♦ pitied by @turntechGodcest
Is dave logic like cat logic or can I carry his ass upstairs to his bed cause his boney elbow is making my leg numb.
I'll be fucked if that isn't a huge mood.
Insomnia is so awesome, right chittr.
You're incredibly misinformed.
dms open to jake english only. and dave i GUESS. #incest #implied #imimplying
it's not gay to want you to back up your claims you asswipe.
#lifehack you probably will because you suck. sorry for looking out for you. mega loser.
Not even that, man. You could have a frown like Beaker and I would not budge.
spotify always plays dog shit reccs at the end of a playlist come on dude im not tryna listen to joey valence and brae
need to start putting coke in the minifridge this shit is warm
maybe im in a missing june mood tonight
okay no! that part does not happen now you are just making shit up.
what is gayer? offering to feed your homie some gummy worms you were storing in your mouth or the homie in question responding that he feels like a cherished baby bird? important research, serious responses only!
the worms are better. i like the worms. #myworm
my dead dad who is dead is now replying to my posts on here. i get that he's not the same guy obviously but it's still super weird to see i guess!
why even offer to watch a movie with a guy if you're gonna shoot down his totally awesome suggestion!! jeez.
i hate this asshole i hate him why do i want him so badly
Miss him.
I do not think you can grow a nose. I do believe you are born with one! Either way, I could try, buddy. :-)
so exhausted all the time.
She sure does.
I'm not woke enough to play innie meenie minie mo with which random pronoun I'm gonna use. So no.
wish the fatigue wasnt this bad. constantly feels like im about to fall asleep.
these things are uncomfortable as fuck actually. like yeah they work but damn. ow.
compression stockings make me feel gay as hell. prescribed thigh highs. cant make this shit up. unfortunately it kinda works for my tachycardia too.
cant lay down unless its on my side. heart beats way too hard otherwise. this sucks.
...Okay.
I don't think so, man.
One day, I will work up the courage.
Too many god damn twinks on my feed.
No. Ha. I might live though.
Why do I fucking bother.
ok i do complain about being a sprite a lot but its pretty sick that things that happen to me dont matter because of being not entirely real shit can just happen to me endlessly and its whatever
objectively some of hoziers music is good but it makes me feel like a homo to admit that.
< MISREAD THAT "EVERYTHING IS WEIRD FLAVOR" ANYWAY, WHY? WASSUP? OR JUST GONNA BE VAGUE FOR THE SAKE OF IT? >
somethin about giving too much of a shit and being pathetic and stupid and blah blah blah. tryin to get back to normal. maybe ill be less sick if im not constantly makin myself sick.
had this whole angry message typed up but really im too tired to even argue about it anymore. whatever happens i suppose.
its starting to become exhausting.
I fucking hate admitting emotions, but I can't neglect how badly I miss him. Everytime I see his stupid smirk on the television it makes me so horny and mad. I wish that stupid fucker would just come home. I wish he would hold me. Talk to me. Anything. #nsfw #incest #abuse
nAh lIkE TaKe a bAt tO My nUg bOnE AnD CrAcK It oPeN. nEeD To rEsEt tHe tHiNk pAn
hoping to one day be so pitiful that he feels bad and lets me
do you think he'd let me kiss him if i was good enough #patheticposting
holy shit i'm so tired i hope i can be allowed to leave work on my scheduled time today i need a nap
cant sleep.
If I'm lucky I'll meet you, flip side of the graveyard.
I'm selfish for you.
Alone.
i want him to love me unconditionally, pet me when i'm good and hold me a little tighter before i go and talk to me like i actually mean anything more than just another check on a to-do list the same way that iwant him to punch me until i puke wnd hold me down n fuck me til i cant stand and choke me harder when my vision starts to blur and its fucking disgusting #nsfw #nsfwe #noncon (implied) #violence #abuse #stockholm #incest #cw-abuse #vent ig
I feel better.
And I don't know what's got it's teeth in me, but I'm about to bite back in anger.
Wish I could stick bug but my knee to messed up for that.
means you know your place davey. that's good.
yeah right homo you couldnt last 5 seconds #selfcest
yeah no this is objectively fucked up. send me the link.
rest in peace
woof
woof
i can tell you were dropped as a child. get it together boy, you're embarrassing.
sorry boys just remembered women can wear suits so im con v erting back to being straight
#dashwatching so bad i hust remembrredbi havent taken my meds in 3 days #howisitTHATbad
not enough puppets. you people have no taste.
Wait, you meant right now. Im stupid. Ignore me. Also hi uncle dave.
Theres more than you would think. Mostly you and yours.
((Phone is acting up. May duck out if it gets much worse. Will be back asap tho))
i see a very depressed future #vent
i think i must have bruised up my shoulder rlly bad bc i cant sleep on one of my sides.hhow did this even happenm #probablyfell #idk
my dude the only way you are accomplishing airplane food some other way is by building a full ass modern plane with air compression stuff
i feel like an asshole now i dont like that either
dont think i should care this much what he thinks. dont know why i do. somethin weird about watching a guy who used to act like you were his hero start talking down to you all the time.
i tripped on a wire and broke one of the cameras we have in the living room so now im trying to figure out how to fix it i have never squinted so much at something in my life how do tech dorks do this shit all the time?
my ribs hurt.
not fair that he makes me feel loved like this
dizzy. again.
laying down doesnr help. man.
this fuckinf sucks.
how pathetic do you have to be to obsess over victimizing the same guy over and over and over again? get a hobby or something.
i have a bad oral fixation bit my nail too much and now it's bleeding bit my favorite sweater and tore the sleeve a little fuuuuuuckk #cw-self-injury
its fine ive got the same issues tahts the joke
i was thinking “he7 ma7be all these #in(est people (an have a badge for that” and then stopped when i tried to figure out what the a(tual fu(k that would look like. #nsfw #nsfwe
yeah is it funny? is it super fucking hilarious to you?? i hate you. i hate you so much. i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you. why the fuck did i think it would be different when its literally never going to be different?? im not talking to anyone but him and dirk from now on. not like im going to have a choice.
?? he didnr leave me and hes not even my boyfriend i sont think?
my post was not an invitation for every dave on the platform to come give their stupid input especially if the stupid input is not actually relevant to my post and is just making fun of me. you will all be dealt with.
ijudt got called pathetic what am i genuinfly meant to do in this situation. like obviously its not true but.
man.
i want him to hurt me but i dont like it when hes disappointed in me or mad at me. gives me a real nasty sinking feeling in my chest. like just awful. so im kinda in a lose lose situation here.