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its fishing friday, and yet my presidential dad never took me or daeve out to fish.. curious, is it not? #truth

i wonder what will come out of daeve when he hatches, perhaps some sort of lil cal? lil daeve #humanreproduction #mydaeve
THE M⧃UNTAIN LIED HIS NAME IS EVIDET ⧃ZATAP

askbox might make a comeback.. #bigthingsarecoming

da ba dee da bee dah
straight up man truest shit ever fistbump
isnt it fucked up how my dave is a gay dude and im a bisexual trans lesbian. whats up with that. like the bird genes cant have screwed with me that bad. ONE of us is overcompensating and idk which but its concerning shit for sure. opening this one up for the views of the dave council

daeve was doing that thing where he tries to CASUALLY bring something up to me like i dont NOTICE come to me like a MAN talk about being tough all the time cant even look me in the EYES https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/dennismac.png
i only yearn for dimes and no more nickels unless its one then its funny

i just found out its not actually a strider thing, but that other humans are pale and white too this is #terrifying
okay open panel to the daves of the timeline do you consider rose more of a cousin or a sister or a secret third thing. i feel like im taking crazy pills rn.

@turingTranscendence sona you kind of remind me of lil man so yknow i just drew lil man im sure he wouldnt mind #lilman

i will draw you a sona just leave a comment and ill do it.. this is my #offer and part of my #SCHEME
fucked up bro #unionize

throwin6 random shit at my n3i6hbor 7or 7un #viol3nc3...

An ask from my brother, "Daeve." "you still got aura" What do you think? https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/6avO.gif

ask him hes alive
yeah fuck it why not
despite the ongoing feud with seven and i, i hope you get out of the glue trap daeve

xeelah likes her new body! i used a hologram instead of a trollbot to give her some more freedoms B) https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/xeelah.png

Understandable. Thank you for sharing.

It has come to my attention that not all Striders have Mad Skills.

i guess i could dig online to find one B/

hmm i think calling her "dromedrone 57786" is a bit demeaning and objectifying and were #feminist in this household sooooooo does anybody have any name recs for her? ill ask her if she likes them as they come!

Thank you my son

Fun lore fact if you kill me you learn by using the key to my bedroom at 6:56 am while Mercury is in retrograde you'll learn that I Mr Peterson am AceAro.

anon asks "What do you intend to do with the power your session could bring you?" and like, idk about no power man im playing for the fun of it i mean theres nothing better to do other than listen to #mydaeve ramble about his stupid dimes and his dumb magazine

ask from @bigSoup! "do you eat foods or require some form of sustenance such as fuel" yes!! my "charging port" is more of a fuel pump tbh it pumps whats basically drone fuel into my system to get me back to my senses after going offline however it does burn out VERY quickly so i have to keep it up by burning organic material, which i can thankfully process the taste of to have nice food! B)

Apologies.

life or death for #knifedirk?

Heck yeah

itll come back for more!!

no!!

Welcome to the hall of neighbors

Whoever replies to this gets a cameo in my next game

if you ever feel down, just remember youre not that piece of shit metal rock i saw fly by my session just now it was trying to sell me a magazine buddy, i dont CARE how many times you scream "METAL HURLANT", im not buying it!! #livesgrubbing

i know i know B)

hmm okay..

we are an TROLL ANDROID only household

okay i think i managed to #organize my thoughts on this so yearning i do get and i do feel, and i know that "horny" means "being in a state of yearning" so i do know what that is and i used to know that "sex" removed that like "horny" state so the yearning was gone and from what my friends tell me it means that i just have to race people to satisfy that? hell. yes. no wonder organics here talk about it all the time!

i love you did you know that?

hmmmm #maybe...

==> Show off your sylladex so people know what to suggest to alchemize together. oh sure! i have: the imp i downloaded off the trollnet mjolnir-knife!! a pile of suspicious dimes that i found all over my hive the essence of dirk strider my old knife! deodorant a pillow with bite marks DO NOT ASK my drawing tutorial book!! my old racing helmet a couple cans of trollpepsi i found inside my husktop case last light my many cute outfits we alchemized last time my drone keys! and also a bunch more stuff that isnt here so like, what do we put together? #livesgrubbing https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/roxmspfa7.png ==> (Type in comments.)

are you wasting my grist on dimes??

why dimes??

==> Say hello. hi everyone! #mydaeve and i finished setting up the alchemiter and everything, we're ready to start enemy making! but some new weapons would be nice too what do you have in mind? #livesgrubbing https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/roxmspfa6.png ==> (Type in comments.)

its NOT a CRUSH its a PERFECTLY normal TROLL EMOTION called FRIENDSHIP >B( and uh well, i guess i guess id just like to talk more, but shes just not very used to talking and being open, i think and i would like to make her comfortable but it makes me.. sad? to think about distancing myself and im supposed to be smart! and logical! i was made for that but i cant compute this

theres this girl and i think i like being around her and i miss her when i dont see her but im having some conflicting feelings about her right now and theyre not really compatible at all, and my thinkboard is frying

i didnt know that, daeve i guess its ok if we talk

i do NOT understand this strange evil language can someone please help translate its on the door to the denizen chamber and i cant figure out how to open it #livesgrubbing https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/2331254234.png

thank you #mydaeve

okay well now i have no idea where to GO https://images.pond5.com/empty-desert-barren-wasteland-landscape-footage-074978809_iconl.jpeg

thank you #mydaeve

okay thats enough #vagueposting flirting from me time to #orbitaldrop #livesgrubbing

FINE

==> Finish bullshitting and making excuses and finally drop down to your planet to do your quest. i mean its kinda scary man youre not here #livesgrubbing https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/roxmspfa5.png ==> (Type in comments.)

my wonderful daeve i love it

==> Alchemize puppets. i have no idea what strategic benefit this would make but i made this thing #livesgrubbing i will christen him lil' man https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/roxmspfa4.png ==> (Type in the comments.)

==> tell phuntr he'S awesome #livesgrubbing https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/roxmspfa3.png ==> (Type in the comments.)
(I don’t know man I’m just a silly dog, but I bet it’s nothing good) Woof

you dont KNOW how to use the alchemiter and im NOT telling you

==> give daeve a raise no go back to WORK, daeve #mydaeve #livesgrubbing https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif ==> (Type in comments.)

i think im ready to go back down and find my denizen should i do anything before dropping again? ==> (Type in comments.)

Happens.

hes like my minion now, daeve the minion
Barring temporal anomalies resulting from this method of communications, finalists to join The Table should be announced tonight.

Yöu göt this i believe in yöu

Thank you my star pupil

If my badge happens neighbor hour begins anew

I don't know who you are. You're an OK green one. I'm talking about the bald green ones.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.

It does do that #neigborhour

Hell yeah you get me #neigborhour

That's one of its best features #neigborhour

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