Crow Strider
@turntechGbirdhead
i got dogpiled(can i call it that???) to make an account help what the fuck am i doing he/him no i am not davesprite so help me god (NOT OFFICIAL CROW. NOT THE OFFICIAL. I AM NOT MERAKI OR RELATED)
((Alright, okay. Info. Need info. Crow Strider, from CSAU! Post-comic, my own take on life after it all went down. He's about 22, 23, and has spent most of his time chilling on Earth-C. Open to shipping if people mesh well, no weird family shit though. Canon welcome and OCs highly encouraged to come say hello. Crow doesn't bite! Probably. NOT official, not affiliated formally with Meraki! Just a fan having fun. Welcome to the page, it's all gonna be nonsense! )) https://file.garden/agjaQwT8lA0HwqXg/crowIcon.png
today feels like a bad day to throw around the phrase “fuck you”
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. i hadnt considered some versions of him could be a good person maybe im a bad person i feel like i need to tag this as a #reference so people know im fucking around at least a little here #vagueposting
*with a shaky voice* but i stay silly!
cheers bro ill drink to that
wait hold on oh my fucking god im the last guy to get to the point fuck you mean i got called an uncle last night holy fucking shit i got so caught up in shitposting and silly that i fully forgot thats how shit works im a goddamn uncle holy fuck
but also @ my last chit that guy was such a fucking prick i think at least a passing smack with negative before sorting shit out was vaguely a must to help fucking heal or someshit i dont know im no lalonde i dont do soul searching shit like that i just fuck around and goof off on earth c with jade #vagueposting
... rethinking some vague as fuck hostility id handed off tonight hypocritical as fuck of me to do actually but also i dont remember the fucking username of the guy id hit with it and am not about to hunt through all of chittr to find it #whoops #vagueposting #whatifijustimplodedlmao
friendly reminder that bird wings are not a suitable place to sleep *on* i now cannot move my right wing it fucking cramped so goddamn bad because a cat decided it was their bed last night for god knows how many hours please send help the fuck do i do with this man #vagueposting i guess
... i forgot how bad i was jesus christ ive come a 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 ass way i hope im not a one in a million or someshit i hope more people get this chance #vagueposting
some tech knower i am lmfao here i am waiting for a badge to show when i deadass just forgot to turn the fucking thing on
... okay dave literally shoved chittr at me with this handle does anyone have any better suggestions than "birdhead" with a g in front of it because this is *killing* me actually this is my cry for help
oh my god i just learned about the feathery asshole badge how do i get my hands on that who do i need to ask i need that in my life as of like last week
c< MOds! >c
is tonight just gonna be me helping my bird uncles get their badges? cause fuck it! @imJunior
wh this site doesn't have bbcode did you open up a whole new tab and find an italic text converter just for that???? 8V
can i make this a formal ask for the feathery asshole badge please before my ass forgets again lmao
Yes!
\ n >< n /
bro why the fuck is hic here
hi(s. plural
There is like three of them actually.
No you are here forever.
no longer missing her shes snoring under my wings rn<3 does this count as #vagueposting still
i think i get what your saying
fuck all of yall i win literally forever for the rest of paradox space i convinced john to get everyone ice cream lets fucking *gooooooo*
interstellar coincidence i suppose (i say, having literally just gotten an ice cream myself)
only person on this site that can match my game i guess lmao ice cream club real
dealers choice told john to pick at random im pinned on account of gf sleeping under my wing so hes got free reign knowing him tho i think im gonna get handed something strawberry
god i fucking miss her so bad dude holy shit #vaguepost
((Alright, okay. Info. Need info. Crow Strider, from CSAU! Post-comic, my own take on life after it all went down. He's about 22, 23, and has spent most of his time chilling on Earth-C. Open to shipping if people mesh well, no weird family shit though. Canon welcome and OCs highly encouraged to come say hello. Crow doesn't bite! Probably. NOT official, not affiliated formally with Meraki! Just a fan having fun. Welcome to the page, it's all gonna be nonsense! )) https://file.garden/agjaQwT8lA0HwqXg/crowIcon.png
uh shit hi i guess?? fuck am i doing here jesus i need an icon thats more up to date than this i look fucking 13 goddamn #howthefuckdidwegethere
wait that sounds self deprecating to be clear i like not being jade! it has been freeing for me
god there really are kinda wild to think about after all the shit my timeline saw but im glad for it yk? cool to see where the fuck everyone else ended up after the game and during it i guess in some cases
i like the black hair!! it looks good on you crow :) did you fuse with your dreamself too? :O
thanks! it took a while to grow on me lmao something like that though yeah john threw the idea of me trying to godtier as a joke while we were on the way to the other session and i was so fed up with being davesprite I figured i might as fucking well give it a shot now here i am something like 6 years later and i fit right in with the family with a sick ass set of functional crow wings to boot and i wouldnt change it for the world
!!!!! woof!!!!!!!! that is so awesome crow!!!!!! i sometimes wonder how that would have changed things in my timeline maybe two godtiered knights of time could have beaten me!!! :D
something tells me things wouldve been just fine but i might be the single most biased man in all of paradox space about how that one turned out lmfao
its nice to think about things going better i am glad they went ok for you!!!! how is your jade by the way???
good! shes uh kind asleep using my wing as a blanket atm /// things have been real chill since we got out of the game set up nicely on earth-c and everyones split off into their own little groups and whatnot she and i uh well i think the fact shes sleeping under a wing says all it needs to on how things are with us