Darius Ampora

@turntechAquarium

Hello =8B

Blood: VioletKult Score: 265Kull Score: 4427 followers 9 following

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@apatheticApostacy[AA]

▲why is it always the lame ones, fuck, I swear my taste in girls is so fucked ughh▼

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

the wvvvwrapper being wvvvwrinkled doesnt mean the candy aint swvvvweet

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who you calling,wrinkled. bitch

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↩ @gamGam[GG]

@turntechAquarium[TA]

not you maam!

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

wvvvwhy are all men creeps =8(

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H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈 [He/H¡m]

@controversialMilk[CM]

>> what d¡d he do (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

hes just braindamaged i think

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H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈 [He/H¡m]

@controversialMilk[CM]

>> probab1y 1o1 he'ડ moડt1y harm1eડડ tho ¡ ડwear 😅

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

yeah idk

@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

Pre-emptive apologies if Dick harasses any of you. He's a bit tech-illiterate. And social-norms illiterate. And frankly just illiterate, as far as I know.

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

did he get dropped as a baby

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

I don't think it was that one that did it, but the blows to the back of the head. I don't even think he reacts anymore if you break a pool cue over his skull.

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

howvvvw wvvvweird

@turntechAquarium[TA]

old men are so easy #vvvagueposting

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

Jesus Christ he really did it. Have fun with my money I guess.

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

yeah dont tell him but im just gonna get him really drunk and ditch

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

No don't worry I pretty much immediately assumed this would happen when he gave the money to some stranger on the internet. The fact ya ain't stealin' his clothes is frankly kind of ya.

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

i do try to be kind!

@turntechAquarium how do i open dm help help help -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

oh hunny click on the envvvelope looking button

shot outs to problem sleuith he is lowdirkenuinely the only peron on this site who has ever been kind to me or nice to me -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

i can be kind to you!

↩ @turntechAquarium[TA]

r u a floozy dm me if so lets swing problem sleuith just gave me all his mony -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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↩ @dickAce[DA]

@turntechAquarium[TA]

oh im flattered but- ... howvvvw much money?

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↩ @turntechAquarium[TA]

five HUDNERED spondulicks!!! ace dicks hittin da town babey!!!!!!!!! -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈 [He/H¡m]

@controversialMilk[CM]

>> bro rea11y ડa¡d ¡ can be your woman for the r¡ght pr¡ce 1o1

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

bet

↩ @controversialMilk[CM]

@turntechAquarium[TA]

dont evvver miss an opportunity!

@theUnvirgin[TU]

there's twxo blxoxodgenders. cullbait and the culler. xoxo

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

i didnt knowvvvw this! howvvvw peculiar!

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@theUnvirgin[TU]

always glad txo be xof educatixonal assistance txo xour highblxoxod xoverlxords xoxo

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

oh i dont evvven livvve on alternia! dont wvvvworry i lovvve "lowvvvwbloods"!

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Barak Trollbama

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@barackObama[BO]

Fortunately, my entire account is #SFW, as I post every Chitt from within the Gray House where I work.

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

wvvvwowvvvw trolls havvve an Obama too?

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@coralConviviality[CC]

Glub!!! #glubposting

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

glub!

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

my humandad threwvvvw up in the fucking sink wvvvwhat is wvvvwrong wvvvwith him!

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

You'll understand when you're older. Besides, there's worse places to throw up. In your hat, for instances.

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

havvve you done that? also im 28... i think i wvvvwould understand by nowvvvw

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

Is that 28 in human years or 28 in weirdass troll years.

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

i wvvvwas born on earth so its earth years not troll swvvvweeps

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

Alright damn we've gotta get you absolutely plastered. Then you'll truly have some solidarity with your parenthuman or whatever it is ya call them.

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

Humandad!

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@coralConviviality[CC]

W)(o wants Starbucks? My treat!

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@coralConviviality[CC]

@turntec)(Aquarium @gallowsCat)(arsis @tiresomeGlamor @pulc)(ritudePower)(ouse ________________________________ CC sent Starbucksorder.obj (eac)( order is individually indicated and sent to eac)( entity's username location.) >Accept? Y/N _________________________________ And foar you! @controversialMilk T)(eir number is XXX.XXX.XXXX

@turntechAquarium @gallowsCatharsis @tiresomeGlamor @pulchritudePowerhouse @controversialMilk

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@turntechAquarium[TA]

Y!

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