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Davesprite

@turntechGodhead

i had it longer

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@grimCue[GC]

ew straight people

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what if theyre t4t

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@grimCue[GC]

that is excusable

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what if theyre ace or aro and use the split attraction model and theyre also straight

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@grimCue[GC]

in simple terms if they identify as only straight and no other form of queer they deserve death otherwise they are excused

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damn and i had one more example ready to go too

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@grimCue[GC]

you can still share it i won't stop you

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what about straight nonbinary people cause its all about attraction to the other gender right you get an agender person and a bigender person you average out at one gender per person and the genders are pretty opposite one person with no gender the other with all the gender one of them could be straight you never know

i dont think ive ever seen a firefly before. i doubt they could survive on this planet of all places naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak like if someone released a thousand of them onto this planet i bet theyd all fizzle into dust or something

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you sure you wouldnt get a thousand hugs from them

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hi dadsprite! no im pretty sure theyd die before i could reach them. its really sad i bet they could try and teach me how to dance

damn thats pretty brutal i bet theyd do a foxtrot above your head

in another life!!! im gonna get misty-eyed just thinking about it

you dont think theyd like the jar life like get a big enough one and you can keep a few they wouldnt be lonely

ohhh thats a good point. i could keep them in the aquarium i keep my frog in! im gonna go get some now!

uh oh

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i have a cardboard cutout of my boyfriend so i don't miss him when he goes away to do like work shit, that's how gay i am and how much i love him #nothomophobic

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i dunno man i mean theres all sorts of dudes who have cardboard cutouts of guys in their houses and its not gay

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don't let them lie to you, they're totally gay if they have a cardboard cutout of a man in their house

what if its danny devito

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a cutout of danny devito??? oh yeah totally fucking gay dude

shit completely unrelated do you know where the best place to have a bonfire is

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step one sword

So that you all remain informed, my title as the Scratch Doctor is not unearned. I in truth do have a PhD. Or rather, every PhD.

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name five of them

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now issuing the age old hypothetical to the timeline the worlds most important question aka would you fuck your clone yes or no bonus points for the details gritty style lightning round: is it jerking off or fucking yourself pussyfootin and slash or bitchin about the premise will result in being called a coward this is a matter of divine philosophical import yall you gotta give it your all #selfcest #clonefucking #nsfw

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@caesarsArmament[CA]

No. … Wvell, maybe.

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important clarification, is it an exact clone a me or a different timeline me

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yes

coward

coward stop dancing around it and say it with your chest

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@caesarsArmament[CA]

Not a cowvard. Just havwen’t met a… Me that I liked. Yet.

you were warned that halfassing it would get you called a coward you cant complain when it happens anyway were talking clones here do you like/hate yourself enough to fuck yourself

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hey.

cheep cheep cheep cheep. cheep cheep cheep cheep.

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caw

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what the fuck did you just say to them

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