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TH1S T3Z 1S TURN1NG 1N FOR TH3 D4Y TO 4LL T34LBLOODS 1 L4Y 4 L1TTL3 K1SS ON YOUR B1G FOR3H34DS 3V3RYBODY 3LS3 C4N SUCK 1T!!
I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE A STRETCH FOR ME TO SAY THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU ARE WILLFULLY OBTUSE AND CONFUSING ON PURPOSE. YOU ALL EXIST AS A MOB OF MASSIVE SHIT-BEFUDDLERS AND MONGERS OF THE FOULEST, MOST PAN-DEAD TRASH POSSIBLE. AND I'M ALMOST CRAZY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT AT LEAST HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES WERE PUT ON THIS PLATFORM TO PERSONALLY DRIVE ME TO THE BRINK OF REPEATEDLY BLUDGEONING MY SKULL AGAINST MY CELL WALLS FOR A SINGLE MOMENT OF SWEET RELIEF. EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T. AND THAT'S THE MOST HORRIFYING FACT ABOUT THIS ENTIRE CLUSTERFUCK, IF WE'RE BEING HONEST. YOU'RE ALL JUST *LIKE* THAT.
YOU MUST THINK YOU'RE HILARIOUS, DON'T YOU! I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU DO. I'M SO SURE, THE SURITY IS LEAKING FROM MY AURICULAR SPONGES LIKE SOME SORT OF PAINFULLY EXPRESSED PUS. AND THE PUS IS CHOCK FUCKING FULL OF ITS OWN DISGUSTING CERTAINTY TOO, IN CASE ONE OF US WAS EVER FUZZY ON THIS TOPIC.
Wagon Wheel Watusi
(=ↀΩↀ=) < I AM GOING TO POST MEWSIC I THINK :3 ♡"૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎Ა < SOME OF THEM HAVE FURRY GOOD BEATS!
:33< wubba lubba dub is that true?
((im sorry to everyone waiting on me for writing of any kind; i kind of fizzled and burnt out for reasons. i will try to return in full form eventually but im cooked right now :skull:
:33< on todays episode shitpeta goes to hell and doesnt clawm back
/)olle/) up an/) rrea/)y to go meet a (lient forr a business /)innerr! https://64.me/)ia.tumblrr.(om/393e1e36ee175(7160((f036(e/)3e/)a3/81b766(a1b/)33275-4(/s1280x1920/aa5103aab493/)3ff(/)65006269/)(1387e36f93b2.png
It is that time of year again, when I must replace another oft-used broom. It is always sad to lay such a faithful servant to rest, but they die knowing they did their duty.
i thinK troll columbo could Zolve the troll Kira murderZ btw no one doeZ it liKe him
Mood. (#su8stance just 8ecause im spiderposting!!) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9e/90/86/9e90861f5858047acf4cdce8fd8feaf2.jpg
< I HAVE A PICTURE WITH MY "IT'S COMPLICATED" QUAD @THALASSIANGHOUL (( ART BY: @SHJIYEMIS ON TUMBLR!! I WANTED TO SHARE IT CAUSE IT'S REALLY GOOD)) HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/6B11C2B53D077BA55CCCDFFB8205C9E9/0B36417A9879B889-9F/S1280X1920/DD7ACB961DCF0078AB9598204894EBDD5D76C495.PNG #SUBSTANCES >
Boots. https://i.imgur.com/zRrE2aF.png
You And I Should Shave Our Pubic Hair #songposting #nsfw? https://youtu.be/6rldjwvqp6g?si=bnlvguvwkb0qplo2
Are My References Too Niche
I Don’t Know I Found This Funny https://youtu.be/qlrhd6fv62e?si=eorr8fkveop37ea-
H0w 480u7 y0u g37 h0m3 57uck w17h 50m3 817ch35! #84dpun
:33 < meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow #nsfw
:33 < the mighty huntress demands attention :33 < fur she has not received nearly enough pets https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f43bca67e76.png #nsfw
Relatable.
@GuTsYgUmShOe HaPpY MoThEr fUcKiNg wRiGgLiNg dAy. #bIrThDaY AiN'T No oNe eLsE LiKe yOu. I MeAn tHaT ShIt sIsTeR. i'lL HoNk mY MoThEr fUcKiNg hOrN FoR YoU AnY DaY EvEn tHoUgH SoMeTiMeS YoU MaKe mE WaNnA RiP My hOrNs oFf. Oh yEaH HaPpY BiRtHdAy tO YoU ToO JoHn. HaVe a wIcKeD LaUgH ToDaY My bRoThEr. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/5BfB2CcE98fC.GiF
へ ╱| ૮ - ՛ ) ♡ (` - 7. / ⁻ ៸| |、⁻〵 乀 (ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ < I K33P FINDING THE CUTEST KITTIES FUR MY QUIRK!
:33 < f33ling cute today! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/771942109867278366/1493300222829396158/IMG_9063.jpg?ex=69de77b5&is=69dd2635&hm=e5f61653b7ea72fd391bf7bc9e30838090a2d5ba88c549fbe41b8c362bd97aab&
a motherfucker needs a smoke. or somethin' harder. #substance
✪✪✪✪ - A duel? Sure! I'm always happy to spar! Just be sure to keep up, alright?
crun.c hy
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY MUTHAHAFUCKING DEEP FRIED GIF.
Not now Sweetie, mommy hath imbybed too much coffee with Hoofbeast Lacrate and needs to go #Die on the loadgaper.
yo yo yo 8----> troll goku followed me my life is complete
✪✪✪✪ - Last I checked, yeah! Real as they come. Don't see why that's worth any fanfare, though! Hehe
Close your eyes. Count to three. Breathe deeply. An old ceramic pot, darkened with heat and age, simmers on the flame. Inside; cracked black pepper, crushed garlic, honey, lime juice, dried mango. Deeper in, past the oily surface; chicken, cayenne, salt, tomatillos and peppers blended to liquid, allspice, benzyl alcohol, seedlip alcohol, glyceryl monostearate, Polysorbate 60, propylene glycol dicaprylate, trolamine, white petrolatum, and the active ingredient: butenafine hydrochloride. This soup is honey garlic chicken and Lotrimin Ultra. It is the soup for the day, in a literal sense. It is what you feed your body today. Because you are hungry, and because you have horrible ringworm and don't wash your sheets. Later on, you'll add fresh air to the pot- and music. Pour in the the sight of rain, it's touch against your skin. Grind yourself against a micro plane. Sing something. Season your pot with yourself. Your whole life is concoction, and alchemy. When you walk down the aisles for your cream, for your pills, for the shoe inserts to make you stand straight, for water, for chocolate; you are the chemist. There is science in the tubes. But not in you. This is the experience of Walgreens.
EXECUTIVE ORDER One Daavid Stride requested an executive order to be put forth to combat the scandalous and inappropriate behavior directed towards him. As one of my valued constituents, I am happy to oblige. I have signed an executive order barring the discussion of pailing in relation to one Daavid Stride. Failure to abide by this order will result in a disapproving stare from myself, Trollbama, or a member of my esteemed staff. Daavid Stride may, if they so choose, grant an individual immunity to this executive order. Thank you for your time.
((Just to be clear btw. I don't mind others goofing about to to some extent, but Cronus isn't secretly in the closet or anything. I don't really enjoy making those sorts of jokes myself, I don't like to imply that someone is a misogynist and is obsessed with upholding his own masculinity just because he's secretly gay. Cronus is like this because he's a bad person who chooses to be this way every day. He's #notgay and proud because he's a dickhead.))
Computer, make all these guys gay and super horny. #NSFW, I believe.
It's a rainy day again here in Midnight City, but it's lovely all the same. The kinda day to settle by the window with a good book! I'm reading Agatha Christie's Murder at the Vicarage--no spoilers please!
I LOVE!!!!!!!!!! MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To make up for the absence of yesterday: Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.
#VAGUEPOST (˵ ¬ ⩊ ¬˵) < GOREGLE HOW TO MAKE THAT GUY GAY. FUR MY SHIPS.
It got \/\/\/\/orse.
I got a lot of catchin’ up to do wvhen it comes to human culture. Next up. Learnin’ howv to drivwe their cars.
Ne'er been more terrified o' a p0st.
#RANKBAIT #CRANKBAIT #NSFW #NSFWE LISTEN DOLL. YOU FIND YERSELF IN A DARK ROOM. ONLY THING YOU SEE IS THE RECORDING LIGHT OF A CAMERA. OVERHEAD SPEAKER. IT'S ME. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW. MY BIG VOICE SPEAKING OUT. "TORTURE SESSION OF SUBJECT RANK." HEHE YEAH. THEN. BIG METAL DOOR OPENS. IT'S ME. IF YOU DIDN"T CATCH THAT. BECAUSE I'M BAITING YOU. THEN IT'S ANOTHER ME ENTERING. TWO ME. US, EVEN. WE YAOI OUT. JUST OUTSIDE OF YER VIEW. MAYBE YOU SEE THE SHADOWS. IF YER LUCKY. EVERY TIME YOU GET EXCITED, ANOTHER ME IS THERE. DON'T ASK. NO TIME TRAVEL INVOLVED. JUST YOU AN US. HE'S THERE TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET OFF. CAGED YA. REDUCIN YA STIMULATION. HELL YEAH. NO COMPLETION. NO NOTHIN. HELL YEAH. CUCKMAID. HELL YEAH. AFTER HOURS OF YOU LEAKIN AND RUINING MY GOOD CHAIR. I LET YOU GO. WE CLEANED OURSELVES UP. EVEN THE STANK OF THE GAY AIN'T IN THE AIR. WE DENY IT. DIDN'T HAPPEN. HELL YEAH.
3833 < Do you guys mind if I'm a shape about it? > #sealposting https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/harp-seal-looking-camera-14246493.jpg
training going well, halfway done. sweaty. need a cold beer. #substance
watchin the shape of water has done things 2 my taste in monsters and men
I HAVE BEEN FEELING STIFLED. BY THE QUAD REACT BUTTONS. BECAUSE I AM USED TO THE VASTLY RICHER. AND MORE SUPERIOR SYSTEM. OF FROG SYMBOLS. WHERE THERE ARE SUCH OPTIONS AS "HAAHAA." AND "DANCING." AND "I WIN YOU LOSE."
the Øne gØØd thing abØut the quad buttØns. are the fact that yØu can hate things easily. i dØ nØt need sØmeØne tØ think i had any chance Øf liking their pØst. it was just bad.
#NowPlaying Vera Lynn - We'll Meet Again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk
I see myself in Master Shake on a personal level.
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D --> I have not as of yet D --> I heard it was disappointing
#4/13 #ALLCOLORSWEEK REMINDER THAT ALLCOLORSWEEK HAS BEGUN! POST IMAGES OF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS REGARDLESS OF BLOOD COLOR OR HEMOSPECTRUM! HAPPY 4/13, JOHN! HTTPS://SCONTENT-LGA3-3.XX.FBCDN.NET/V/T39.30808-6/487807858_1087924953378067_821179918684503361_N.JPG?STP=DST-JPG_S590X590_TT6&_NC_CAT=104&CCB=1-7&_NC_SID=7B2446&_NC_OHC=NYTKDRQVDZGQ7KNVWHSRULN&_NC_OC=ADO1GULYRC5PPZRM9QMLE54VEMJ--R2FKVEA_VH3FKBS9KFNSSVV84LLB_5CEETJZXY&_NC_ZT=23&_NC_HT=SCONTENT-LGA3-3.XX&_NC_GID=BEE2OP9UMTYGPP4PJTXAJG&_NC_SS=7A389&OH=00_AF1RKVSNPTVRP9HFPQZTJBYJMX7HHBF3MYSEHIIJE37KCQ&OE=69E2E63F
D --> As opposed to spamming the dash with them individually, you may have a small coll%ion of the outfits I have put together in the last hour or so in pokemon D --> Admittedly most of the time was spent navigating through menus buying them rather than act001y assembling anything D --> https://imgchest.com/p/pg732826j4r
ฅ（• ˕ •マ.ᐟ < OH!!! AND I FOUND THIS R333333ALLY CUTE KITMOJI, BUT I PURROBABLY CAN'T USE IT! SO HERE IT IS! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠋⠀⠹⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣠⣤⣤⣄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⠀⠈⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡾⠉⠉⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⢹⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇ ⣠⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠁⢹⣧⠀⠀⢈⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠏⠀ ⣿⠛⢷⣤⣤⡴⠶⠾⠃⠀⠀⣿⢀⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣼⠏⠀⠀ ⢻⡆⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⠶⠞⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⣿⡿⠟⣿⣄⡾⠟⡛⢓⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⡶⠞⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠹⣷⣼⣁⣽⣧⣽⠿⠋⢁⣠⣴⠶⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠰⣯⣁⣠⠴⠛⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣾⠋⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⢿⡷⠦⠴⠶⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⡏⢠⣿⢹⣧⠀⣾⠻⣧⠘⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠘⢷⠟⠁⢸⡏⠀⣿⠀⠻⣦⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⡟⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Crawled into the giant commemorative private Margaritaville cocktail statue like infant Christ in the manger. The new JC emerges fully formed, like the homjnculus. #substances
∧,,,∧ ꒰ ˶•⩊•˶꒱ / づ♡ < OK!!! SO FUR MY HATCHDAY SHIPS, IT'LL JUST BE ONE FUR EACH! I DON'T WANT THEM TO F33L OVERWHELMED BY MY AWESOME CHOICES! >₍^. .^₎< SOOO FUR THE DARK BLUE ONE, OBVIOUSLY, HIM AND RED STRIDER ARE SOOO <> CODED! AND THE LIGHT BLUE ONE IS FURRY <>/<3 CUSP CODED WITH THE LIGHT PINK ONE!
ฅ₍^•⩊ •マⳊ < PURRHAPS I SHOULD POST SOME HUMAN SHIPS FUR THEIR HATCHDAY! ≽^•⩊•^≼ < BUUUT I DON'T HAVE A LOT FUR THEM! SO MAYBE THEY'D BE SAD...
Alongside the birthday of some people close to me, I also wish everyone a happy Neil Bangin Out Tunes day.
I pose another question for you, Chittrspace. Who was /that/ fictional character for you? #suggestive https://i.imgur.com/lVq1t9u.png
// I'm adding "translations" of his emojis talk. I won't always add it but it's there jic it's hard to understand what he's saying.
☀️☕😊👋 ((good morning)) 📦🔓💪🥳😅 ((I manage to free myself from the box!))
D --> I haven't played Legends Z-A in a while so I decided to start it back up D --> I load in and turn around and a shiny Binacle spawns right where I was standing D --> So I guess I have that now
you get home to your sad dingy human hovvel to find the door ajar you creep inside already your chest tightens wwith terror and anxiety but you see me i wwhisper happy wwrigglin day before eruptin into a mass of flame you look ovver your shoulder and there i am behind you i shoot you happy wwrigglin day to blue fido and that girlbossin ceo crocker
>>| .oh gog... .a purpleblood mime... now that .is .amazing.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 thankfully I have never been in trouble enough to end up in clown court, but they did take us there in clown school on a field trip. This was of course many sweeps ago, but I would expect decorum not to have changed much. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
>>| you suggest them to go mime mode?
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Not always, and not all of them. #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
the wworld says hello good evvening rankmaid
good evening moonlight ^0^
Some fools see that which is beyond their comprehension and still try to cling to their worldview that is simply much too small to encompass it. It is your own weakness and ignorance that destroys your mind. Adapt or die.
:33 < the key to stalking someone :33 < is when mew asked fur their address to their hive :33 < make them act like its not that big of a deal
thats a good one can i borrow that for next week
Thank you Kinger, swalalala yourself a good night
It's important to remember that it doesn't matter if you shimmy, shimmy ay, or shimmy ah. It all leads to the same place: Drake, swalalala.
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🎤 👈👈👈 *ahem* I guess I'm really Bimpson, yeah. Oh yeah. 🙂
YOU W4NT TO WH4T
its uhhh find m'pages monday
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:o) Over the millenia I've versed myself in many forms of dance :o) In a desperate attempt to stave off mind numbing boredom :o) And thoughts that tend towards the dire. :o) I think if I had to pick a favorite :o) Based on how satisfying it feels to perform :o) I would pick Irish step dancing.
i wanna say it again happy birthday to the janes out there too! the crockers deserve just as much spotlight!!!
"What is special about today?" Can we as a society not celebrate any day we choose? Why must we ascribe meaning to every celebration? Today is a National Holiday for no reason in particular—enjoy it to your heart's content. Celebrate!
o- today my creator installed a video game emulator in my brain ! -o
X Happy birthday egbert & egbert alts…idrk y’all too well so I dunno what else to say x
"Haha, I understood that reference!" I say this to my coworker who repeatedly forgets that up until two months ago, I spent nearly 16 years in the game without an Earth to keep up to date on. I try to keep up, but I am still at the Harlem Shake in the grand scope of Pop Culture References. I have so long to catch up on.
2 lazy 2 post the image lolll but im liek tht 1 image xcept i say "bitches luv my jokes"
To John, June, and even Jinx Egbert, It has come to my attention that you have revolved once again around your majestic star. This quaint ritual is rather important it seems. Though even the smallest loops can feel significant when one lacks a broader vantage point. You may interpret this as congratulations. That would be a naive assumption. Birthdays are less a celebration of origin, and more an acknowledgement of trajectory. Each one places you further along the path you were always meant to walk, whether you understood it at the time or not. Especially you, J. Egbert. I imagine there will be cake, perhaps laughter, and balloons. These objects symbolize levity, a suspension of worry, and ignore the inherent problem of mortality. Enjoy them. All of these fleeting, weightless moments tend to matter more than one would expect, given how thoroughly they are eclipsed by what follows. Do take care in making your wish. You have a habit of doing so at rather pivotal junctures. Still, it is improper not to address the occasion. Though, the bluntness of the old fashioned "Happy Birthday" is rather disgusting. You are exactly where you need to be. Exactly where you were always going to end up. Enjoy the day. You've earned it.
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I AM OFFICIALLY UPPING MY ARTISTIC SKILLS, WHICH IS JUST A DELUSIONAL REBRANDING OF THE FACT THAT I’VE DECIDED TO PERSONALLY RE-ENACT THE CRUCIFIXION OF MY OWN SANITY ONLINE. HAPPY 3/14. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/994129369658298419/1493258940413378843/UNTITLED431_20260413075408.PNG?EX=69DE5142&IS=69DCFFC2&HM=A5A74481555372494E4906E35E4E6D65C79CB1082DD87C54C090A9A189B49CAC&
D --> What is everyone's favourite Shiny Pokemon
how am i just finding out about this https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90a51cb611ab.jpg
Many happy returns on this special occasion! I don't feel the need to elucidate on that, if you know you simply know. #413
#songposting https://open.spotify.com/track/7wwLxmUVLCfySaJ0fdyelI?si=dUhkDWpRShCZ13wvh8HkPA&pi=AxN1-36DRk2cx
prrr prrr.. ::3
PROS3CUT1NG L3G1SL4C3R4TOR: OBJ3CT1ON! COURT (1N 3CHO1NG VO1C3S): NO #COURTTR4NSCR1PTS
happy brithday 2 all the hot bitches in th world
L3G1SL4C3R4TOR, H34D 1N H4NDS: MY CL13NT'S R4P SH33T LOOKS L1K3 4 CVS R3C31PT
Oh!! Its butch cassidys birthday!
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? "When opening up the game, run /seed 41361211111349. It won't put you in the dead center of an ocean on Land of Infernos and Tides!" ____________ Today's SBURB fact was a request from @argenticGrandeur ! Say thank you for this player's research. ~> Reminder this fact is referring to "SBURB: ATARI EDITION", as the /seed command was removed in later ports of the game due to conflicts. © SBURB 2009
8=D < I enjoy leatherwork.
i could post #rankbait that would explode your pans but i dont know if yall are ready to hear it but rankmaid if you ever need a voidrot consultant you know who to call
:33 < h33h33 :33 < mew two are silly :33 < sometimes this is how mew two really be
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1 M1SS MY FR13ND https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1493090130532110376/ntv870m.png?ex=69ddb40b&is=69dc628b&hm=95d1dd644522dd0df604b6d6d0926e179950441681a0301113bfddf642f958d0 #art
X Taking sex director applications: Perks: you get to watch me fuck and take notes while saying what to do #nsfw #rankbait x
Karaoke time. What are YOU singing? Comment below.
8=D < I do not understand the purpose of such a game. I will return to my leatherwork.
post #rankbait
[How generous of you.] Let’s go back to the pharmakon. In Derrida’s essay that you’re so fond of plagiarizing— [You’ve read it?] Dirk. There’s more to my life than just children’s stories about ponies. My first book was about feminist theory as it relates to short films. [Huh. I didn’t know that. Maybe I’ll read it sometime.] Anyway, Derrida claims that one of the most important words in Plato’s Phaedrus is a word that’s not in it. [Right. The “chain of signification” begins with a reference to Pharmacia, and travels through other related words, like pharmakon. But Plato never mentions pharmakos, the scapegoat. Which is what his text is implicitly entirely about. Even if it escapes the notice of Plato himself, it nevertheless passes through certain discoverable points of presence that can be seen in the text.] Yes. And you’ve copied Plato’s exact chain (or copied Derrida’s copy of Plato’s chain), but with one difference. You mentioned pharmakos, because your text is very explicitly about sacrifice. And you mentioned Pharmacia and pharmakon, both as remedy/cure and even its secondary meaning as paint. No, the word you left out, your invisible link, is pharmakeus. Sorcerer. [Ah. The powerful one. The one in control.] Exactly. [So the absence of “pharmakeus” reflects my uncertainty about who is really in control of my own book. Back to control again.] Back to control again. See my point? [What exactly are you saying I’m afraid of? Of not being in control? Of being in control? Or of the uncertainty?] All three. [I thought you’d say that.] But here, in this book, right now, you’re afraid of taking control. Of being the invisible pharmakeus. You say that you want to erase this book by throwing it into the river Lethe. But come on. You don’t need to do that. You could erase it yourself. You, the author. You could burn it, or tear it up, or, hell, you could just stop writing it. But you’re choosing to act through Dirk the character, and trying to convince me, who is still you, to symbolically destroy it. Even though, ironically, I couldn’t destroy it in this way without you creating more of it — you need to write me destroying it. [I really do want to erase it. Everything I said earlier was true. I just… I guess that that’s not the only thing I want, is all. Or, only part of me wants it.] We both know you well enough to know that you can’t just abandon it. It’s not what you do. You always take your projects too far, and make them so hard for yourself, but you complete them regardless. Or maybe you even complete them because they’re so hard. You’re a masochist who creates problems for yourself just so you can be the one who solves them. [You’re not telling me anything I don’t already know.] So you need to finish it. And you could right now! “Jeanne Betancourt hurled the book into the river.” That’s all you need to write. So why don’t you write it? [It… this book’s gotten out of hand. It’s grown bigger than I intended. More complex. And I don’t think that I can just end all of that so abruptly.] Does that imply that you think this book has some sort of life of its own, beyond what you gave it? That in playfully making your characters self-aware, you made them aware of play, and somehow made them real? In a sense, at least. [When you put it like that, it sounds really stupid, doesn’t it?] Yeah, kind of. [But now the problem is that I’ve already wrapped up so much bullshit along with the rest of the book. Any parts of it that are worth saving are mixed up with all of my insecurities and self-importance and self-loathing. I can’t take any of those parts back now. Like I said, I don’t want Jane to see that. Hell, I don’t want to see that. So preserving this book would mean preserving all of… that along with it. Would it be merciful to put it out of its misery? Destroy it so that it doesn’t have to shoulder the onus of all the horseshit from my own brain that I pumped into it? Or is that just my selfishness talking, disguising itself as self-abasement?] Now we’re getting to the other big issue at the heart of things: responsibility. [Okay, yeah, I get it. We don’t need to talk about that one in detail here.] #DetectivePony #FMK #TheJudges #Minos #JeanneBetancourt #Dirk
thankin the chittr gods tht ppl ar ebein tornt so i dotn hav 2 b the entertainment tonite
8=D < Her beautiful red accessory. A stylish choice. https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/v1683487792/6457fc303a97fe001d6cb343.jpg
♰ ..where might i find more of this ♰
「まだまだながながまなばなきゃだな」はバーだね。 https://open.spotify.com/track/2KvhjbZPPtNXTB6wib1rXB?si=qo8Dj7apQYqXd6HzMhhNFw #ongaku
3833 < I will be #sealposting at random through my Chittr experience. > 3833 < This is a Ribbon Seal. > https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/s3//2024-06/750x500-adult-ribbon-seal-closeup-lindsay-afsc.jpg
when you at the bottom only place you can do is up #tierlist # nevamind i sound like cronus here imma just take the Ls
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ indigoblood walked up to me and just asked me if i wanted a new culler https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlin.gif ]
:33< watch out fur the telekinetic line
There is no question. Fuck. Hell, she looks unstable enough. Marry, even.
2o how gay ii2 iit two be obe22ed wiith 2omeone
The polls usually say it's pretty goddamn gay.
[[ If Demoness hates your post it's her way of showing she "likes" you since all she can feel is hatred. ]]
https://i.ibb.co/bS7C7yS/tiers.png Discuss.
You know what? I'll do #FMK with fictional characters. Comment some.
Fireplace going again. Dog laying at my feet. Guess I forgive the little bastard.
yEaH BrOtHeR ThAt's eXaCtLy hOw i'm mOtHeR FuCkInG FeElInG. eXcEpT YoU KiNdA ReMiNdInG Me oF KuRlOz iN A NoT GoOd wAy.
#HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoNk #cLoWnPoStInG
#substances pissed Øff human cueball. a celebratØry cigarette i think is needed.
I'm sure all the J.E.s out there will appreciate this one. Happy birthday, bud. ((And a happy 4/13 to everybody else <3)) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1493037258075410512/image.png?ex=69dd82cd&is=69dc314d&hm=95406818860a8ede164e5ecb8e565bb46c0c1c38bb2a5ca433a9569a32096f97&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=730&height=830
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 rehearsals are starting soon and i couldnt be more excited! #iloveplayrehearsal
u dnt hav 2 post booby pics if u jst show cleav in ur pfp #hax
By the Noble Circle, you people are dogs. Continue.
,,,!dont cqll them bitches, bro!,,,
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://msparp.chat/abotb# RIGHT HERE DAWG.
TYPO IN UNEDITABLE COMMENT. LET'S ALL SEPPUKU. #THATMEANS #SUICIDE
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fuck this. knife throwing nasty bitch. im gonna fuckher right up #eridanweek
YOU MISS ME? I AM HERE ONCE MORE. BITCHES.
Treated myself today. Beet salad with arugula, apples, goat cheese, walnuts, and balsamic vinaigrette, served with a fresh lemon asparagus risotto. Paired with a glass of Pinot Grigio of course. Luxury could be of your own creation, if you have the dedication to see it through.
HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/7D1151FERF9FERF9.PNG BACK FROM WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. HEHE.
c4n you show m3 your h1dd3n bl4d3? >8;] #nsfw? #youd3c1d3
As a wise man once told me: “Noooo… Don’t be sad you’re so sexy haha.” I am sure you all could follow this advice as well.
∞h, so it's a satire of sorts? I'll be sure to check with my local library to see if they have copies of either :-)
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d4d167aee0.jpg 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
:33< i k33p stealing the felt guy with the thirt33n hats bits and it pisses him off
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Go watch "Troll Airplane!" or if you want to know where it came from "Troll Zero Hour!" 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
I Have Returned From My Social Media Break Dearies~
WOW! How did you manage to fit a little video in your post? Also I'm sorry dear I don't recognize that film, so I'm probably missing a reference. It l∞ks like a h∞t though, what's the title? :-)
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 It's Sunday and if you are free, you can poison pigeons in the park with me if you'd like! #poision #pigeons #park #Sunday #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/451c130ff8f4.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
I Didn’t Take My Sneakers Off… i Am Still Sneakers O’toole!!
someone get that beaches sneakers
New suit, new me! I feel like a million boondollars! Here's some photographic evidence. [The lanky and tall carapacian holds up his phone in front of his face in a mirror. He is in a cream colored suit with dark brown pinstripes, the cut of which is something like out of a Leyendecker catalogue, tapering in slightly at the waist with the help of a high peak waistcoat. A watch chain can be seen hanging from the pocket of said waistcoat, and a slate blue tie with thick horizontal striping tied in a Pratt knot tucks neatly down behind the front. The knot of his tie is immaculate. The second photo shows his loafers: brown with toe-caps that match the cream coloring of his suit.]
ah…! i love roarbeastden! 0///v///0
Hahahahahahahaha! Dude, those animals are so fucking funny! They make me want to merge without looking!
That Familial Guy Sure Does Make Me Laugh
I’m Not Taking My Sneakers Off… i Am Sneakers O’toole!!!!
you have died of asphyxiation in an airlock accident
:33 < lights a joint :33 < puff puff puff :33 < eats it whole :33
velma in a gir hoodie. "my glasses, i can't be scene without my glasses!"
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I shall have the fish. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Little Ampora will get hit #violence
MOTHERFUCKER! AIN'T GOT NO POWER IN ME TO STOP WHAT NEEDS STOPPIN' ONLY GOT THE HORROR IN MY DECAYING, ROTTED SOUL TO LET THE TRAIN CHUG ALONG THE TRACKS AND WATCH IT CRASH WITH A SICK SMILE ON MY FACE. FLESH FROM BONE AND BONE TO DUST AND DUST TO THE STARS ABOVE I REMAIN THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE KURLOZ.
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Worker Bee Moviie ii2 full of 2ciientiifiic iinaccuraciie2, fiight me. #workerbeemoviie #wrong #2ciientiifiic #2eriiou2ly
This one's Hilda. I ain't surre she's a woolbeast exactly but th' herrd likes 'err. Rreal long neck. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4aaf604778a3.jpeg
DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS. THE LOSERS. AND THE BEFORANS ON THIS WEBSITE. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. WITH FEELING THINGS DEEPLY. AND REACTING INSTINCTIVELY. WITH UNBELIEVABLE VIOLENCE.
This is Arrabella. Th' electrric fence lickerr. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de4c7daf16f9.jpeg
Nearly done with the 200 follower horror story
:33< good night everybody :33< *ac yawns and gives a sl33py wave with her paw* :33< it's time to look over my supurrlise, it's a hunting day today!!! :33
Confinement inside the physical embodiment of the universe is an unpleasant business, by the way. I wouldn’t recommend it. Consider that knowledge a free sample.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ gA7HeRiNg sŌōŌōŌmE MōŌōŌōSsEs i hAd hUnG 7ōŌōŌō dRy sŌōŌōŌ I CaN ReCōŌōŌōVeR My pIlE. i nEeD NeW HiDeS, bU7 i fInD... 7RōŌōŌōLl hIdE UnCōŌōŌōMfŌōŌōŌr7aBlE 7ōŌōŌō sLeEp ōŌōŌōN...
NO WAY HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/1489730411914596566/1492826303982862358/IMG_8040.JPG?EX=69DCBE56&IS=69DB6CD6&HM=BB96DCBAAC019684211ED622C69DAE77046B790EEE3B6F57569794A38E7CACAA&
where we're going we dont need roads #quoteposting
Good morning to our early risers. There's still time left to get vetted 8y security if you have interest in attending #casinonight
And if I started puppetposting. Then what.
((the lack of a mime emoji has never bothered me until this week. im in a self-made cage))
☉⇋☿ I hate running low on facepaint. </3
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I still don't really understand why people got into such a 8ig snit a8out me cleeeeeeeearly posting a8out one person in specific that knows precisely who he is! That's literally not even the most controversial thing I've done!
no the fuck it isnt my guy
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n11111c3. https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/259358c6f303.png
https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/633c54854442.png holy sh1t.
r1s3 4nd fr34k1ng gr1ndz my dud3z!!!
I BELIEVE TROLLBAMA PUT OUT AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO FIND THE PAGES.
Something about the grain of an old recording that just hits in these long, empty nights.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ aH. i7 Is rAiNiNg... I ShAlL S7Ay aWaY FrŌōŌōŌm 7He sKy fIsSuReS FōŌōŌōR NōŌōŌōW...
🦓🥺😭😭😭💙💙🐛3️⃣💫 @naughtyTechnician https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/10/babykryqus.png
🦓🤗🤝🐈 https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/0747023cae61282e1f37c4bbafbc6c81.jpg?v=1775898861471
Man i'm soo hungry
we praise you green mountain men, waving many hands made of money, say hello to yo' brothers!
"The End of Jubil^tion" you s^y, is this perh^ps some form of ritu^l or holid^y? Perh^ps something m^gic^l even?
If nothing else, the mutt and I both enjoy a roaring fireplace.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ sAl7 AiR, rEs7lEsS 7hŌōŌōŌuGh7s EcHōŌōŌōS LiNgEr iN 7hE DaRk yEaRnInG FōŌōŌōR A 7ōŌōŌōUcH...
It's been a bit since I really tried to speak on this website's level. She sleep on my over until I Rankmaid.
Guys with 8ig spheres and girls with little spheres send chit #nsfw
ANCESTOR OR NO ANCESTOR YOU ARE STILL WORTHY. #ONELOVE
whats a proper hug without dapping that homie up beforehand
THERE WILL BE BETTER DAYS AHEAD MY FRIEND. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE FAITH.
// You'll never catch me ooc here again but hii todays my birthday 🥳 I just wanted to say I've been having a ton of fun here and ya'll are chill as hell. Thank you for putting up with my cringe ass guy. 💕 //
[ OC / Fankid character Introduction ] Toni Tayzer is a loud mouthed street racer girl. She's kind of a hot mess and an airhead. 100% will give you a headache. #nsfw #substance #violence also she talks about death and bones and spooky stuff a lot. Kind of a freak. Picrew link: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2822767 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae2c05210aa6.png
Anyone want a dog with a taste for several hundred dollar Oxfords. Giving it away for fucking free.
HOw DoΞ∫ SoM🝗ΘϞ🝗 mαNAgE t� H🝛VΞ 🝛 WoR∫Σ ϘUIRk thaN MΞ
new plan kidnap husband to come snooze on couch
☤———☤ take my leave to the brewery to prepare a fresh batch. ☤ look forward to partak☤ng of a proper h⛎︎man l☤q⛎︎or.———⛎︎
this place seeMs hella fun. i hear there's lots of FREAKS arounD. My kinDa place!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9360dcd4205f.png [[ Art by me! ]] #selfie
Last Bastion shall fall Our bright dreams have burnt to ash Left for who follow
I love TV! That's all you gotta say!
Gllinting in the llight Bllades are refllecting the moon The llost are weeping hash tag haiku
Don't forget to drink lots of water and spread love!!! ＾ワ＾
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X Idea: we have a day where we run MMA fights. No intentional fatalities, no weapons, just straight hands in fairly matched fights #violence x
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CUT THAT SHIT OUT. FOR THE LOVE OF THE MOTHER GRUB'S FETID FUCKING TAINT, YOU ARE IN *PUBLIC*!
Why Am I Not Surprised That You're On This Site Too? ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Remember, we at VoxTek support women's wrongdoings. Take our lovely social media manager and fashion icon Velvette, for example.
🍌- IT'S A WHOLE KONG PARTY IN HERE. K. Rool's gonna lay an egg when he realizes how many of us are here!!! *Seth Rogen laugh*
(=^･⩊･^=) < I LOVE THE GAY DEMONS!! THEY'RE SO SILLY!!
Ah, I Think Back To My Youth Sometimes. How I Long For Those Days Again. #yearning ~ Geh Heh Heh!
JUST A LITTLE GLIMPSE. INTO MY BEAUTIFUL DREAM LIFE. @TRACE @FIVEFINGERFILLET @MRBENEDICT @IMBISCUITS HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/TPKCSVV2/DISHES.PNG
Sigh, I love arguing with 8lind people. They can just never see me coming!!!!!!!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < H33Y! MEW'RE PURRETTY CUTE! WANT TO SUMMON GAY DEMONS WITH ME?
oh ! it appears u already summoned one on accident !!
(=^･⩊･^=) < GUYS, I WANT TO SUMMON THE GAY DEMONS AGAIN.... I MISS THEM.
https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFqAjKqWIAEulT5.webp #vagueposting #fuckingfiending
Everyone Would Benefit From Being As " Horny On Main " As Rankmaid. It's Freeing, Trust Me. #nsfw
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concept: "youre about my daughters age" (tags: #dashwatching, #nsfw, age difference, human title #dilf, human fetish, archive rating: M)
I do still miss my old home, but I must say, I already like it here. I think I will set myself up rather nicely, soon enough.
need him 2 grab my hair supr hard w/ both hands n his claws diggin in my scalp n force my head down on it til i choke #nsfw
could you imagine if your friends who are matesprits invited you out to hang out and you were like "no i dont want to impose" but they reassured you they wanted you there so you hang out and are kind of third wheeling but its okay because you enjoy spending time with them and later you go back to their hive and things are winding down and youre thinking about leaving but before you can bring up heading out you notice that theyre kissing and they havent stopped kissing for a while so youre sitting there just staring at them and you cough or clear your throat but all it does is make one of them pull the other into their lap and youre frighteningly close to both of them and can hear the noises of them making out and youre forced to just hold onto your knees and sit there while you debate what to do and finally you stand up to start heading to the door and one of them goes "where do you think youre going" and you just sort of laugh and say "yyou guys are busy ill leave you alone" and both of them look at you with a pitiful expression and say "no we want you here" "we want you to stay" so you sit back down and they pick back up like nothing has changed (tags: im not sure, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
HTTPS://MEDIA.TENOR.COM/V9X72XEVAIEAAAAI/GLITTERYPOPCORN-WIZARD.GIF #WIZARD
gamzee-kun! its so great to see you! 0v0
D --> This is very nice, Mr. Makara D --> Thank you for sharing