Davesprite
@turntechGodhead
i had it longer
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [H0W D0 I TURN THIS THING 0FF???] © SBURB 2009
So that you all remain informed, my title as the Scratch Doctor is not unearned. I in truth do have a PhD. Or rather, every PhD.
now issuing the age old hypothetical to the timeline the worlds most important question aka would you fuck your clone yes or no bonus points for the details gritty style lightning round: is it jerking off or fucking yourself pussyfootin and slash or bitchin about the premise will result in being called a coward this is a matter of divine philosophical import yall you gotta give it your all #selfcest #clonefucking #nsfw
important clarification, is it an exact clone a me or a different timeline me
you were warned that halfassing it would get you called a coward you cant complain when it happens anyway were talking clones here do you like/hate yourself enough to fuck yourself
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Dead time players are not a good thing to see in your timeline! Erased time players are a worse thing to see in your timeline! And a session without time players is a doomed session! © SBURB 2009
todays bone of the day is: raven skull! his name is petrov and i adore him 0u0 #bones #boneoftheday #ravenskull https://gargoylestatuary.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/sum-raven-skull-1.png
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bay area baddie accused of robbing the bird feeders at the park
sorry officers we were together in mcdonalds at the time couldnt have been us yaint got proof that we did anything to any bird feeders
everyone go flirt with that guys mom thats a #royalorder
#nowplaying absolutely nothing i love sitting in #silence
not even a yamaha piano default beat im holding an intervention dude put a song on now
you know what i miss legs
3833 < You can get some if you aren't afraid of changing your entire physiological code! > 3833
3833 < No... Maybe it used to be? > 3833 < But, no, I gotta put my pants on one paw at a time. >
oh damn maybe i should try this shit out im sure i can alchemise some new shades maybe probably
I did not want to do this, but unfortunately I am being left with no choice. I must use all means at my disposal, thus I call forth my ultimate weapon. I have been threatened, and my Presidency has been put under attack. Go, my Daves. I am henceforth issuing an emergent Presidential pardon for one hour, this is now a judgement free zone; outfreak him, my Daves. This includes you, @turntechGoghead https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.15.54%E2%80%AFPM.png
Thank you, my Daves. Please keep it coming. I will continue to tag some additional Daves I am aware of. @turntechGirlhead @turntechGodhead#1609 @turntechGodhead#3328 @turntechGodhead#5047 @turntechGodhead#6490