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tOtAlly tUbulAr.

totally tubular (|:D

Totally tu8ular. ::::) #UnsureA8outThisTrend #Pro8a8lyHarmless #Silly

i’m ngl i always thought the maryams were super boring

< I LIKE THE MARYAMS. MINE CHOKED ME OUT ONCE IT WAS HOT. >

< YOU WOULD THINK I'D GET BETTER AT REMOVING FACE PAINT AFTER WEARING IT FOR SO MANY YEARS. UNTRUE; I GOT A FUCK TON IN MY EYES, AND THIS SHIT BURNS. >

< NOTE: I DIDN'T BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF FLORID'S EX FOR FLORID PER SE; I DID IT BECAUSE I WAS ALREADY IRRITABLE, AND I JUST SO HAPPENED TO LIKE FLORID. I'M ALL BITE, NO BARK. >
Haven’t said cloaca in a while.

if this chitt gets nuff reacts ill kill da news guy again but i aint playin whack-a-loser for less than 10

An Eldritch abomination technically.
I adore him in the same breath that I hate him. But I don’t hate that I adore him. He’s so perfect already but he can be so much more than this. It’s hard to express without it sounding like it’s quadsmearing.

If you or a loved one have been hurt by "wizard pussy" you are entitled to financial compensation. #nsfw
what does it mean when someone just hits every single reaction on your chit? is this some kind of secret code.

you were off being busy and annoying somewhere else. it is your only upside.

The best substance to dip french fries in is: <3 Ketchup <> Mayo <3< Ranch c3< Nothing
WOULD EITHER LIKE PIE? BEST FOR SUBSTANCE.

I AM CONFUSED.

:33 < i'm glad efurryone thought my custom word list was fun and fair uwu
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა my name is minimi and this is mostly a chittr page for me to talk about my interests! so there's gonna be a lot of yearning and talking about bulges. mostly highblood but honestly I'm not picky ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა this was my moirail's idea because I've been talking their auditory cups off for sweeps and they're probably right that I need another outlet ૮꒰˶•༝•˶꒱ა ♡ I'm a she but sometimes a he! #nsfw #suggestive #nsfwe Ი𐑼

dayum i hoep theyr ok :( hope*
FIND MY CURSED VIDEO TAPES.
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HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/FM4RK2.PNG JUST WANTED TO SHARE A SWEET AND TENDER EMBRACE WITH MY BRINYLICIOUS WIFE WHOSE ONLY RECENTLY RETURNED FROM WHAT SHE CALLS "STUPID STAR WARS". SEIZE ANY OPPORTUNITY TO CAPTURE A TENDER MOMENT WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE. #NSFW
Oh, dear, you left before the violence became an option. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
Professor Mayonaka

DO YOU GUYS TH1NK 1'D B3 1MMUN3 TO TH3 MONST3R 1N NOP3 B3C4US3 1'M BL1ND OR MOR3 SUSC3PT1BL3 TO 1T B3C4US3 1 DON'T KNOW WH3R3 1'M LOOK1NG
Morning! It's Buy My Arte day. Every day. 5% off for trolls who use my code ARTE15.
My fellow posters, As i promise, I deliver. Here are my results of this test. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4cc1c6b5e0aa.jpg #nsfw

So many Aradias/Damaras/Handmaids. It's making me throb in all the right places. #nsfw

Yaknow it2 kind of crazy to think about, but I dont think I hav3 3v3r actually had a moirail
HUM4N BULG3S 4R3 R34LLY FUNNY HON3STLY WHY 4R3 TH3Y L1K3 TH4T #NSFW
1 F33L L1K3 TH3R3S SOM3TH1NG 3XTR3M3LY 1MPORT4NT 1 N33D TO DO R1GHT NOW
THE END OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE IS NIGH, AS LONG AS THE HEDGEHOG STAYS OUT OF MY WAY.
I'M THINKING IF I COULD HARNESS THE POWER OF THE CHAOS EMERALDS, AND RESONATE THEIR ENERGIES WITH THAT OF THE PHANTOM RUBY, I CAN TEAR THE FABRIC OF REALITY AND SEND MY FLEET BACK TO ALTERNIA IN FULL FORCE. ONCE MY TITANIC MONARCH IS COMPLETE, SUCH A FEAT WILL BE POSSIBLE!!!















