Daeve "The Minion" Stroder
@truntcheGoodhat
hey every its me
its fishing friday, and yet my presidential dad never took me or daeve out to fish.. curious, is it not? #truth
i wonder what will come out of daeve when he hatches, perhaps some sort of lil cal? lil daeve #humanreproduction #mydaeve
actually boss since im artificial itll just be a second smaller daeve
like a troll russian daeve doll of sorts
Also I have a gun. #davehour
Where the hell did you get that??
THE M⧃UNTAIN LIED HIS NAME IS EVIDET ⧃ZATAP
It's okay The Mountain, you can be Dave for an hour.
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isnt it fucked up how my dave is a gay dude and im a bisexual trans lesbian. whats up with that. like the bird genes cant have screwed with me that bad. ONE of us is overcompensating and idk which but its concerning shit for sure. opening this one up for the views of the dave council
making half dollars ama
is that why yOu're blue nOw Or is that unrelated.
i was gonna say "who want me" but i already KNOW the answer it is TAX COLLECTOR DRONES because i do NOT pay that shit LOL
GO AWAY BITCH ILL KILL YOU
its NOT its a DEMON THING
ow :*(
In lieu of a proper response let this +7 kull score be my reply.
thank you, i think?
It's not a compliment, but again, I can't elaborate without breaking my anonymity, and I kind of need that :/
i am so confused.
Unfortunately there's no way to un-confuse you that doesn't also narrow down my identity to like one of five people.
are you sure it's safe even being on here then?
It's absolutely safe, it's just that this specific topic is one that I can't really discuss without doxxing myself. I can kinkpost and make game design rambles just fine.
Fuck it, DMs.
we never did find a solution for being blue its whatever
rr u blue flverd
@armoredMorbosa boss i fucked up
what the fuck happened why are you blue
what did you do!!
i was fucking around with one of the imps and it put a curse on me
ok well now we have to go DOWN to the fucking PLANET to find another magic IMP >B(
nope sorry strapping you to the back of my jetpack were dropping >B(