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WHAT IF THEYRE BOTH BI BUT IN A ZTR8 RELATIONZHIP
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time to jeff the kill
yoU know, now that i've begUn to formUlate these wonderfUl new ideas, i’ve come to appreciate the beaUty that another version of myself is what helped spark them! i am certainly far from Unappreciative ^u^
If anyone would like to read a piece of literature about this, check out my latest work on AO3.
awwright wwell i think i could get dowwn wwith a little bit a ampora on ampora action~
I would fuck my clone, it's a great way to work that self-hate into a kismesistude, but would my clone fuck me? Well. That's for Dirk to answer.
It is definitionally and quite literally fucking yourself. Jerking off implies a level of passivity and lack of involvement on the part of at least half of the participants in the act. Like how one might tend to and groom a zoo animal. If it is not, might I again crudely propose, fucking yourself then there is a degree to which we are all voyeurs onto ourselves, forever surrendering each moment into the next, unable to purport to be anything but our own fatal attractions. that, and of course I would fuck my own clone. I know how it works. That would be the easiest lay in the span of paradox space.
LAWLX tbh ive been thnkin on this 1 basicklly 4eva n i gotta say id fuck my clone mommaz tits clean off (unless she aint got em then we fuckn em on) its TOTES sexo tho cuz we nasty #nsfw #clonefucking #selfcest
cheep cheep cheep cheep. cheep cheep cheep cheep.
???am uncomfortable when we are not about me???
everyone go flirt with that guys mom thats a #royalorder
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
3833 < SOMEONE'S EATING PLASTIC IN THIS HIVE!!! > 3>8OO
im always saying this
hey peebrain can u teleport
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Thank you, my Daves. Please keep it coming. I will continue to tag some additional Daves I am aware of. @turntechGirlhead @turntechGodhead#1609 @turntechGodhead#3328 @turntechGodhead#5047 @turntechGodhead#6490
do you ever wonder how many banger posts you miss after looking away from the feed for a few minutes
Me and the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god.
My theories prevail.
Hours have passed and this has not yet turned into no-man's-land. Kudos.
HUMAN TACOS AND CUISINE ARE WHAT IS DEBILITATING ALTERNIA, WE SHOULD BUILD A COSMIC MULTIVERSAL WALL
of course you can, little man.