Daeve "The Minion" Stroder
@truntcheGoodhat
hey every its me
wait actually out of curiosity daves sound off whats your actual full name i know some of you are daves full stop ill go first im a davis
reed it and weap "davis" (if that is youre real name)
yuo ever eat penny tasty
i did that once when i was 3 it was the first and only time i ever had to be taken to the er
in my defense i was literally a toddler im sure i could eat pennies now if i so wished
u might hav an iron deficiency
what kind of self respecting dave wears blue i have never seen one and i pray to jegus that i never will
where do i speak directly to the money? #juliangang
oh so now we want to talk directly to the money huh now we want to do that thats crazy if only someone had been making coins stacking doubloons creating riches opening treasure troves
what if my name was dave e jones question mark what then question mark
Then that would be your name.
Alright. You can do that.
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!! @epsilonCatatonia told me to "look at this burger" and i highkey did but turns out @epsilonCatatonia was holding a HOT DOG to this end im revealing to the world that @epsilonCatatonia is a FAKE burgerer and rather just a sandwichfan POSING as a true burger king
ive killed like a gazillion imps down here i am GOING back up to my HIVE now
like what
TEAR IT DOWN
IM COMING UP TO TEAR IT DOWN MYSELF!!
WITHOUT A UNION MEETING EXCAMATION POINT MULTIPLIED BY SEVEN
well if you arent willing to go through the proper channels maybe the union doesnt help you anymore dot dot dot
the union has NEVER helped!!
how i be looking for realsies #truth
wgat
yeah werent you doing the whole dr doom thing its why you started your own city state
wgat
wgatt
found a goblin in my lands caves and i got scared so i threw it so hard at a wall it fell on the ground like golden freddy and now it isnt moving
that was the fourth union member boss were going to have to have a meeting about this.
GOBLINS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HEPTONIA