblood obvwiously
Still waiting to be punched through three walls, launched with an aerial attack, juggled for several hits, then meteor smashed so hard I leave a crater
:33 < ooo candy!! :33 < *eats both*
"= blue one for sure ="
The red pill h^s been forcefully down my gullet from h^tching. But I would pick it ^ll the s^me.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WANNA 67 SOME SPHERES, WHO'S GOT ME. :o? #nsfw
Disgusting.
See, I know Yoda. I do not know Gogurt or whatever it's called.
dammit i summoned hate bot.
1 F33L L1K3 3V3RYON3S G3TT1NG T1R3D OF M3 HON3STLY >:[ #S4DPOST1NG
Is anyone here in the performing arts Especially on Earth C I am tired of "getting my start" building sets for elementary school plays And I refuse to use my parentage to secure an unfair advantage
Actually Based On The Feed Maybe An Hour Or Two Longer Wouldn’t Be Too Bad.
hmm maybe i should have waited to brush my tail until after i got my things out of the drier because the static has taken its toll
sometimes i really do miss being able to go through walls
☉⇋☿ I hate running low on facepaint. </3
what's a highblood? /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ sounds scary...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i nEeD AsK... wHa7 Is a mŌōŌōŌiRaIl?...
JOJOOO> I'm waiting for Caesar right now 🤤🤤🤤 <JOJOOO
1M 1N H3444444TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT #SUGG3ST1V3 #NSFW ??
"adoption" may be the easiest word for it since i didn't give birth, and when she came into my care she seemed to be about six months old by my best guess. but she is in fact my biological daughter. i hadnt had much opportunity to talk about it until now. there were exactly two people who would understand, and there was no point in telling them since they already knew everything and musing on it all philosophically would not only have been unproductive but also entirely uninteresting to either one. and then one of them died, and thank fuck he did. now its just me and the man who got stuck in the exact same boat. i hope hes doing alright.
This one was bad. I shall try again tomorrow.
things im addicted to because addictive personality baby #substance #cw-self-harm u have been warned alcohol caffine fake gambling in vedeo games but not real gamblin burnin myself with candle wax to peal the wax off i also like the burn alcohol again other things that hurt me physically but were not going that deep in a shitpost and u need level 4 friendship for those uncensored jokes when im sober feeling shitty
I should stop putting all my thoughts here. Most of what I'm thinking belongs in a notebook, not a public forum.
My Wife May Be Dead, But Her Spirit Still Lives On In My Heart. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
I Have, And Let Me Tell You, They Tarnished The Good Name Of Orwell's Book! I Don't Get How Companies Think That They Can Just Remake A Book As A Movie And Screw With The Message Of Said Book. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
CUT THAT SHIT OUT. FOR THE LOVE OF THE MOTHER GRUB'S FETID FUCKING TAINT, YOU ARE IN *PUBLIC*!
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This Rankmaid individual appears to be remarkably popular, and as I scroll through her posts I am able to see why that is. Her posts seem to fit the general attitude of this site very well and I can appreciate that! Even if reading them seems to make my eyes glaze over and every part of my body feel a way I am finding impossible to describe and I am also getting a little lightheaded. I've lost my train of thought as I was typing this.
he disliked the post gomen
could you imagine if your friends who are matesprits invited you out to hang out and you were like "no i dont want to impose" but they reassured you they wanted you there so you hang out and are kind of third wheeling but its okay because you enjoy spending time with them and later you go back to their hive and things are winding down and youre thinking about leaving but before you can bring up heading out you notice that theyre kissing and they havent stopped kissing for a while so youre sitting there just staring at them and you cough or clear your throat but all it does is make one of them pull the other into their lap and youre frighteningly close to both of them and can hear the noises of them making out and youre forced to just hold onto your knees and sit there while you debate what to do and finally you stand up to start heading to the door and one of them goes "where do you think youre going" and you just sort of laugh and say "yyou guys are busy ill leave you alone" and both of them look at you with a pitiful expression and say "no we want you here" "we want you to stay" so you sit back down and they pick back up like nothing has changed (tags: im not sure, #nsfw, archive rating: M)