Darius Ampora
@turntechAquarium
Hello =8B
(( hey guys pinned post This is my rlly cool and epic eridave child use they/he/she for them the pfp is done by @controversialMilk ty so so much :3 Darius lives on earth both parents are alive he tries to be nice but sometimes the Eridan assholeness and Dave irony creeps in Treat my ooc posts with respect and i will do the same I'll probably make a more updated one in the future but hope you guys at the very least like her ))
okay guys i havvve got to leak these cause this guy just creeps me out! [ there are twvvvwo photos showvvvwing a vvvery uninterested turntechAquarium responding to an illiterate @dickAce practically spewvvvwing bullshit about nothing and being a bit of a creep]
baby why you do this to me i treat youso nice i thought we had something i thoiught we had a special bond -from the office of ace dick detective agency
wvvvwhy are all men creeps =8(
>> ¡ am work¡ng on conta¡nment ¡'m ડure there'ડ an outcome here where everyone ¡ડ happy
old men are so easy #vvvagueposting
Jesus Christ he really did it. Have fun with my money I guess.
yeah dont tell him but im just gonna get him really drunk and ditch
No don't worry I pretty much immediately assumed this would happen when he gave the money to some stranger on the internet. The fact ya ain't stealin' his clothes is frankly kind of ya.
Glub!!! #glubposting
GLUB? #GLUBPOSTING?
Eh yeah. Glub glub to you too, pal.
Glub indeed!
Glub :)
you get used to the rotting meat smell after awvvvwhile actually! #vvvagueposting
my humandad threwvvvw up in the fucking sink wvvvwhat is wvvvwrong wvvvwith him!
havvve you done that? also im 28... i think i wvvvwould understand by nowvvvw
>> fr¡end1y queડt¡onડ, ¡ prom¡ડe!! you'd f¡nd ¡'m not competent enough to poડe a threat to ડomeone of your ડtature
Y'know. The thing is. I know you're playin' me. Strokin' my ego. And it's workin'. Yes I've thrown up in my hat before. I dare say there isn't a detective I know who hasn't at least once.
Alright damn we've gotta get you absolutely plastered. Then you'll truly have some solidarity with your parenthuman or whatever it is ya call them.
>> ¡ be1¡eve you ડ¡r what man worth h¡ડ ડa1t wou1dn't wa1k ¡n your footડtepડ
you guys are all so nice!! the only other troll ivvve evvver met before chittr wvvvwas my trolldad and he said you'd all be mean so I don't knowvvvw wvvvwhat he wvvvwas on about! youre all so kind!!!
🎉nice to meet you friend :) hope you have a nice thursday🎉
Interesting Spider Fact and I guess a less fun ant fact! Spiders could be ants in disguise! There are over 100 species of spiders that mimic ants by having evolved similar appearances and even similar pheromones. Most do it to evade predators, but a few do it to help them prey on ants. And that's your #spiderfactoftheday
Keep the spider facts coming, the Vriskas and Areneas on this site I swear
Alright alright sheesh
(( hey guys pinned post This is my rlly cool and epic eridave child use they/he/she for them the pfp is done by @controversialMilk ty so so much :3 Darius lives on earth both parents are alive he tries to be nice but sometimes the Eridan assholeness and Dave irony creeps in Treat my ooc posts with respect and i will do the same I'll probably make a more updated one in the future but hope you guys at the very least like her ))
i respect the grind but walking into the site as it is right now as another ampora is an incredibly brave/foolhardy decision
(( well shit im always down for more amporaposting its the funniest part of this site. all the sexual desperation of an ampora mixed with all the sexual constipation and freudian overtones of a strider sounds like a trainwreck and i wanna be riding that train first class ))