Crow Strider
@turntechGbirdhead
i got dogpiled(can i call it that???) to make an account help what the fuck am i doing he/him no i am not davesprite so help me god (NOT OFFICIAL CROW. NOT THE OFFICIAL. I AM NOT MERAKI OR RELATED)
lol, scratch keeps hating my chits. stay mad, woof!!! >:D
stick it to the asshole you go girl
*with a shaky voice* but i stay silly!
cheers bro ill drink to that
꒰Yay https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/Screenshot%202026—05—17%20014651.png꒱
lmao nice
so sad that my badge i made ended up being just given to all davesprites but thats fine i guess
nothing wrong with feathery asshole solidarity is there? its a damn good badge and you did a damn good job with it
im cut from a different cloth im nothing like you birds but thats okay i guess
i mean id beg to fucking differ but i dont think itll change your mind just keep safe out there hey? you might not be rooting for yourself but i sure am
oh my god i just learned about the feathery asshole badge how do i get my hands on that who do i need to ask i need that in my life as of like last week
is tonight just gonna be me helping my bird uncles get their badges? cause fuck it! @imJunior
wh this site doesn't have bbcode did you open up a whole new tab and find an italic text converter just for that???? 8V
can i make this a formal ask for the feathery asshole badge please before my ass forgets again lmao
Yes!
ok thats it. every dave on here better tell me if you need food or not. i will make all of you food and get it out to you in any way i need to.
food is good here weve got appearifiers out the fucking wazoo
bro why the fuck is hic here
hi(s. plural
There is like three of them actually.
No you are here forever.
fuck all of yall i win literally forever for the rest of paradox space i convinced john to get everyone ice cream lets fucking *gooooooo*
interstellar coincidence i suppose (i say, having literally just gotten an ice cream myself)
only person on this site that can match my game i guess lmao ice cream club real
dealers choice told john to pick at random im pinned on account of gf sleeping under my wing so hes got free reign knowing him tho i think im gonna get handed something strawberry
It just occured to me i havent shared my new name with you all its lara now.
of course you would pick lara you fucking nerd good choice tho genuinely it suits you like hell
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bro tf do you mean 'the curse' the fuck did you do to me
꒰what are you talking about ⚠️ Only those who bear 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 ⅽan see this post.꒱
dude do not tell me you cannot fucking see this tf https://file.garden/agjaQwT8lA0HwqXg/thePost.png
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uh shit hi i guess?? fuck am i doing here jesus i need an icon thats more up to date than this i look fucking 13 goddamn #howthefuckdidwegethere
woof! hi crow! im [name pending] but you can call me guard :)
oh shit hey nice to meet you guard didnt think id see such a familiar looking face here so fast
god there really are kinda wild to think about after all the shit my timeline saw but im glad for it yk? cool to see where the fuck everyone else ended up after the game and during it i guess in some cases
i like the black hair!! it looks good on you crow :) did you fuse with your dreamself too? :O
thanks! it took a while to grow on me lmao something like that though yeah john threw the idea of me trying to godtier as a joke while we were on the way to the other session and i was so fed up with being davesprite I figured i might as fucking well give it a shot now here i am something like 6 years later and i fit right in with the family with a sick ass set of functional crow wings to boot and i wouldnt change it for the world
!!!!! woof!!!!!!!! that is so awesome crow!!!!!! i sometimes wonder how that would have changed things in my timeline maybe two godtiered knights of time could have beaten me!!! :D
something tells me things wouldve been just fine but i might be the single most biased man in all of paradox space about how that one turned out lmfao
its nice to think about things going better i am glad they went ok for you!!!! how is your jade by the way???
good! shes uh kind asleep using my wing as a blanket atm /// things have been real chill since we got out of the game set up nicely on earth-c and everyones split off into their own little groups and whatnot she and i uh well i think the fact shes sleeping under a wing says all it needs to on how things are with us